the soul finds its way
sperm cells slither towards the light
merge with the godhead

Bloomberg's smoking ban
i fight back, flicking ash on
slumbering infants.

slice away Van Gogh
if dick don't salute on call
deserves demotion

metro linguistics
hobo spits game for chump change
life hangs on a verse.

Condoleeza Rice:
I sucks massa good, cause I's
awanna be free.

Parmi ces betises
il est bon de voir quand-meme
un peu de talent...

oops, it's spelt chacun
so i can't spell properly
but i give good french

c'est comme ci, comme

C'est demain matin,
bien avant huit heures et demi:
Les mains a la pate!

C'est demain matin,
bien avant cinq heures et demi:
doux reveil pour nous!

Vient le temps langui
ou les hirondelles approchent...
l'eau et la farine!

You mean like your own
Or other peoples Haikus
Yours seem quite chatty

i hate when people
have stupid conversations
through awful haikus

Swarchilds radius
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can

Sworchilds circumference
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can

Folds of creation
Eleven dimensions found
Touch of Genesis

Star alignments map
Site line to the universe
Put out the welcome

Come on Ash I

i'm still here anon
but if there's nothing to say
i just don't bother

flannel clad scholar
self-satisfied with tenure
where are my earplugs.

establish your base
self-effacing free-basing
passed out in basement.

strain of inertia
orbiting penile servitude
this Id needs to go.

my preferred dogma
smokable variety
god-like whooping cough.

Of course only ash
yes, he will be missed the most
talented he is

MAKE THAT A DOUBLE
YECH YECH

I'll admit the truth
is to be pathetic and
lonely, still just...is

Jackie Chan...

ah, well, you know that
monty python had men in
dresses and did well...

I'd slander their memory if I put one on...

Porn star's dying wish
priest must finger-bang her corpse
to Duran Duran

yech!

dehydrated now
tongue sticking to roof of mouth
sperm landing in lumps

spring is in the air
i jerked off five times today
now my penis hurts

We should not confuse
between democratic rights
and intrusiveness

There must be a way
to ensure freedom of speech
and still avoid spam

There once was a woman called Sue
Who didn't know what she should do
Her husband was gay
He'd announced that day
So she went on a trip to the zoo

Cooperation
From the west made him this bad
Look for the guilty

Sadam can

How can evil men
Live for so long with consent
Innocents just wait

Pleasure self-given
Sexually understands that
= pleasure received

Clouded dull gray sky
Cold air after a hot night
Wind blows from the north

You're a growing boy
Now eat every last morsel
She broke her bidet.

poorly aimed discharge
semen's suprisingly sweet
goes well with nachos.

sex starved bulemic
she enjoys it doggy style
while purging donuts.

Sister Kate inserts
her vibrating crucifix
oh, oh Yeshua!

There once was a poet called Mox
Spread haiku like a terrible pox
To improve his haiku
The thing he should do
Is spend more time in womens' frocks

To dig what others
are going through, the abuse kills
the pain of shared love

S+M haiku
but me thinks that, psychotic
I likes the abuse, hurts

rocky raccoon was no pansy
he fought for the girl of his fancy
her name was mcgill
but she called herself "lill"
and everyone knew her as nancy

Think what sexually
could do if he set his mind
to it but he cant
.
He

Cloudless crystal blue sky
Tempting me to go outside
Just so much to do