Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 344 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

i'm an angry man
the world doesn't worship me
and i know i'm great
Haiku # 29774, April 30, 2003 1:07 am ET
by ash
not a full page yet ?
i must continue to write
there is room to burn
Haiku # 29773, April 30, 2003 1:06 am ET
by ash
blah blah blah blah blah
and yada yada yada
can i offend you?
Haiku # 29772, April 30, 2003 1:04 am ET
by ash (ode to volumes of s.f.)
s.f. the verbose
a man of many haiku
but little content
Haiku # 29771, April 30, 2003 1:02 am ET
by ash
s.f. can't take no
even when we say to stop
he knows we want it
Haiku # 29770, April 30, 2003 12:54 am ET
by ash
how much can i write ?
i am very prolific
though inconsistent
Haiku # 29768, April 30, 2003 12:34 am ET
by ash
sexual retard
microcephalic white trash
feigns an education
Haiku # 29767, April 30, 2003 12:26 am ET
by ash
online narcissist
gazes at his monitor
imagining fame
Haiku # 29766, April 30, 2003 12:20 am ET
by ash
well read psychopath
spends his sad and lonely life
trying to offend us
Haiku # 29765, April 30, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
ersatz undergrad
foaming at the outside world
fondling his penis
Haiku # 29764, April 30, 2003 12:09 am ET
by ash
Es tanzt, schwarze Mann
Ich habe es erschossen
Vergewaltigung!
Haiku # 29763, April 29, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by A Student of A German southerner
swift kick in the ass
and tyrone is on his way
to the cotton fields
Haiku # 29762, April 29, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Oh, Pa, it's comin'!
"Remember, in the chest, son.
"Well done, no, stop that!"
Haiku # 29761, April 29, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Vergewaltiger!!!!!
new energy source
make all them fleet footed coons
run on hampster wheels
Haiku # 29760, April 29, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Can I come too, pa?
"Sure you can, son, take this gun
"Aim for the chest, son."
Haiku # 29759, April 29, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by A Student of Why am I thinking of Droopy?
But P, mama said!
"I don't like gettin' aroused
"Before I kill, son."
Haiku # 29757, April 29, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Oh, the disappointment!
i watch BET
those booty shake videos
are somewhat cliche
Haiku # 29756, April 29, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
go to a black church
its like a wu tang concert
loud and retarded
Haiku # 29754, April 29, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What is all this jive?
Quit yo' slick preachin' brother
Yo' ain't got no style
Haiku # 29753, April 29, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by A Student of Does that make any sense?
black economics
he buys new shiny rims for
his used ford escort
Haiku # 29752, April 29, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
black economics
he cashes in food stamps to
purchase malt liquor
Haiku # 29751, April 29, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they spit def poetry
a hundred years of freedom
and they still can't write
Haiku # 29750, April 29, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
look at my afro
i am so afrocentric
wearing dashikis
Haiku # 29749, April 29, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they are so inept
too lazy to learn english
they speak ebonics
Haiku # 29748, April 29, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
single parent home
another fatherless coon
future drug dealer
Haiku # 29747, April 29, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
blacks show no restraint
they buy fubu clothes instead
of food for their kids
Haiku # 29746, April 29, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Martin Luther King
a dishonest sex addict
he was no Gandhi
Haiku # 29744, April 29, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (gandhi rocks my world)
ignorant yard apes
worshipping hip-hop culture
no wonder they're dumb
Haiku # 29741, April 29, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our nation's prisons
full of lazy porch monkeys
lock them up for good
Haiku # 29740, April 29, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
coloreds are worthless
basketball and graffiti
are their main talents
Haiku # 29739, April 29, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm doing god's work
a professional racist
cleaning the world's poop
Haiku # 29738, April 29, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i have brochures if you want them)
no nonsense skin head
leroy gets a curbie for
hitting on white girls
Haiku # 29737, April 29, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (aryan nation forever)
the men fuck infants
as an antidote to aids
they are beyond hope
Haiku # 29736, April 29, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the dark continent
the world's permanent shit stain
we should nuke them all
Haiku # 29735, April 29, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no hand-outs for coons
let natural selection
dictate their demise
Haiku # 29734, April 29, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
loud puerto ricans
playing their taco music
they breed like chickens
Haiku # 29731, April 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hate the japanese
they do everything better
like quiet robots
Haiku # 29729, April 29, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
necklace wearing wop
driving his new camaro
he reaks of garlic
Haiku # 29728, April 29, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ugly tiger woods
freaky abomination
no more race mixing
Haiku # 29727, April 29, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i'll try to get all the major race and ethnic groups. don't feel bad if you're left out.
disease ridden chinks
infecting our world once more
slanty eyed bastards
Haiku # 29726, April 29, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hanging from a tree
like ducks in a chinese store
roast him on a spit
Haiku # 29725, April 29, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if the borders close
we will run out of wetbacks
to power sweatshops
Haiku # 29724, April 29, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (oh yeah, i know you like that one.)
no need to pay him
he works for watermelon
now that's a good slave
Haiku # 29722, April 29, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexuall frustrated
i want to suck sf's dick but he
won't respond to my email address.
please guys what do i do. i'm a
homo in confusion just desperate
for sf's hot cock up my ass. i try
forging his haiku but he doesn't
respond. please, i'm so horny
i need a break from door knobs
and beer bottles. i need some
real man flesh, what do i do?

Haiku # 29721, April 29, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by Mox
There once was a man with no head
Who realised that he was dead
But then his thoughts stopped
His head had been chopped
A revolution, peasant lead
Haiku # 29720, April 29, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
ash writes his haiku
after a difficult day
selling insurance
Haiku # 29719, April 29, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
his years of practice
no substitute for his lack
of inspiration
Haiku # 29717, April 29, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with poets who have never had an inspired moment in their entire lives, yet write as if they had
relies on vocab
he makes competition out
of economy
Haiku # 29716, April 29, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
those careless efforts
like reading samples from a
how-to manual
Haiku # 29715, April 29, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with cleverness masking itself as poetry
so clever he is
sacrifices honesty
for mindless wordplay
Haiku # 29714, April 29, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with language surgeons passing themselves off has honest poets
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