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27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Now I
Haiku # 28724, April 14, 2003 2:54 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Went to the temple
Prayed for forgiveness all night
Rabbi said
Haiku # 28723, April 14, 2003 2:51 am ET
by sexually frustrated
He writes rubbish not like me
My Haikus are good
He
Haiku # 28722, April 14, 2003 2:47 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Do not believe him
He
Haiku # 28721, April 14, 2003 2:46 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Do not believe him
He
Haiku # 28720, April 14, 2003 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 28719, April 14, 2003 2:45 am ET
by sexually frustrated
oh please be careful,
careful what you mean by that,
my heart might explode.
Haiku # 28718, April 14, 2003 2:03 am ET
by something rosie
More then one of me,
Others are not real to me,
Only the ones I make
Haiku # 28717, April 14, 2003 1:38 am ET
by fattony
a mind full of love,
bound to a heart with Tourettes,
screaming emotion.
Haiku # 28716, April 14, 2003 1:29 am ET
by Cornea Pete
approaching fervor,
marking off the calendar,
has become a chore.
Haiku # 28715, April 14, 2003 1:08 am ET
by Cornea Pete
such little time here
yet passing so slow, again
the fast, it lingers
Haiku # 28714, April 14, 2003 12:46 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
reaches her hands up
trying to grab hold before
she slips into null
Haiku # 28713, April 14, 2003 12:45 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
silent she sits there
darkness, and tired, back from
a well worth trip "home"
Haiku # 28712, April 14, 2003 12:43 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it feels like aeons,
heavy hearted and missing,
Bob and El Tigre.
Haiku # 28711, April 13, 2003 11:01 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
all of these voices,
they all speak at the same time,
but come out as mush.
Haiku # 28710, April 13, 2003 10:58 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
i'm feeling foolish,
i speak in long sentences,
whenever she's near.
Haiku # 28709, April 13, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
trying the time out
the server clock is messed up
more often than not
Haiku # 28708, April 13, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Zipped up in his Jeans
Every man
Haiku # 28707, April 13, 2003 9:38 pm ET
by Fabian
shared something sacred,
feel like the beauty was lost
i'm left wondering...
Haiku # 28706, April 13, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Captain Fuzzy
What I saw was horrible
Never do that again
Haiku # 28705, April 13, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by Fabian
Saddam Hussein
West opens up can of whoopass
he still won't stop
Haiku # 28704, April 13, 2003 9:36 pm ET
by Fabian of Germany
hooker with strep throat
prefers my Vick's Vapor cock
to anything else
Haiku # 28703, April 13, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dante's Inferno
better than Paradiso
hell is just more fun
Haiku # 28702, April 13, 2003 8:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thou can makest a
heaven or a hell of your
mind so said Milton
Haiku # 28701, April 13, 2003 8:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm cooking with gas
can't put the fire out till
the Zoloft kicks in
Haiku # 28700, April 13, 2003 8:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
knowledge in a glance
man gives man a signal for
mutual butt fuck.
Haiku # 28699, April 13, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
their mysticism
approaches fashion statements
the Dao is so in!
Haiku # 28698, April 13, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sickening phonies
middle class whites flirting with
zen meditation.
Haiku # 28697, April 13, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
fucking Keruouac
dilettante zen pretender
your haiku sucks ass
Haiku # 28696, April 13, 2003 7:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
depressed teenage girl
uses my pubes like kleenex
to console herself.
Haiku # 28695, April 13, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bulk haiku guru
shall cleanse this page until all
of you disappear
Haiku # 28694, April 13, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
light in the loafers
always hard to tell who's the
bull and who's the bitch.
Haiku # 28693, April 13, 2003 7:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pity the pregant
fat with hormonal raging
no one will fuck her
Haiku # 28692, April 13, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
childbirth on tv
weirdly erotic how screams
can make me aroused.
Haiku # 28691, April 13, 2003 7:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you just nod and smile
by midnight she's riding your
nuts like your Brad Pitt
Haiku # 28690, April 13, 2003 7:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a test drive is key
saved herself for marriage but
he's awfully small
Haiku # 28689, April 13, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hot for her nostrils
a day dream of snot sucking
courses through my head
Haiku # 28688, April 13, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
strangely colored stains
remind her of night's passion
more dirty laundry
Haiku # 28687, April 13, 2003 7:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
first time in county
clutching to a bar of soap
with all of his strength.
Haiku # 28686, April 13, 2003 7:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
plays in slow motion
he tries to savor every
J. Lo gyration
Haiku # 28685, April 13, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mr forgery strikes again
all of the preceding were not mine
they definitely lack my refinement
but keep on keepin on mr. forgery
you'll hit paydirt some time
Haiku # 28684, April 13, 2003 6:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated the one and only
easter's on its way
psycho eggs, cool, but
monster rabbits creep me out.
Haiku # 28683, April 13, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by mondongo of rio abajo
conscripted labor
abhorring every minute
where is my love now?
Haiku # 28682, April 13, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
rock hill here i come
must be the luckiest girl
hizzy-shiz, im out
Haiku # 28681, April 13, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
That
Haiku # 28680, April 13, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Stay out of my mind
Leave me you know you are bad
Stay away from me
Haiku # 28679, April 13, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
self help groups, like Al-
Anon or CODA often
can help with your ails
Haiku # 28678, April 13, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by its true, check it out:)
soundless friction of
two bodies in endless dance
lost in time's romance
Haiku # 28677, April 13, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
as I said, some are not worth it
it would be better if they had
never been
Haiku # 28676, April 13, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
women often have
members of their gender
who have double standards

no man can comprehend
or even desire to match
and death will set him free
Haiku # 28675, April 13, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Mox
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