i am a mirror
reflections of other lives
and none of my own
by ash
get your own thing
plenty of mine to go round
here, take some, with love
by ash
you may do my thing
although you are redundant
i can do my thing
by ash
my thoughts on arseholes ?
i don't have a policy
each case on merit
by ash
i can do your thing
more powerfully than you can
but there's still JV
by sexually frustrated
iambic asshole
if you can't have stress unstress
you might as well die
by sexually frustrated
look at my rhythm
so mellifluous and smooth
but emptiness reigns
by sexually frustrated
like a worn out shell
using form without content
go sell insurance
by sexually frustrated
what graceful haiku
but it signifies nothing
poop has more meaning
by sexually frustrated (i am your muse, aren't you ashamed?)
metaphor a day
we spent the night together
well well well well well
by ash
i am contrary
i am most disappointed
nobody loves me
by ash
though you dis my style
jealous that you haven't one
keep working at it
by ash
whatever you say
i enjoy good company
and variety
by ash
i am not myself
i wish my dick was bigger
i pretend i don't
by ash (and now?)
i am middle aged
my sad life has been wasted
oh well, i'll die soon
by ash (who am i now?)
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Non-original!
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
by William Nippress
Humbled with high awe
At such a great mind as yours
We stop submitting
by William Nippress
metaphor master
the well will never run dry
there i go again
by sexually frustrated (ooh that hurt)
my overcast mind
storm clouds on the horizon
but there's no shelter
by sexually frustrated
the most popular
sexually frustrated with
his porno haiku
by sexually frustrated (who do you like best sf or aryan man, i'm thinking of combining these two characters.)
Of course, with said word
Being colloquial, it
May be gefackt or
by A Student of maybe even gefockt or, perhaps, gefocken
Guess the character?
Wait a minute, nearly there
Wait a sec! It's you!!!
by A Student of Ich have deine Mutter gefickt, Unternarr mit Jungesoße
i'm so redundant
lacking the style and grace of
genuine poets
by sexually frustrated (who am i playing now, can you guess, you lemmings?)
you are all puppets
i prance you upon the stage
to help my writing
by sexually frustrated (you've all been a great help)
you're a bunch of fools
i work you like instruments
to help me create
by sexually frustrated
the white hip hopper
he defies translation with
verbal castration
by sexually frustrated (ebonics has style, word is bond.)
the tortured poet
wallowing in depression
i play him also
by sexually frustrated (now that's talent)
the aryan man
my favorite character
i play him a lot
by sexually frustrated (i'm so good, they can't tell fact from fiction)
manifold voices
versatility's a must
do you understand
by sexually frustrated
Spiel mit mir, mein Schatz
Wir k
by A Student of Ich bin frustiert zu
schizophrenia
postmodernism's essence
i just do my part
by sexually frustrated
Das Kr
by A Student of Kermit Der Frosch hat kein Bockwürste
he fights tooth and nail
to maintain supremacy
iron clad ego
by sexually frustrated
Drei Narren mit Senf!
Herr Frustiert und Nippress
Und die Ashe zu!
by A Student of Ihre Bockwürste sind klein
poor middle-aged ash
wasted youth and broken dreams
he could have been great
by sexually frustrated
my audience
horny juvenile outcasts
i'll start a fan club
by sexually frustrated
they say i'm gifted
but my genius has a price
absolute madness
by sexually frustrated (great things await outside academia, and you'll hear more about me)
funny how this works
if you'd met me on the street
we'd be best of friends
by sexually frustrated (the internet let's you be anything you want. perfect for my raving imagination)
hatred has its place
linguistic shock and awe to
break your lethargy
by sexually frustrated (fools, if i don't do what i do, you'd all be bored. its a horrible responsibility to bear but i shall bear
buckets of haiku
washing away my hatred
oh please make it stop
by sexually frustrated
that's more like it ash
less arty fluff and more hate
art doesn't suit you
by sexually frustrated (finally, there's people being entertaining besides myself. I knew i'd get you all onboard, you lemmings.)
Und ich spreche das
Weil ich kann Englisch sprechen
Unternarr mit Senf
by A Student of Meine Bockwurst ist am längsten
Translators are pants
And, as I study german
I need not use them
by A Student of Verfahrenstechnik mit deutsch. Und die Grundlagen! Materialbilanz!!!
Such an easy thing
To use online translators
Makes us look clever
by William Nippress
trolls, flamers and jerks
oh my...makes bad haikuers
want to sigh big sigh
but still we must try
to wait for goodbye to those
who must fry their fry
by onjaysun (all show, no know)
Das ist nicht richtig
Es ist brauche, um und zu
Das ge ist nicht gut
by A Student of That would make it a perfect tense past participle
Dein
by A Student of Ich spreche klein Deutsch, aber der Affe braucht mein Messer um deine Augen gestoßen
