my audience
horny juvenile outcasts
i'll start a fan club
by sexually frustrated
they say i'm gifted
but my genius has a price
absolute madness
by sexually frustrated (great things await outside academia, and you'll hear more about me)
funny how this works
if you'd met me on the street
we'd be best of friends
by sexually frustrated (the internet let's you be anything you want. perfect for my raving imagination)
hatred has its place
linguistic shock and awe to
break your lethargy
by sexually frustrated (fools, if i don't do what i do, you'd all be bored. its a horrible responsibility to bear but i shall bear
buckets of haiku
washing away my hatred
oh please make it stop
by sexually frustrated
that's more like it ash
less arty fluff and more hate
art doesn't suit you
by sexually frustrated (finally, there's people being entertaining besides myself. I knew i'd get you all onboard, you lemmings.)
Und ich spreche das
Weil ich kann Englisch sprechen
Unternarr mit Senf
by A Student of Meine Bockwurst ist am längsten
Translators are pants
And, as I study german
I need not use them
by A Student of Verfahrenstechnik mit deutsch. Und die Grundlagen! Materialbilanz!!!
Such an easy thing
To use online translators
Makes us look clever
by William Nippress
trolls, flamers and jerks
oh my...makes bad haikuers
want to sigh big sigh
but still we must try
to wait for goodbye to those
who must fry their fry
by onjaysun (all show, no know)
Das ist nicht richtig
Es ist brauche, um und zu
Das ge ist nicht gut
by A Student of That would make it a perfect tense past participle
Dein
by A Student of Ich spreche klein Deutsch, aber der Affe braucht mein Messer um deine Augen gestoßen
Mein Vater saugt mir
F
by A Student of Oh so very frustrated
Unstable judgment
Mirrored eyes let nothing through
Concrete blocks for ears
by William Nippress
Betonsteine f
by William Nippress
Solch eine einfache Sache, zum der on-line-
by William Nippress
Ihr Ego, das es ermangelt, durch selbst Versuchbescheidenheit
Verstehend
by William Nippress
fashionable pork
absolutely scrumptious yum
served with apple sauce
by mellie
F
by A Student of Sexual frustration
Sound of lapping sea
Rolling pebbles too and fro
On a warm sand beach
by William Nippress
It dances, black man
I've shot it
Rape!
by A Student of Translation
Though I think I have
A more attractive option -
writing bad haikus!
by R. of PT
Just 5 weeks to go -
A lot of work must be done -
I'd better start now
by R. of PT
Used to have a mate
Lived in Tennessee, he grew
The very best I
by William Nippress
He just feeds his own
Negativity. With his
own prejudices
by William Nippress
i meant bad for him
it's always been good for me
but then i'm perfect
by ash
Is there such a thing?
As some bad sinsemilla
Think you
by William Nippress
what can one believe ?
is there some greater purpose ?
grandma has a cock
by ash
i think he's wasted
but it's bad sinsemilla
and less good haiku
by ash
What gets me is that
SF has wasted talent
Should submit comedy
by William Nippress
Could write fantastic
Scripts if he lets go of hate
He enjoys too much
by William Nippress
filth and dirt not nice
filthy thoughts and dirty deeds
make me laugh out loud
by mellie
dirty and filthy
are words that express so much
dirt and filth likewise
by mellie
my polluted mind
entertaining dirty thoughts
whilst i'm pottering
by mellie
my bloke's a potter
he potters about all day
and so does his wife
by mellie
i read all of them
and sometimes i have a laugh
less often, sadly
by ash
We are the authors
Read its content, ours to reject
Why pollute your mind
by William Nippress
Gracelessly words flow
In banal competition
I ask why read them
by William Nippress
i should get a job
this is not a way of life
don't believe a word
by ash
high quality flood
well, okay, less pathetic
than the shite you write
by ash
see me register
what, you can't see yourself now ?
that must be so bad
by ash
i can't stop at one
but i guess i'm not alone
turn up the volume
by ash
a few more haiku
to distance substandard scum
and this page is ours
by ash
church, army, the clan
join now you loud mouthed fucker
right up your alley
by mellie, they love complete idiots like you SF
go to any church
they're all dressed up for jesus
grandma has a cock
by mellie
gotta stop this now
unlike you i have a life
that i like living
by ash
i'm an angry man
the world doesn't worship me
and i know i'm great
by ash
