Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 344 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

This beautiful bowl
Lacquered many shades of brown
Arts high perfection
Haiku # 29695, April 29, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
The grand announcement
Crisis on the Internet!
Running out of crap!
Haiku # 29694, April 29, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
shitty cunt stain on the wall,
wont you go to hell at all?
wash your pussy fishy one,
then suck on my funny dong
Haiku # 29693, April 28, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball stink, like a pig pen.
My ass burnt from having my
salad tossed by billy bob
Haiku # 29692, April 28, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The gayness, of my anusss,
Makes me want to play-nuss!!
Haiku # 29691, April 28, 2003 11:07 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
guitar strings ringing
reminiscence of ozone
steel acoustic smell
Haiku # 29690, April 28, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by ash
so many haiku
and i use the term loosely
so few works of art
Haiku # 29689, April 28, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ash
you come and go (on)
frustrating not frustrated
sexual retard
Haiku # 29688, April 28, 2003 10:03 pm ET
by ash
There once was an old man called Jeff
Who, due to old age, was quite deaf
But he could still see
The vision of me
As I nailed his grand-daughter Steph
Haiku # 29687, April 28, 2003 8:02 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
My psyche is damaged,
Like a flood from my cousin Willie,
Oranges, in a field of violent
chocolate bars
Haiku # 29686, April 28, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
HERE I AM!!
"The world is a vampire."
Billy Corgan, Smashing pumpkins
Haiku # 29685, April 28, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
blah blah blah boring
where's sexually frustrated
to brighten my day
Haiku # 29684, April 28, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Believe me when I
say that I am a loser
I write bad haiku
Haiku # 29683, April 28, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
test test test test test test test test
test test test test test test test test
test test test test test test test test
test test test test test test test test
Haiku # 29682, April 28, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 29681, April 28, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Nilliam Wippress
Gilligan Zippress
Sigiwan Liprest
William Nippress
Haiku # 29680, April 28, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
this guy walks into a bar....
''OUCH, THAT HURT!!"
haaaaha, haaaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa
Haiku # 29679, April 28, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ELVIS WAS GAWWWWWWD!!
( A fat god, but nevertheless)
AND HE STUNK TOO
Haiku # 29678, April 28, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Smingie of Alberta
Abandon all hope
those who come here for clean fun
Arrogant fools thrive
Haiku # 29677, April 28, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
3 haiku from me
in about 10 whole minutes
fits this site just right
Haiku # 29676, April 28, 2003 11:43 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Are you full of cheer
as you write this thoughtless crap
or just full of sh!t
Haiku # 29675, April 28, 2003 11:38 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
What you gonna do
You can't police the stupid
just ignore his "work"
Haiku # 29674, April 28, 2003 11:36 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
I personally think the pig,
is worth more, but hey...what
can you do when you are French?
Haiku # 29673, April 28, 2003 11:16 am ET
by azzanine of doobie, nz
Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa!!!
SF is a dork!
Haaaaa, ha, haaaaaaaaaaa!
Haiku # 29672, April 28, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Linda Turley of Pleasant, CA
Ce sale - immonde - porc
ne vaut que cent-trente kilos
de vulgaires dechets
Haiku # 29671, April 28, 2003 9:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Quel lercio suino
val centotrenta chili
di vil letame
Haiku # 29670, April 28, 2003 9:23 am ET
by R. of PT
As the lake freezes
White blanket covers the earth
But a bright, clear day
Haiku # 29669, April 28, 2003 7:55 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a haze of dense fog
viscous dribbles of mucus
winter is coming
Haiku # 29668, April 28, 2003 7:24 am ET
by ash
some abandonment
rather than being reckless
recognises wrecks
Haiku # 29667, April 28, 2003 7:10 am ET
by ash
In a moonlit glade
The crows call out to above
For their light goddess
Haiku # 29666, April 28, 2003 6:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Non sono kofrim,
ma veri criminali!
Saran puniti!
Haiku # 29665, April 28, 2003 5:55 am ET
by R. of PT
A true happiness
easy found harmonious
comes with acceptance
Haiku # 29664, April 28, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Live life as given
Look only to help others
No reward needed
Haiku # 29663, April 28, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Death must always win
But only after life starts
Unbroken cycle
Haiku # 29662, April 28, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The constant struggle
Supremacy denied all
This life
Haiku # 29661, April 28, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
His very existence
Questions unanswerable
in this outer shell
Haiku # 29660, April 28, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Sits uncomfortable
Deep within his struggling self
Not understanding
Haiku # 29659, April 28, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Faithful to the last
His self-oblivion close
What need he for help
Haiku # 29658, April 28, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
six months gone by and
i have not been happier
in my entire life
Haiku # 29657, April 27, 2003 9:20 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
the horizon
a winter tree sways
in the ocean
Haiku # 29656, April 27, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by g
cracked sidewalk
the brown line shimmers near the anthill
Haiku # 29655, April 27, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by g
fleeting existence
irrevocably empty
why bother living
Haiku # 29654, April 27, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i wish i had cancer, at least that would provide me some sense of struggle)
overcast
a patch of sunlight on driftwood
Haiku # 29653, April 27, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by g
boarded up window
attic sunlight on the pigeons
Haiku # 29652, April 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by g
nourishment
the child sips the bottom of a malted milkshake
Haiku # 29651, April 27, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by m
thaw a wolf tastes the air
Haiku # 29650, April 27, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by m
spindrift
snowgeese honking in twilight
Haiku # 29649, April 27, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by m
I was but away
(I never had any steam)
On my easter break
Haiku # 29648, April 27, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of Glory! Glory! Behold the fool!
Wellcome back thought you
had taken a holliday
Just run out steam?
Haiku # 29647, April 27, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
You see, dear Student,
this is what this nice audience
thinks of you as well
Haiku # 29646, April 27, 2003 11:07 am ET
by guess who of guess where
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