Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

a haze of dense fog
viscous dribbles of mucus
winter is coming
Haiku # 29668, April 28, 2003 7:24 am ET
by ash
some abandonment
rather than being reckless
recognises wrecks
Haiku # 29667, April 28, 2003 7:10 am ET
by ash
In a moonlit glade
The crows call out to above
For their light goddess
Haiku # 29666, April 28, 2003 6:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Non sono kofrim,
ma veri criminali!
Saran puniti!
Haiku # 29665, April 28, 2003 5:55 am ET
by R. of PT
A true happiness
easy found harmonious
comes with acceptance
Haiku # 29664, April 28, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Live life as given
Look only to help others
No reward needed
Haiku # 29663, April 28, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Death must always win
But only after life starts
Unbroken cycle
Haiku # 29662, April 28, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The constant struggle
Supremacy denied all
This life
Haiku # 29661, April 28, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
His very existence
Questions unanswerable
in this outer shell
Haiku # 29660, April 28, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Sits uncomfortable
Deep within his struggling self
Not understanding
Haiku # 29659, April 28, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Faithful to the last
His self-oblivion close
What need he for help
Haiku # 29658, April 28, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
six months gone by and
i have not been happier
in my entire life
Haiku # 29657, April 27, 2003 9:20 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
the horizon
a winter tree sways
in the ocean
Haiku # 29656, April 27, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by g
cracked sidewalk
the brown line shimmers near the anthill
Haiku # 29655, April 27, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by g
fleeting existence
irrevocably empty
why bother living
Haiku # 29654, April 27, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i wish i had cancer, at least that would provide me some sense of struggle)
overcast
a patch of sunlight on driftwood
Haiku # 29653, April 27, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by g
boarded up window
attic sunlight on the pigeons
Haiku # 29652, April 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by g
nourishment
the child sips the bottom of a malted milkshake
Haiku # 29651, April 27, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by m
thaw a wolf tastes the air
Haiku # 29650, April 27, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by m
spindrift
snowgeese honking in twilight
Haiku # 29649, April 27, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by m
I was but away
(I never had any steam)
On my easter break
Haiku # 29648, April 27, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of Glory! Glory! Behold the fool!
Wellcome back thought you
had taken a holliday
Just run out steam?
Haiku # 29647, April 27, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
You see, dear Student,
this is what this nice audience
thinks of you as well
Haiku # 29646, April 27, 2003 11:07 am ET
by guess who of guess where
The monkey is quick
With his thoughtless haiku poo
He spreads it about
Haiku # 29645, April 27, 2003 10:17 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Well did I learn any
thing, no. Just be true to your
self, don
Haiku # 29644, April 27, 2003 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
He agreed every
Thing I said, bet if I said
sun was green he
Haiku # 29643, April 27, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Had drinks last night with
cousin of the Aga Khan,
tried hard to like him
Haiku # 29642, April 27, 2003 7:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I think I will hang
on to stupidity for
a little while
Haiku # 29641, April 27, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on you cant let
go of nothing and nothing
lacks understanding
Haiku # 29640, April 27, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
This Zen business is
tough. Can
Haiku # 29639, April 27, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So if we stop thinking then
Utopia, surely most
of the world is there
Haiku # 29638, April 27, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
True pure thought flies as
fast and straight as an arrow
unheeding control
Haiku # 29637, April 27, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Keep the door open
Make space, ideas will return
of Their own free will
Haiku # 29636, April 27, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
You can
Haiku # 29635, April 27, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A sleek black horse
metaphor for my ideas
grazes quietly near
Haiku # 29634, April 27, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Humming a simple
tune, what is left of ideas
fly
Haiku # 29633, April 27, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure thought corrupted
submerges in the morass
that passes for brain
Haiku # 29632, April 27, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thoughts run gracelessly
Through my mind, stopping only
momentarily
Haiku # 29631, April 27, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Sir Sexually
Frustrated, just bang your mom.
We've all hit it once.
Haiku # 29630, April 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by Submit
Placing illegal
bets on tennis equiptment.
Call it a racket.
Haiku # 29629, April 27, 2003 2:25 am ET
by Censor sensor
god i love hockey
the only sport left where the
blacks don't dominate
Haiku # 29628, April 26, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i love all the honky sports)
end racism now
everyone fuck everyone
till we're all light brown
Haiku # 29627, April 26, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on her, in the last one
Haiku # 29626, April 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my mind moves faster than my hands)
don't go down her
if it is just a hookup
aim shoot and then leave
Haiku # 29625, April 26, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on your first snowball
make sure she swallows the load
i puked my first time
Haiku # 29624, April 26, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (just another helpful tip)
punch her in the head
during anal and she will
contract much harder
Haiku # 29623, April 26, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the walking sex manual)
what flawless technique
handles my rod like a pro
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 29622, April 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
okie noodling
bunch of bubbas with big fish
oops...watch your fingers
Haiku # 29621, April 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (with help from Pete) of El Armpito, Tx (vegas for weekend...)
the life force takes hold
preserve the species or die
a slave to my cock
Haiku # 29620, April 26, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're offended
that's your problem and not mine
grow some thicker skin
Haiku # 29619, April 26, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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