Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

i read all of them
and sometimes i have a laugh
less often, sadly
Haiku # 29787, April 30, 2003 2:57 am ET
by ash
We are the authors
Read its content, ours to reject
Why pollute your mind
Haiku # 29786, April 30, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Gracelessly words flow
In banal competition
I ask why read them
Haiku # 29785, April 30, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
bold c
Haiku # 29784, April 30, 2003 2:49 am ET
by ash
i should get a job
this is not a way of life
don't believe a word
Haiku # 29783, April 30, 2003 2:42 am ET
by ash
high quality flood
well, okay, less pathetic
than the shite you write
Haiku # 29782, April 30, 2003 2:40 am ET
by ash
see me register
what, you can't see yourself now ?
that must be so bad
Haiku # 29781, April 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by ash
i can't stop at one
but i guess i'm not alone
turn up the volume
Haiku # 29780, April 30, 2003 2:37 am ET
by ash
a few more haiku
to distance substandard scum
and this page is ours
Haiku # 29779, April 30, 2003 2:36 am ET
by ash
church, army, the clan
join now you loud mouthed fucker
right up your alley
Haiku # 29778, April 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by mellie, they love complete idiots like you SF
go to any church
they're all dressed up for jesus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29777, April 30, 2003 2:25 am ET
by mellie
gotta stop this now
unlike you i have a life
that i like living
Haiku # 29776, April 30, 2003 1:11 am ET
by ash
i'm an angry man
the world doesn't worship me
and i know i'm great
Haiku # 29774, April 30, 2003 1:07 am ET
by ash
not a full page yet ?
i must continue to write
there is room to burn
Haiku # 29773, April 30, 2003 1:06 am ET
by ash
blah blah blah blah blah
and yada yada yada
can i offend you?
Haiku # 29772, April 30, 2003 1:04 am ET
by ash (ode to volumes of s.f.)
s.f. the verbose
a man of many haiku
but little content
Haiku # 29771, April 30, 2003 1:02 am ET
by ash
s.f. can't take no
even when we say to stop
he knows we want it
Haiku # 29770, April 30, 2003 12:54 am ET
by ash
how much can i write ?
i am very prolific
though inconsistent
Haiku # 29768, April 30, 2003 12:34 am ET
by ash
sexual retard
microcephalic white trash
feigns an education
Haiku # 29767, April 30, 2003 12:26 am ET
by ash
online narcissist
gazes at his monitor
imagining fame
Haiku # 29766, April 30, 2003 12:20 am ET
by ash
well read psychopath
spends his sad and lonely life
trying to offend us
Haiku # 29765, April 30, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
ersatz undergrad
foaming at the outside world
fondling his penis
Haiku # 29764, April 30, 2003 12:09 am ET
by ash
Es tanzt, schwarze Mann
Ich habe es erschossen
Vergewaltigung!
Haiku # 29763, April 29, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by A Student of A German southerner
swift kick in the ass
and tyrone is on his way
to the cotton fields
Haiku # 29762, April 29, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Oh, Pa, it's comin'!
"Remember, in the chest, son.
"Well done, no, stop that!"
Haiku # 29761, April 29, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Vergewaltiger!!!!!
new energy source
make all them fleet footed coons
run on hampster wheels
Haiku # 29760, April 29, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Can I come too, pa?
"Sure you can, son, take this gun
"Aim for the chest, son."
Haiku # 29759, April 29, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by A Student of Why am I thinking of Droopy?
But P, mama said!
"I don't like gettin' aroused
"Before I kill, son."
Haiku # 29757, April 29, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Oh, the disappointment!
i watch BET
those booty shake videos
are somewhat cliche
Haiku # 29756, April 29, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
go to a black church
its like a wu tang concert
loud and retarded
Haiku # 29754, April 29, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What is all this jive?
Quit yo' slick preachin' brother
Yo' ain't got no style
Haiku # 29753, April 29, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by A Student of Does that make any sense?
black economics
he buys new shiny rims for
his used ford escort
Haiku # 29752, April 29, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
black economics
he cashes in food stamps to
purchase malt liquor
Haiku # 29751, April 29, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they spit def poetry
a hundred years of freedom
and they still can't write
Haiku # 29750, April 29, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
look at my afro
i am so afrocentric
wearing dashikis
Haiku # 29749, April 29, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they are so inept
too lazy to learn english
they speak ebonics
Haiku # 29748, April 29, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
single parent home
another fatherless coon
future drug dealer
Haiku # 29747, April 29, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
blacks show no restraint
they buy fubu clothes instead
of food for their kids
Haiku # 29746, April 29, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Martin Luther King
a dishonest sex addict
he was no Gandhi
Haiku # 29744, April 29, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (gandhi rocks my world)
ignorant yard apes
worshipping hip-hop culture
no wonder they're dumb
Haiku # 29741, April 29, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our nation's prisons
full of lazy porch monkeys
lock them up for good
Haiku # 29740, April 29, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
coloreds are worthless
basketball and graffiti
are their main talents
Haiku # 29739, April 29, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm doing god's work
a professional racist
cleaning the world's poop
Haiku # 29738, April 29, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i have brochures if you want them)
no nonsense skin head
leroy gets a curbie for
hitting on white girls
Haiku # 29737, April 29, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (aryan nation forever)
the men fuck infants
as an antidote to aids
they are beyond hope
Haiku # 29736, April 29, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the dark continent
the world's permanent shit stain
we should nuke them all
Haiku # 29735, April 29, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no hand-outs for coons
let natural selection
dictate their demise
Haiku # 29734, April 29, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
loud puerto ricans
playing their taco music
they breed like chickens
Haiku # 29731, April 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hate the japanese
they do everything better
like quiet robots
Haiku # 29729, April 29, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
necklace wearing wop
driving his new camaro
he reaks of garlic
Haiku # 29728, April 29, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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