War crimes held in US
Secret negotiations
Will ensure silence

Bad haiku, bad hai-
Ku, bad haiku, bad haiku
Bad haiku I write

deep within this self,
sufficiency is tactile,
it is unneeded.

finding my future,
doing takes more than wishing,
i'm the parasite.

i'm looking both ways,
though one leads to happiness,
i can only stay.

the empty closets,
will lonliness to ensue,
there are more to come.

country club whitehouse
bored C.E.O's can't mask their
mediocrity

the resurrection
immortal easter bunny
died for our sins.

parts of Saddam strewn
about floor...worst pinata
party ever, Mom!

call of the mullet...
hear the glass-packed camaro
smell the blue exhaust...

those damn mullet things
the next fashionable style
to shoot, down, how, where?

god damn, well, I declare...
just get drunk and behave

i got this guy done
confessing his life to me
naming those damn names

spiky bleached bangs
wavy locks hanging down the back
call mullet hunter

Kill Sadam quickly
If caught alive he will blab
Who will be concerned?
.
West

the stars can't see me
in my room as they grow dim
morning comes too soon.

Cruel huntsman behind the clouds
Dost thou want me, Lord?
Dost thou want all of me?

I wish to know thee, god Unknown
thou who knowest by innermost
thoughts,
thou who rageth through my soul
like a storm.

the soul finds its way
sperm cells slither towards the light
merge with the godhead

Bloomberg's smoking ban
i fight back, flicking ash on
slumbering infants.

slice away Van Gogh
if dick don't salute on call
deserves demotion

metro linguistics
hobo spits game for chump change
life hangs on a verse.

Condoleeza Rice:
I sucks massa good, cause I's
awanna be free.

Parmi ces betises
il est bon de voir quand-meme
un peu de talent...

oops, it's spelt chacun
so i can't spell properly
but i give good french

c'est comme ci, comme

C'est demain matin,
bien avant huit heures et demi:
Les mains a la pate!

C'est demain matin,
bien avant cinq heures et demi:
doux reveil pour nous!

Vient le temps langui
ou les hirondelles approchent...
l'eau et la farine!

You mean like your own
Or other peoples Haikus
Yours seem quite chatty

i hate when people
have stupid conversations
through awful haikus

Swarchilds radius
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can

Sworchilds circumference
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can

Folds of creation
Eleven dimensions found
Touch of Genesis

Star alignments map
Site line to the universe
Put out the welcome

Come on Ash I

i'm still here anon
but if there's nothing to say
i just don't bother

flannel clad scholar
self-satisfied with tenure
where are my earplugs.

establish your base
self-effacing free-basing
passed out in basement.

strain of inertia
orbiting penile servitude
this Id needs to go.

my preferred dogma
smokable variety
god-like whooping cough.

Of course only ash
yes, he will be missed the most
talented he is

MAKE THAT A DOUBLE
YECH YECH

I'll admit the truth
is to be pathetic and
lonely, still just...is

Jackie Chan...

ah, well, you know that
monty python had men in
dresses and did well...

I'd slander their memory if I put one on...

Porn star's dying wish
priest must finger-bang her corpse
to Duran Duran

yech!

dehydrated now
tongue sticking to roof of mouth
sperm landing in lumps

spring is in the air
i jerked off five times today
now my penis hurts

We should not confuse
between democratic rights
and intrusiveness