Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

You see, dear Student,
this is what this nice audience
thinks of you as well
Haiku # 29646, April 27, 2003 11:07 am ET
by guess who of guess where
The monkey is quick
With his thoughtless haiku poo
He spreads it about
Haiku # 29645, April 27, 2003 10:17 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Well did I learn any
thing, no. Just be true to your
self, don
Haiku # 29644, April 27, 2003 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
He agreed every
Thing I said, bet if I said
sun was green he
Haiku # 29643, April 27, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Had drinks last night with
cousin of the Aga Khan,
tried hard to like him
Haiku # 29642, April 27, 2003 7:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I think I will hang
on to stupidity for
a little while
Haiku # 29641, April 27, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on you cant let
go of nothing and nothing
lacks understanding
Haiku # 29640, April 27, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
This Zen business is
tough. Can
Haiku # 29639, April 27, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So if we stop thinking then
Utopia, surely most
of the world is there
Haiku # 29638, April 27, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
True pure thought flies as
fast and straight as an arrow
unheeding control
Haiku # 29637, April 27, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Keep the door open
Make space, ideas will return
of Their own free will
Haiku # 29636, April 27, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
You can
Haiku # 29635, April 27, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A sleek black horse
metaphor for my ideas
grazes quietly near
Haiku # 29634, April 27, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Humming a simple
tune, what is left of ideas
fly
Haiku # 29633, April 27, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure thought corrupted
submerges in the morass
that passes for brain
Haiku # 29632, April 27, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thoughts run gracelessly
Through my mind, stopping only
momentarily
Haiku # 29631, April 27, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Sir Sexually
Frustrated, just bang your mom.
We've all hit it once.
Haiku # 29630, April 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by Submit
Placing illegal
bets on tennis equiptment.
Call it a racket.
Haiku # 29629, April 27, 2003 2:25 am ET
by Censor sensor
god i love hockey
the only sport left where the
blacks don't dominate
Haiku # 29628, April 26, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i love all the honky sports)
end racism now
everyone fuck everyone
till we're all light brown
Haiku # 29627, April 26, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on her, in the last one
Haiku # 29626, April 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my mind moves faster than my hands)
don't go down her
if it is just a hookup
aim shoot and then leave
Haiku # 29625, April 26, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on your first snowball
make sure she swallows the load
i puked my first time
Haiku # 29624, April 26, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (just another helpful tip)
punch her in the head
during anal and she will
contract much harder
Haiku # 29623, April 26, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the walking sex manual)
what flawless technique
handles my rod like a pro
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 29622, April 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
okie noodling
bunch of bubbas with big fish
oops...watch your fingers
Haiku # 29621, April 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (with help from Pete) of El Armpito, Tx (vegas for weekend...)
the life force takes hold
preserve the species or die
a slave to my cock
Haiku # 29620, April 26, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're offended
that's your problem and not mine
grow some thicker skin
Haiku # 29619, April 26, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
everyone hates me
do you think i come on here
to try and make friends
Haiku # 29618, April 26, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with political correctness
The puller pulls the
pulled puller who rests after
pulling the puller
Haiku # 29617, April 26, 2003 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
If stupidity
was a virtue, the whole world
qualifies at times
Haiku # 29616, April 26, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Full of happiness
A paper thickness away
Ruin awaits you
Haiku # 29615, April 26, 2003 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
How green my world is
Buds bursting all around me
Part of life at last
Haiku # 29614, April 26, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
That's my que to leave,
All my homies keep it real,
Love to my cuddies.
Haiku # 29613, April 25, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by Something Rosie
my air plant just sits
i spray it with my pantene
then i watch it grow
Haiku # 29612, April 25, 2003 8:24 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
though i am leaving,
my name will live profanely,
all thanks to SF.
Haiku # 29611, April 25, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
29565, 29566, Not mine
Haiku # 29610, April 25, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm waiting SF,
go ahead and use my name,
to get your jollies.
Haiku # 29609, April 25, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
you can't comprehend,
people really liking you,
so jelousy reigns.
Haiku # 29608, April 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete (for SF)
the scum of the earth,
example for twelve year olds,
SF has no life.
Haiku # 29607, April 25, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
it's good ol' SF,
the shit-speaking ass-fucker,
can't think good of him.
Haiku # 29606, April 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
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Haiku # 29605, April 25, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of TEXT:409//OVERRIDE HTML61
Stupidity is a virtue if you happen
to be frustrated, sexually that is.
I am new here and already hate u
Haiku # 29604, April 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Shelby Shannon of Oakwood, CA
stereotypes rule
celebrate diversity
and hug a negro
Haiku # 29603, April 25, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she quifs on command
a regular beethoven
with her birth canal
Haiku # 29602, April 25, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as long as i'm on racial slurs. italians coming to ellis island wered deemed WOPS or "without papers&q
i hate portugal
but saramago is cool
a good spic writer
Haiku # 29601, April 25, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you fuck her good
she will never get enough
like a bad coke binge
Haiku # 29600, April 25, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie riding my hosie
until i up and blowsie
right in her cootchie
Haiku # 29599, April 25, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ha, ha, mine was better)
rosie the hoesie
she's the village bicycle
skank beyond all means
Haiku # 29598, April 25, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
ok so i speak
a little wetback but not
enough to converse
Haiku # 29597, April 25, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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