lonely famous slut
feeling way too enlightened
selling lame stanzas

here are a few lines
"young girls wrap themselves tightly"
"they suck on coffee"

Were they your fingers?
Or ones you simply ripped from
Unsuspecting hands?

adolescent angst
erupting from poetry
like pus from a zit

the meaning of life
found in my umbilicus
snuggled in the lint

I wish you wouldn''t
talk at all. You could never
hurt me with closed lips.

The snail sews her eyes
closed with a silver needle,
retreating inward.

Does anyone know
where I could get some bootlegged
Bob Dyllan music?

Candles up my ass,
fingers in my wet pussy,
I will masturbate.

screening my options
focussing on the new year
poor resolution

after two tall cans
i do a little two step
and twist my ankle.

It''s good to be here.
Not knowing where I am.
It''s all feel Man!

Straaliiun sunsets
Biking on rocky cliff shores
Her face looks so nice

Getting road weary.
What day is this? Where am I?
Need home and some buds.

Janis, are you there?
I want your E-mail address.
This is "cousin Rick".

Shark scare again

Puffy clouds roll by,
A breeze softly whispering,
Hot sex with a corpse.

my wife left me, whore.
selfish, ungrateful liar
he bought her so cheap.

The clock struck midnight
The lights stayed on, saints be praised
No apocalypse

New millennium
Yet the old stuff is still here
No surprise, really

drinking peroxide
is so bad for your stomach
dont try to shit much

we are all still here
electricity and beer
i had no real fear

her comment so tart
so bitter, not unlike my
auntie Pru''s sponge cake.

aviation math
why are you so fucking hard
hmmm....smoke some of this

viagra useful?
ripoff I''f yer askin me
falls outa the end

I blow fallen leaf
My futile machine screams
Fuck! now wind returns

I can''t suck this hard
my friend said over his milkshake
I want it real bad

millenium wheel
break down and let them all die
another year gone.

shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker

shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker

VMS sucks dick
its THE worst OS ever
VAX SUCKS VAX SUCKS! FUCK!

modulator valve
breathing its last earthly breath
white clouds in my wake

as the earth revolves
another brand new day dawns
as it always does

As the end draws near.
What do you think you will be?
Reincarnated.......

Today on the sea
I saw a wonderful sight
Just pure open space

H 2 T lily
In reading your poem on pubs
I wept in my beer

Happy New Year ALL!!!
Will we ever meet again?
See you in Hell then.

now christmas is past
is visa Y2K safe?
next statement will tell

closets for hangers
winners use the front door
chimneys for the poor

Oh, the men I''ve loved
never touched, but so, so, sweet
thoughts that comfort me

Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule

I left my husband
Wicked, evil cruel bastard
And his mother too

I feel so alone
Christmas eve nowhere to go
Except for the pub

An all time thirst quench-
er beyond our narrow hor-
izons. TANG, what else?

Sorry I goofed up
Too many syllables there
Damn you, Pokemon!

Pokemon, my heroes!
Little wonderbugs. We thank
you again Toyota!

Stir up those feelings
Let the blood flow down south
Come and taste my love

we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year

Oh, damn it to hell
you fucked with my drunkin'' mind
go blow yourself now

big hats, little hats
It does not matter to me.
My head is too small