Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Scott is off buggering litte boys,
he is a pervert.....but so am I,
thats why I ditched my kids,
cause I want no responsibility
for anything but me and my lil
bitch scott
Haiku # 28927, April 16, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Sheila Newton, nude webcam
come one, come all!! haha...
I am a ho biznatch
I live in roundrock tx
scott is a ho
Haiku # 28926, April 16, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock Tx
shoot urself in the ARSE..(what
kinda word is ARSE anywayz?) i dont care, punkin head beyatch!
Haiku # 28925, April 16, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
suicide??? kill urself..who cares?
i would, but i am 90 years old,
ya friggin bastage....
Haiku # 28924, April 16, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
fuck off moxie
or just do it mate quickly
you can end this pain
Haiku # 28923, April 16, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by mellie :-( but don't... call H E L P in real life not cyberlife PLEASE
in the end, telling a sucide
"hang in there" might not be
the right idea with a noose
around the neck and the idea
his thoughts caused other suicides
Haiku # 28922, April 16, 2003 12:28 pm ET
by MSX
criticism gets to the point
where a lot of people do charge ahead, too stupid or oblivious to it's effects, or wired by it, charge ahead, but a lot feel that their practice, is ruined by these people who seem to be ran by, being jaded, being more enamoured of their own godhood or Godliness...
academic cynaide kool aid
and Prof. Jim Jones is teaching you can't create nothing 101, you pass with the first sip, into eternity
Haiku # 28921, April 16, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by MSX
let's just pretend I have a .45
it's loaded... and relief finally comes when I fire, pointing at my
head, blam, brains splatter
no more words of how retarded I am, no more, words of which writing is loftier, no more petty bickering about the household chores or job, no more failed work

no more words...
Haiku # 28920, April 16, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by MSX
it's gotten so foolish
that when I say I want to kill myself
I don't believe me anymore
and shrug it off as foolish banter
Haiku # 28919, April 16, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by MSX
for some reason I am so insecure
right now, I want to kick William's
ass, for real...
Haiku # 28918, April 16, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by MSX
I usually take
criticism thinking that
I need to slice my wrists
and prove to the person how
"weak" I am, and not controlling
my emotions... Think about it,
you follow a life script, carefully
considering everything you do.

but who wrote the script...
if my thoughts are so simple
would not suicide be the choice
so loftier people such as yourself
can rule the field?
Haiku # 28917, April 16, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by MSX
the constant attack
leads to distraction, and the
peace of mind is disturbed
by those who dicate taste
those who tear up a church
and set up a gallery inside
know not what they do
and don't care to know
lofty false gods...
might as well be Jim Jones
a murderer of children and himself
Haiku # 28916, April 16, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by MSX
the pharisees in
jesus's day were noted for
their lofty goals and
lofty language...I am suspicious
of it and usually want to warn the
men who use it that they too
can be wrong and often are
stupid, basically, with authority
Haiku # 28915, April 16, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by MSX
sodomize your professors
burn their sacred works
set up a wicker man full of dead white men
Haiku # 28914, April 16, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by MSX
wienerdog vs.
canadian geese...dig for
moles or chase gooses?
Haiku # 28913, April 16, 2003 11:23 am ET
by onjaysun (Bosco chose to do both)
i
am
tuna
Haiku # 28912, April 16, 2003 11:17 am ET
by sheila newton of round rock tx
who stole my baloney sammich?
was it sammy the seal?
or was it some freak of nature
Haiku # 28911, April 16, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nimpress
FREE NUDITY
ON MY WEB CAM
SHEILA NEWTON
Haiku # 28910, April 16, 2003 11:13 am ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK, TX
SHEILA NEWTON
ROUND ROCK TEXAS
IS A BIZNATCHIO
Haiku # 28909, April 16, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the last gut who wrote is an
ass hammer
Haiku # 28908, April 16, 2003 11:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seriously, you are all LOSERS
this site officially totally sucks
Haiku # 28907, April 16, 2003 5:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Emulate snails trail
Drag my arse across the floor
Now see where I
Haiku # 28906, April 16, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Footprints in the dew
My dog
Haiku # 28905, April 16, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Written captured thoughts
Expressing ones own simple view
Has some real power
Haiku # 28904, April 16, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Sexually, Bad night
Or just a mighty come down
Stay clean and think right
Haiku # 28903, April 16, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Painted word picture
So descriptive view I see
Welcome back to Ash
Haiku # 28902, April 16, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
veils of grey water
sepia shades of landscape
waiting for rainbows
Haiku # 28901, April 16, 2003 2:02 am ET
by ash
the teething rugrat
drooling like a rabid dog
slaps across the boards
Haiku # 28900, April 16, 2003 1:52 am ET
by ash
on the verandah
kookaburra sits dripping
scanning wet green grass
Haiku # 28899, April 16, 2003 1:49 am ET
by ash
My heart beats so hard,
It's impossible to breathe,
All because of you.
Haiku # 28898, April 16, 2003 1:15 am ET
by something rosie
support broken homes
mommy and daddy's divorce
my one merit badge
Haiku # 28897, April 15, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sunday afternoon
the sickening malaise of
life's Everydayness.

Haiku # 28896, April 15, 2003 9:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
miracle of birth
not very miraculous
after billionth time
Haiku # 28895, April 15, 2003 9:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
fierce halitosis
emanating from old men
the stink of dead years.
Haiku # 28894, April 15, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
jackass professor
if you had some real talent
then you would not teach
Haiku # 28893, April 15, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
really no surprise
how writing professors are
so mediocre
Haiku # 28892, April 15, 2003 9:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our writing programs
diploma mills that destroy
the creative drive
Haiku # 28891, April 15, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not to life they go
but to writing workshops to
become great writers
Haiku # 28890, April 15, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
academic void
his blank stare from the lectern
we take as wisdom


Haiku # 28889, April 15, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
middle-aged poet
his broken hopes of greatness
no wonder he's mad
Haiku # 28888, April 15, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thinks he's poetic
thumbing through a thesaurus
writing desk haiku
Haiku # 28887, April 15, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
he's clever no doubt
for the sake of cleverness
but art escapes him
Haiku # 28886, April 15, 2003 8:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they may be ugly
but mother loves them no less
so goes my haiku
Haiku # 28885, April 15, 2003 8:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my words are clumsy
but they're mine so i love them
write on graceless one!
Haiku # 28884, April 15, 2003 8:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
plays the judge on high
the connousiouer of good taste
cause he's all tapped out
Haiku # 28883, April 15, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
better to create
than decontruct from lofty
academic heights
Haiku # 28882, April 15, 2003 8:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if someone is in
serious trouble on line
the trouble with many
chats, bboards and so on
is to act the snob and
harm the person reaching out for help
then again it could be an excuse
but, says a lot about those who
aim the hurt in the first place
Haiku # 28881, April 15, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by MSX
I'm not sure how to
help, the way out is to figure out
a healthy new life
and leave the painful
one behind you, family sucks
for pain, for sure...
Haiku # 28880, April 15, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by MSX
please help me get out of my pain,
of leaving my family who i now
hate, i am web cam ho
Haiku # 28879, April 15, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sheila newton of round rock tx
I AM THE SHEILA NEWTON
I AM HORRIBLE
I LEFT MY FAMILY
Haiku # 28878, April 15, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK TX
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