Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Solch eine einfache Sache, zum der on-line-
Haiku # 29808, April 30, 2003 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Ihr Ego, das es ermangelt, durch selbst Versuchbescheidenheit
Verstehend
Haiku # 29807, April 30, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
fashionable pork
absolutely scrumptious yum
served with apple sauce
Haiku # 29806, April 30, 2003 4:58 am ET
by mellie
F
Haiku # 29805, April 30, 2003 4:39 am ET
by A Student of Sexual frustration
Sound of lapping sea
Rolling pebbles too and fro
On a warm sand beach
Haiku # 29804, April 30, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
It dances, black man
I've shot it
Rape!
Haiku # 29803, April 30, 2003 4:35 am ET
by A Student of Translation
Though I think I have
A more attractive option -
writing bad haikus!
Haiku # 29802, April 30, 2003 4:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Just 5 weeks to go -
A lot of work must be done -
I'd better start now
Haiku # 29801, April 30, 2003 4:15 am ET
by R. of PT
Used to have a mate
Lived in Tennessee, he grew
The very best I
Haiku # 29800, April 30, 2003 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
He just feeds his own
Negativity. With his
own prejudices
Haiku # 29799, April 30, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
i meant bad for him
it's always been good for me
but then i'm perfect
Haiku # 29798, April 30, 2003 4:03 am ET
by ash
He
Haiku # 29797, April 30, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Is there such a thing?
As some bad sinsemilla
Think you
Haiku # 29796, April 30, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
what can one believe ?
is there some greater purpose ?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29795, April 30, 2003 3:57 am ET
by ash
i think he's wasted
but it's bad sinsemilla
and less good haiku
Haiku # 29794, April 30, 2003 3:49 am ET
by ash
What gets me is that
SF has wasted talent
Should submit comedy
Haiku # 29793, April 30, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Could write fantastic
Scripts if he lets go of hate
He enjoys too much
Haiku # 29792, April 30, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
filth and dirt not nice
filthy thoughts and dirty deeds
make me laugh out loud
Haiku # 29791, April 30, 2003 3:06 am ET
by mellie
dirty and filthy
are words that express so much
dirt and filth likewise
Haiku # 29790, April 30, 2003 3:03 am ET
by mellie
my polluted mind
entertaining dirty thoughts
whilst i'm pottering
Haiku # 29789, April 30, 2003 3:00 am ET
by mellie
my bloke's a potter
he potters about all day
and so does his wife
Haiku # 29788, April 30, 2003 2:58 am ET
by mellie
i read all of them
and sometimes i have a laugh
less often, sadly
Haiku # 29787, April 30, 2003 2:57 am ET
by ash
We are the authors
Read its content, ours to reject
Why pollute your mind
Haiku # 29786, April 30, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Gracelessly words flow
In banal competition
I ask why read them
Haiku # 29785, April 30, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
bold c
Haiku # 29784, April 30, 2003 2:49 am ET
by ash
i should get a job
this is not a way of life
don't believe a word
Haiku # 29783, April 30, 2003 2:42 am ET
by ash
high quality flood
well, okay, less pathetic
than the shite you write
Haiku # 29782, April 30, 2003 2:40 am ET
by ash
see me register
what, you can't see yourself now ?
that must be so bad
Haiku # 29781, April 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by ash
i can't stop at one
but i guess i'm not alone
turn up the volume
Haiku # 29780, April 30, 2003 2:37 am ET
by ash
a few more haiku
to distance substandard scum
and this page is ours
Haiku # 29779, April 30, 2003 2:36 am ET
by ash
church, army, the clan
join now you loud mouthed fucker
right up your alley
Haiku # 29778, April 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by mellie, they love complete idiots like you SF
go to any church
they're all dressed up for jesus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29777, April 30, 2003 2:25 am ET
by mellie
gotta stop this now
unlike you i have a life
that i like living
Haiku # 29776, April 30, 2003 1:11 am ET
by ash
i'm an angry man
the world doesn't worship me
and i know i'm great
Haiku # 29774, April 30, 2003 1:07 am ET
by ash
not a full page yet ?
i must continue to write
there is room to burn
Haiku # 29773, April 30, 2003 1:06 am ET
by ash
blah blah blah blah blah
and yada yada yada
can i offend you?
Haiku # 29772, April 30, 2003 1:04 am ET
by ash (ode to volumes of s.f.)
s.f. the verbose
a man of many haiku
but little content
Haiku # 29771, April 30, 2003 1:02 am ET
by ash
s.f. can't take no
even when we say to stop
he knows we want it
Haiku # 29770, April 30, 2003 12:54 am ET
by ash
how much can i write ?
i am very prolific
though inconsistent
Haiku # 29768, April 30, 2003 12:34 am ET
by ash
sexual retard
microcephalic white trash
feigns an education
Haiku # 29767, April 30, 2003 12:26 am ET
by ash
online narcissist
gazes at his monitor
imagining fame
Haiku # 29766, April 30, 2003 12:20 am ET
by ash
well read psychopath
spends his sad and lonely life
trying to offend us
Haiku # 29765, April 30, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
ersatz undergrad
foaming at the outside world
fondling his penis
Haiku # 29764, April 30, 2003 12:09 am ET
by ash
Es tanzt, schwarze Mann
Ich habe es erschossen
Vergewaltigung!
Haiku # 29763, April 29, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by A Student of A German southerner
swift kick in the ass
and tyrone is on his way
to the cotton fields
Haiku # 29762, April 29, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Oh, Pa, it's comin'!
"Remember, in the chest, son.
"Well done, no, stop that!"
Haiku # 29761, April 29, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Vergewaltiger!!!!!
new energy source
make all them fleet footed coons
run on hampster wheels
Haiku # 29760, April 29, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Can I come too, pa?
"Sure you can, son, take this gun
"Aim for the chest, son."
Haiku # 29759, April 29, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by A Student of Why am I thinking of Droopy?
But P, mama said!
"I don't like gettin' aroused
"Before I kill, son."
Haiku # 29757, April 29, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Oh, the disappointment!
i watch BET
those booty shake videos
are somewhat cliche
Haiku # 29756, April 29, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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