Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

A sleek black horse
metaphor for my ideas
grazes quietly near
Haiku # 29634, April 27, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Humming a simple
tune, what is left of ideas
fly
Haiku # 29633, April 27, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure thought corrupted
submerges in the morass
that passes for brain
Haiku # 29632, April 27, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thoughts run gracelessly
Through my mind, stopping only
momentarily
Haiku # 29631, April 27, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Sir Sexually
Frustrated, just bang your mom.
We've all hit it once.
Haiku # 29630, April 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by Submit
Placing illegal
bets on tennis equiptment.
Call it a racket.
Haiku # 29629, April 27, 2003 2:25 am ET
by Censor sensor
god i love hockey
the only sport left where the
blacks don't dominate
Haiku # 29628, April 26, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i love all the honky sports)
end racism now
everyone fuck everyone
till we're all light brown
Haiku # 29627, April 26, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on her, in the last one
Haiku # 29626, April 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my mind moves faster than my hands)
don't go down her
if it is just a hookup
aim shoot and then leave
Haiku # 29625, April 26, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on your first snowball
make sure she swallows the load
i puked my first time
Haiku # 29624, April 26, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (just another helpful tip)
punch her in the head
during anal and she will
contract much harder
Haiku # 29623, April 26, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the walking sex manual)
what flawless technique
handles my rod like a pro
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 29622, April 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
okie noodling
bunch of bubbas with big fish
oops...watch your fingers
Haiku # 29621, April 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (with help from Pete) of El Armpito, Tx (vegas for weekend...)
the life force takes hold
preserve the species or die
a slave to my cock
Haiku # 29620, April 26, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're offended
that's your problem and not mine
grow some thicker skin
Haiku # 29619, April 26, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
everyone hates me
do you think i come on here
to try and make friends
Haiku # 29618, April 26, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with political correctness
The puller pulls the
pulled puller who rests after
pulling the puller
Haiku # 29617, April 26, 2003 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
If stupidity
was a virtue, the whole world
qualifies at times
Haiku # 29616, April 26, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Full of happiness
A paper thickness away
Ruin awaits you
Haiku # 29615, April 26, 2003 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
How green my world is
Buds bursting all around me
Part of life at last
Haiku # 29614, April 26, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
That's my que to leave,
All my homies keep it real,
Love to my cuddies.
Haiku # 29613, April 25, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by Something Rosie
my air plant just sits
i spray it with my pantene
then i watch it grow
Haiku # 29612, April 25, 2003 8:24 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
though i am leaving,
my name will live profanely,
all thanks to SF.
Haiku # 29611, April 25, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
29565, 29566, Not mine
Haiku # 29610, April 25, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm waiting SF,
go ahead and use my name,
to get your jollies.
Haiku # 29609, April 25, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
you can't comprehend,
people really liking you,
so jelousy reigns.
Haiku # 29608, April 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete (for SF)
the scum of the earth,
example for twelve year olds,
SF has no life.
Haiku # 29607, April 25, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
it's good ol' SF,
the shit-speaking ass-fucker,
can't think good of him.
Haiku # 29606, April 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
HOLD FOR RETRACTION
MODERATOR. HAIKU POST 4L129
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Haiku # 29605, April 25, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of TEXT:409//OVERRIDE HTML61
Stupidity is a virtue if you happen
to be frustrated, sexually that is.
I am new here and already hate u
Haiku # 29604, April 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Shelby Shannon of Oakwood, CA
stereotypes rule
celebrate diversity
and hug a negro
Haiku # 29603, April 25, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she quifs on command
a regular beethoven
with her birth canal
Haiku # 29602, April 25, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as long as i'm on racial slurs. italians coming to ellis island wered deemed WOPS or "without papers&q
i hate portugal
but saramago is cool
a good spic writer
Haiku # 29601, April 25, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you fuck her good
she will never get enough
like a bad coke binge
Haiku # 29600, April 25, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie riding my hosie
until i up and blowsie
right in her cootchie
Haiku # 29599, April 25, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ha, ha, mine was better)
rosie the hoesie
she's the village bicycle
skank beyond all means
Haiku # 29598, April 25, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
ok so i speak
a little wetback but not
enough to converse
Haiku # 29597, April 25, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
me llamo sexually frustrated
como mi carne
puta bitch
Haiku # 29596, April 25, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i don't speak wetback
you goddamn border jumper
go eat some tacos
Haiku # 29595, April 25, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the portugese and mexicans--they're all spics to me)
Sandwichs bidon pour sexuellement frustr
Haiku # 29594, April 25, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MENINOS PEQUENOS SEXUALLY
FRUSTRADOS DOS GOSTOS
Haiku # 29593, April 25, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Annabell of Portugal,LI
lo gradisce sullo scivolo (sf)!!
Haiku # 29592, April 25, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't go to college
just go to your library
it's a lot cheaper
Haiku # 29591, April 25, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
her cheeks are rosie
after a thorough spanking
like two round apples
Haiku # 29590, April 25, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie is a hoe
notice how the guys like her
can we say slut bag
Haiku # 29589, April 25, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
my undergrad days
i hover over a bong
reading Kierkegaard
Haiku # 29588, April 25, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
universities
are factories producing
mediocrity
Haiku # 29587, April 25, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you spill out thousands
for some overpriced degree
that gets you nothing
Haiku # 29586, April 25, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ticket
Haiku # 29585, April 25, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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