Collagen implants
in my ears I look like Spock
beam me up Scoty
by William Nippress
Collagen implants
in my nose make me look like
Carl Muldens father
by William Nippress
Hair down to his knees
Belching profane words, student
accommodation
by William Nippress
Oral cutlery
stimulation is a sin
covered with ice cream
by William Nippress
Man or crockery
Crisis of identity
Buda says we
by William Nippress
Is it possible
to fall in love with a bowl
maybe just good friends
by William Nippress
Looks like wood but is
lacquered steel, so alluring
I gaze hypnotized
by William Nippress
Cost me more than I
can afford but works of art
such as these are rare
by William Nippress
This beautiful bowl
Lacquered many shades of brown
Arts high perfection
by William Nippress
The grand announcement
Crisis on the Internet!
Running out of crap!
by William Nippress
shitty cunt stain on the wall,
wont you go to hell at all?
wash your pussy fishy one,
then suck on my funny dong
by Anonymous Poet
My ball stink, like a pig pen.
My ass burnt from having my
salad tossed by billy bob
by sexually frustrated
The gayness, of my anusss,
Makes me want to play-nuss!!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
guitar strings ringing
reminiscence of ozone
steel acoustic smell
by ash
so many haiku
and i use the term loosely
so few works of art
by ash
you come and go (on)
frustrating not frustrated
sexual retard
by ash
There once was an old man called Jeff
Who, due to old age, was quite deaf
But he could still see
The vision of me
As I nailed his grand-daughter Steph
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
My psyche is damaged,
Like a flood from my cousin Willie,
Oranges, in a field of violent
chocolate bars
by sexually frustrated
HERE I AM!!
"The world is a vampire."
Billy Corgan, Smashing pumpkins
by sexually frustrated
blah blah blah boring
where's sexually frustrated
to brighten my day
by Anonymous Poet
Believe me when I
say that I am a loser
I write bad haiku
by Robbie of Waco, TX
test test test test test test test test
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by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
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by Janis of Toronto
Nilliam Wippress
Gilligan Zippress
Sigiwan Liprest
William Nippress
by sexually frustrated
this guy walks into a bar....
''OUCH, THAT HURT!!"
haaaaha, haaaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa
by sexually frustrated
ELVIS WAS GAWWWWWWD!!
( A fat god, but nevertheless)
AND HE STUNK TOO
by Smingie of Alberta
Abandon all hope
those who come here for clean fun
Arrogant fools thrive
by Robbie of Waco, TX
3 haiku from me
in about 10 whole minutes
fits this site just right
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Are you full of cheer
as you write this thoughtless crap
or just full of sh!t
by Robbie of Waco, TX
What you gonna do
You can't police the stupid
just ignore his "work"
by Robbie of Waco, TX
I personally think the pig,
is worth more, but hey...what
can you do when you are French?
by azzanine of doobie, nz
Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa!!!
SF is a dork!
Haaaaa, ha, haaaaaaaaaaa!
by Linda Turley of Pleasant, CA
Ce sale - immonde - porc
ne vaut que cent-trente kilos
de vulgaires dechets
by R. of PT
Quel lercio suino
val centotrenta chili
di vil letame
by R. of PT
As the lake freezes
White blanket covers the earth
But a bright, clear day
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a haze of dense fog
viscous dribbles of mucus
winter is coming
by ash
some abandonment
rather than being reckless
recognises wrecks
by ash
In a moonlit glade
The crows call out to above
For their light goddess
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Non sono kofrim,
ma veri criminali!
Saran puniti!
by R. of PT
A true happiness
easy found harmonious
comes with acceptance
by William Nippress
Live life as given
Look only to help others
No reward needed
by William Nippress
Death must always win
But only after life starts
Unbroken cycle
by William Nippress
The constant struggle
Supremacy denied all
This life
by William Nippress
His very existence
Questions unanswerable
in this outer shell
by William Nippress
Sits uncomfortable
Deep within his struggling self
Not understanding
by William Nippress
Faithful to the last
His self-oblivion close
What need he for help
by William Nippress
six months gone by and
i have not been happier
in my entire life
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
the horizon
a winter tree sways
in the ocean
by g
cracked sidewalk
the brown line shimmers near the anthill
by g
fleeting existence
irrevocably empty
why bother living
by sexually frustrated (i wish i had cancer, at least that would provide me some sense of struggle)
