There once was a poet called Mox
Spread haiku like a terrible pox
To improve his haiku
The thing he should do
Is spend more time in womens' frocks
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
To dig what others
are going through, the abuse kills
the pain of shared love
by Mox
S+M haiku
but me thinks that, psychotic
I likes the abuse, hurts
by Mox of masochism
rocky raccoon was no pansy
he fought for the girl of his fancy
her name was mcgill
but she called herself "lill"
and everyone knew her as nancy
by scotch
Think what sexually
could do if he set his mind
to it but he cant
.
He
by Anonymous Poet
Cloudless crystal blue sky
Tempting me to go outside
Just so much to do
by William Nippress
I just wanted to write
Something morally right
That may inspire
Others to go higher
And win the creative fight
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Just why did you think
That it was written for you
Guilty as charged?
(the moments lost now)
by William Nippress
Just why did you think
That it was written you
Guilty as charged?
by William Nippress
The once was a man from north France
Whose mother taught him how to dance
Later he turned pro
And reaped in the dough
And developed a seductive glance
by A Student of Inspiration
There should be a needs
In the last line of the poem
Just below this one
by A Student
There once was a man from from Beijing
Who patented the english word ping
He made lots of cash
And grew a moustache
And he no longer a thing
by A Student of Was that inspirational?
They don
by William Nippress
Non-productive rant
Write to inspire, not to moan
We can all do that
by William Nippress
That bimb should be bomb
I should check my spelling more
Foolish man I am
by A Student of U can't touch this!
There once was a man called Saddam
And the west thought he was a mad man
He was not very nice
Treated the Kurds like lice
So we'll bimb him to Hell 'cause we can
by A Student of Topical limericks
Have we bombed you yet?
Iraqi free shadows weep.
We
by William Nippress
Harvesting the laughs
He sends streams of invective
Very sad really
by William Nippress
Open a portal
Streams emerge, some very good
Most pretty awful
by William Nippress
Little boy blue come
Blow on your horn, the sheep
Need I continue?
by William Nippress
"You have got no dance!"
"Look! Now!" Well I looked about
I found some blues guys
by A Student of The quality of dance artists isn't very high
Who knew that a kiss
could lead to herpes and a
beautiful marriage.
by sexually frustrated
If you have to think
too much about your haiku
you're doing it wrong.
by sexually frustrated
Fool, haiku is all
about stream of consciousness
not rational thought.
by sexually frustrated
Friday night weeping
I'm even bored by my
imaginary friends.
by sexually frustrated
The sweet nostalgia
Of a good bondage flick takes
me back to childhood.
by sexually frustrated
No money for whores
Make do with cocoa butter
wetnaps, blowup doll.
by sexually frustrated
has the ash burnt out
hot coals, now dying embers
here's my garden hose.
by sexually frustrated
Do you smell my wrath
Dropping lyrical feces
On lily white minds?
by sexually frustrated
I am the greatest
Worst poet to grace this site
genuflect, ash.
by sexually frustrated
haters criticize
lacking the artistic roar
they manage whispers.
by sexually frustrated
Alone, so alone
How shall the night be passed?
With porn and tear drops.
by sexually frustrated
it isn't a wonder "they" hate us -
should iraqis cry "liberate us!"
when we were the ones
who gave saddam guns?
our hubris is truly outrageous
by scotch
Dammit! little gnome
Wake Up!...Billy charge up the
paddles to seven!
by onjaysun (oops...just napping)
so bush went ahead and made war
although his excuses were poor
the weapon he found
is under the ground
a climate destructor, for sure
by scotch
there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not
by scotch
STOP THE WAR, NOW!!
Pull out the soldiers b4 they day,
War is wrong, killing is bad...
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
soldiers need to give up and go..
let saddam be,
war is bad, dont kill
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
we need to get out of baghdad,
dubya is wrong...get us out,
war is bad
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
got to get cracking
i'm getting kart race fever
time to kick kart ass!!!
by tiger of vegas
i call him my mook
he has the best pinchy cheeks
one more day to go!
by tiger of vegas
what is up frank grimes?
i had to make fun of you
but i forgot why?!?!
by tiger of vegas
Ridiculous noise
Sound of snoring from next room
Soft melody sneers
by William Nippress
Technicality
Over engineered machines
Constantly breakdown
by William Nippress
You cannot be blue
When you Haiku hot baked beans
I write what I see
by William Nippress
There once was a man named Nippress
Who went around town in a dress
But when he felt blue
He would write haiku
And it looked like a terrible mess
by A Student of Actually, womens' clothing is extremely comfortable
if i could be Buk
i would be the happiest
haiku-er of all
by sexually frustrated
God damn it, Jeremy...
when are you going to stop bitching
and write poetry?
by Mox
Blue rabid sick filth
Sad sexually frustrated
Excreting garbage
by Anonymous Poet
Shimmering ink bleeds
Quill pen scrapes across parchment
Shakespeare
by William Nippress
