Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

first we're the people
our parents warned us about
then we're our parents
Haiku # 29870, May 1, 2003 12:35 am ET
by ash
swinging pendulum
the neverending tick tock
till death do i part
Haiku # 29869, May 1, 2003 12:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
boundaries are blurred
where does a mirror finish
which object is real
Haiku # 29868, May 1, 2003 12:15 am ET
by ash
a closet dweller
or a fucked up psychopath
how are we alike
Haiku # 29867, May 1, 2003 12:08 am ET
by sexually frustrated
we are each other
so i could hardly hate you
although i could try
Haiku # 29866, May 1, 2003 12:05 am ET
by ash
i'm in the closet
sexual ambivalence
makes hostile haiku
Haiku # 29865, May 1, 2003 12:03 am ET
by sexually frustrated
when you do your thing
you're making fun of my thing
also vice versa
Haiku # 29864, May 1, 2003 12:01 am ET
by sexually frustrated
you control meter
making geriatric poems
where's your blood and guts
Haiku # 29863, April 30, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am a mirror
reflections of other lives
and none of my own
Haiku # 29862, April 30, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ash
get your own thing
plenty of mine to go round
here, take some, with love
Haiku # 29861, April 30, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ash
you may do my thing
although you are redundant
i can do my thing
Haiku # 29860, April 30, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by ash
my thoughts on arseholes ?
i don't have a policy
each case on merit
Haiku # 29859, April 30, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by ash
i can do your thing
more powerfully than you can
but there's still JV
Haiku # 29858, April 30, 2003 11:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
iambic asshole
if you can't have stress unstress
you might as well die
Haiku # 29857, April 30, 2003 11:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
look at my rhythm
so mellifluous and smooth
but emptiness reigns
Haiku # 29856, April 30, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
like a worn out shell
using form without content
go sell insurance
Haiku # 29855, April 30, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what graceful haiku
but it signifies nothing
poop has more meaning
Haiku # 29854, April 30, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i am your muse, aren't you ashamed?)
metaphor a day
we spent the night together
well well well well well
Haiku # 29853, April 30, 2003 11:19 pm ET
by ash
i am contrary
i am most disappointed
nobody loves me
Haiku # 29852, April 30, 2003 11:13 pm ET
by ash
though you dis my style
jealous that you haven't one
keep working at it
Haiku # 29851, April 30, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by ash
whatever you say
i enjoy good company
and variety
Haiku # 29850, April 30, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by ash
i am not myself
i wish my dick was bigger
i pretend i don't
Haiku # 29849, April 30, 2003 11:00 pm ET
by ash (and now?)
i am middle aged
my sad life has been wasted
oh well, i'll die soon
Haiku # 29848, April 30, 2003 10:58 pm ET
by ash (who am i now?)
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Non-original!
Haiku # 29847, April 30, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
Haiku # 29846, April 30, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
Haiku # 29845, April 30, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Humbled with high awe
At such a great mind as yours
We stop submitting
Haiku # 29844, April 30, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
metaphor master
the well will never run dry
there i go again
Haiku # 29843, April 30, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ooh that hurt)
my overcast mind
storm clouds on the horizon
but there's no shelter
Haiku # 29842, April 30, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the most popular
sexually frustrated with
his porno haiku
Haiku # 29841, April 30, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (who do you like best sf or aryan man, i'm thinking of combining these two characters.)
Of course, with said word
Being colloquial, it
May be gefackt or
Haiku # 29840, April 30, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by A Student of maybe even gefockt or, perhaps, gefocken
Guess the character?
Wait a minute, nearly there
Wait a sec! It's you!!!
Haiku # 29839, April 30, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Ich have deine Mutter gefickt, Unternarr mit Jungesoße
i'm so redundant
lacking the style and grace of
genuine poets
Haiku # 29837, April 30, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (who am i playing now, can you guess, you lemmings?)
you are all puppets
i prance you upon the stage
to help my writing
Haiku # 29836, April 30, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (you've all been a great help)
you're a bunch of fools
i work you like instruments
to help me create
Haiku # 29835, April 30, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the white hip hopper
he defies translation with
verbal castration
Haiku # 29834, April 30, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ebonics has style, word is bond.)
the tortured poet
wallowing in depression
i play him also
Haiku # 29833, April 30, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (now that's talent)
the aryan man
my favorite character
i play him a lot
Haiku # 29832, April 30, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i'm so good, they can't tell fact from fiction)
manifold voices
versatility's a must
do you understand
Haiku # 29831, April 30, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Spiel mit mir, mein Schatz
Wir k
Haiku # 29830, April 30, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by A Student of Ich bin frustiert zu
schizophrenia
postmodernism's essence
i just do my part
Haiku # 29829, April 30, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Das Kr
Haiku # 29828, April 30, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by A Student of Kermit Der Frosch hat kein Bockwürste
he fights tooth and nail
to maintain supremacy
iron clad ego
Haiku # 29827, April 30, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Drei Narren mit Senf!
Herr Frustiert und Nippress
Und die Ashe zu!
Haiku # 29826, April 30, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by A Student of Ihre Bockwürste sind klein
poor middle-aged ash
wasted youth and broken dreams
he could have been great
Haiku # 29825, April 30, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my audience
horny juvenile outcasts
i'll start a fan club
Haiku # 29824, April 30, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they say i'm gifted
but my genius has a price
absolute madness
Haiku # 29823, April 30, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (great things await outside academia, and you'll hear more about me)
funny how this works
if you'd met me on the street
we'd be best of friends
Haiku # 29822, April 30, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the internet let's you be anything you want. perfect for my raving imagination)
hatred has its place
linguistic shock and awe to
break your lethargy
Haiku # 29821, April 30, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (fools, if i don't do what i do, you'd all be bored. its a horrible responsibility to bear but i shall bear
buckets of haiku
washing away my hatred

oh please make it stop
Haiku # 29820, April 30, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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