Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

If non of this lot
appeals you had better keep
studying ASS OFF
Haiku # 29884, May 1, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Or better still join
a church and become an new
age evangelist
Haiku # 29883, May 1, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
You don
Haiku # 29882, May 1, 2003 3:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Be smart marry a
rich girl and become a sponge
off her family
Haiku # 29881, May 1, 2003 3:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Give all up have some
fun, that
Haiku # 29880, May 1, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
But it
Haiku # 29879, May 1, 2003 2:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Study brings its own
Rewards, bad breath, hair loss
and a job you hate
Haiku # 29878, May 1, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Time ticks by and wham!
Suddenly you are sixty
Where the hell life gone?
Haiku # 29877, May 1, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
damn i spoke to soon
it's all good i'm buying time
instead of working...
Haiku # 29876, May 1, 2003 1:22 am ET
by tiger of vegas
wow hey look at that
all were written on the odd
just like i like it!!!
Haiku # 29875, May 1, 2003 1:20 am ET
by tiger of vegas
Hot Hot Heat rock on
oh who left the door unlocked
she's not a secret.
Haiku # 29874, May 1, 2003 1:19 am ET
by tiger of vegas
a test tomorrow
i'm studying with the moon
and drinking V8!
Haiku # 29873, May 1, 2003 1:17 am ET
by tiger of vegas
finished my paper
now on to the next hell hole
critical thinking...
Haiku # 29872, May 1, 2003 1:15 am ET
by tiger of vegas
damn that sigmund freud
he sure smoked to much cocaine
had sex on the brain.
Haiku # 29871, May 1, 2003 1:11 am ET
by tiger of vegas
first we're the people
our parents warned us about
then we're our parents
Haiku # 29870, May 1, 2003 12:35 am ET
by ash
swinging pendulum
the neverending tick tock
till death do i part
Haiku # 29869, May 1, 2003 12:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
boundaries are blurred
where does a mirror finish
which object is real
Haiku # 29868, May 1, 2003 12:15 am ET
by ash
a closet dweller
or a fucked up psychopath
how are we alike
Haiku # 29867, May 1, 2003 12:08 am ET
by sexually frustrated
we are each other
so i could hardly hate you
although i could try
Haiku # 29866, May 1, 2003 12:05 am ET
by ash
i'm in the closet
sexual ambivalence
makes hostile haiku
Haiku # 29865, May 1, 2003 12:03 am ET
by sexually frustrated
when you do your thing
you're making fun of my thing
also vice versa
Haiku # 29864, May 1, 2003 12:01 am ET
by sexually frustrated
you control meter
making geriatric poems
where's your blood and guts
Haiku # 29863, April 30, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am a mirror
reflections of other lives
and none of my own
Haiku # 29862, April 30, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ash
get your own thing
plenty of mine to go round
here, take some, with love
Haiku # 29861, April 30, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ash
you may do my thing
although you are redundant
i can do my thing
Haiku # 29860, April 30, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by ash
my thoughts on arseholes ?
i don't have a policy
each case on merit
Haiku # 29859, April 30, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by ash
i can do your thing
more powerfully than you can
but there's still JV
Haiku # 29858, April 30, 2003 11:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
iambic asshole
if you can't have stress unstress
you might as well die
Haiku # 29857, April 30, 2003 11:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
look at my rhythm
so mellifluous and smooth
but emptiness reigns
Haiku # 29856, April 30, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
like a worn out shell
using form without content
go sell insurance
Haiku # 29855, April 30, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what graceful haiku
but it signifies nothing
poop has more meaning
Haiku # 29854, April 30, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i am your muse, aren't you ashamed?)
metaphor a day
we spent the night together
well well well well well
Haiku # 29853, April 30, 2003 11:19 pm ET
by ash
i am contrary
i am most disappointed
nobody loves me
Haiku # 29852, April 30, 2003 11:13 pm ET
by ash
though you dis my style
jealous that you haven't one
keep working at it
Haiku # 29851, April 30, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by ash
whatever you say
i enjoy good company
and variety
Haiku # 29850, April 30, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by ash
i am not myself
i wish my dick was bigger
i pretend i don't
Haiku # 29849, April 30, 2003 11:00 pm ET
by ash (and now?)
i am middle aged
my sad life has been wasted
oh well, i'll die soon
Haiku # 29848, April 30, 2003 10:58 pm ET
by ash (who am i now?)
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Non-original!
Haiku # 29847, April 30, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
Haiku # 29846, April 30, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
Haiku # 29845, April 30, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Humbled with high awe
At such a great mind as yours
We stop submitting
Haiku # 29844, April 30, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
metaphor master
the well will never run dry
there i go again
Haiku # 29843, April 30, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ooh that hurt)
my overcast mind
storm clouds on the horizon
but there's no shelter
Haiku # 29842, April 30, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the most popular
sexually frustrated with
his porno haiku
Haiku # 29841, April 30, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (who do you like best sf or aryan man, i'm thinking of combining these two characters.)
Of course, with said word
Being colloquial, it
May be gefackt or
Haiku # 29840, April 30, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by A Student of maybe even gefockt or, perhaps, gefocken
Guess the character?
Wait a minute, nearly there
Wait a sec! It's you!!!
Haiku # 29839, April 30, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Ich have deine Mutter gefickt, Unternarr mit Jungesoße
i'm so redundant
lacking the style and grace of
genuine poets
Haiku # 29837, April 30, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (who am i playing now, can you guess, you lemmings?)
you are all puppets
i prance you upon the stage
to help my writing
Haiku # 29836, April 30, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (you've all been a great help)
you're a bunch of fools
i work you like instruments
to help me create
Haiku # 29835, April 30, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the white hip hopper
he defies translation with
verbal castration
Haiku # 29834, April 30, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ebonics has style, word is bond.)
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