There once was a man with no head
Who realised that he was dead
But then his thoughts stopped
His head had been chopped
A revolution, peasant lead
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
ash writes his haiku
after a difficult day
selling insurance
by sexually frustrated
his years of practice
no substitute for his lack
of inspiration
by sexually frustrated with poets who have never had an inspired moment in their entire lives, yet write as if they had
relies on vocab
he makes competition out
of economy
by sexually frustrated
those careless efforts
like reading samples from a
how-to manual
by sexually frustrated with cleverness masking itself as poetry
so clever he is
sacrifices honesty
for mindless wordplay
by sexually frustrated with language surgeons passing themselves off has honest poets
a worthless penny
satisfied with nothingness
we're in the same boat
by sexually frustrated
ash is even more
self-indulgent than myself
worship his conceit
by sexually frustrated
Wall of death/denial/ozone lotion,
killing outside in under pressure,
crush the joints and blood cells
by Sadie X of KY
Flower,
Death,
Buddah, Christ
by Sadie X of KY
Sexually Frustrated suck my balls,
Like a fly upon the wall,
like and suck enjoy the taste,
make some juicy ball juice paste!
by Habba Jabba Jingy of Africa
shit fuck cunt ass bitch whore
crap poop
by assmaster
Open a little
wider my dear so that I
can get some more in.
by Dentist
Where would you implant
Collagen and who would you
Like to look like? Why?
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my hips makes me look like
Betty Grable
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my ears I look like Spock
beam me up Scoty
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my nose make me look like
Carl Muldens father
by William Nippress
Hair down to his knees
Belching profane words, student
accommodation
by William Nippress
Oral cutlery
stimulation is a sin
covered with ice cream
by William Nippress
Man or crockery
Crisis of identity
Buda says we
by William Nippress
Is it possible
to fall in love with a bowl
maybe just good friends
by William Nippress
Looks like wood but is
lacquered steel, so alluring
I gaze hypnotized
by William Nippress
Cost me more than I
can afford but works of art
such as these are rare
by William Nippress
This beautiful bowl
Lacquered many shades of brown
Arts high perfection
by William Nippress
The grand announcement
Crisis on the Internet!
Running out of crap!
by William Nippress
shitty cunt stain on the wall,
wont you go to hell at all?
wash your pussy fishy one,
then suck on my funny dong
by Anonymous Poet
My ball stink, like a pig pen.
My ass burnt from having my
salad tossed by billy bob
by sexually frustrated
The gayness, of my anusss,
Makes me want to play-nuss!!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
guitar strings ringing
reminiscence of ozone
steel acoustic smell
by ash
so many haiku
and i use the term loosely
so few works of art
by ash
you come and go (on)
frustrating not frustrated
sexual retard
by ash
There once was an old man called Jeff
Who, due to old age, was quite deaf
But he could still see
The vision of me
As I nailed his grand-daughter Steph
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
My psyche is damaged,
Like a flood from my cousin Willie,
Oranges, in a field of violent
chocolate bars
by sexually frustrated
HERE I AM!!
"The world is a vampire."
Billy Corgan, Smashing pumpkins
by sexually frustrated
blah blah blah boring
where's sexually frustrated
to brighten my day
by Anonymous Poet
Believe me when I
say that I am a loser
I write bad haiku
by Robbie of Waco, TX
test test test test test test test test
test test test test test test test test
test test test test test test test test
test test test test test test test test
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
by Janis of Toronto
Nilliam Wippress
Gilligan Zippress
Sigiwan Liprest
William Nippress
by sexually frustrated
this guy walks into a bar....
''OUCH, THAT HURT!!"
haaaaha, haaaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa
by sexually frustrated
ELVIS WAS GAWWWWWWD!!
( A fat god, but nevertheless)
AND HE STUNK TOO
by Smingie of Alberta
Abandon all hope
those who come here for clean fun
Arrogant fools thrive
by Robbie of Waco, TX
3 haiku from me
in about 10 whole minutes
fits this site just right
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Are you full of cheer
as you write this thoughtless crap
or just full of sh!t
by Robbie of Waco, TX
What you gonna do
You can't police the stupid
just ignore his "work"
by Robbie of Waco, TX
I personally think the pig,
is worth more, but hey...what
can you do when you are French?
by azzanine of doobie, nz
Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa!!!
SF is a dork!
Haaaaa, ha, haaaaaaaaaaa!
by Linda Turley of Pleasant, CA
Ce sale - immonde - porc
ne vaut que cent-trente kilos
de vulgaires dechets
by R. of PT
Quel lercio suino
val centotrenta chili
di vil letame
by R. of PT
As the lake freezes
White blanket covers the earth
But a bright, clear day
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
