Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Kill Sadam quickly
If caught alive he will blab
Who will be concerned?
.
West
Haiku # 28321, April 8, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the stars can't see me
in my room as they grow dim
morning comes too soon.
Haiku # 28320, April 8, 2003 2:30 am ET
by jared of stetson.edu
Cruel huntsman behind the clouds
Dost thou want me, Lord?
Dost thou want all of me?
Haiku # 28319, April 7, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated by nietzsche's mustache
I wish to know thee, god Unknown
thou who knowest by innermost
thoughts,
thou who rageth through my soul
like a storm.
Haiku # 28318, April 7, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated by nietzsche's mustache
the soul finds its way
sperm cells slither towards the light
merge with the godhead
Haiku # 28317, April 7, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bloomberg's smoking ban
i fight back, flicking ash on
slumbering infants.
Haiku # 28316, April 7, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
slice away Van Gogh
if dick don't salute on call
deserves demotion
Haiku # 28315, April 7, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
metro linguistics
hobo spits game for chump change
life hangs on a verse.
Haiku # 28314, April 7, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Condoleeza Rice:
I sucks massa good, cause I's
awanna be free.
Haiku # 28313, April 7, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Parmi ces betises
il est bon de voir quand-meme
un peu de talent...
Haiku # 28312, April 7, 2003 10:04 am ET
by R. of PT
oops, it's spelt chacun
so i can't spell properly
but i give good french
Haiku # 28311, April 7, 2003 9:46 am ET
by ash
c'est comme ci, comme
Haiku # 28310, April 7, 2003 9:42 am ET
by ash
C'est demain matin,
bien avant huit heures et demi:
Les mains a la pate!
Haiku # 28309, April 7, 2003 8:10 am ET
by R. of PT
C'est demain matin,
bien avant cinq heures et demi:
doux reveil pour nous!
Haiku # 28308, April 7, 2003 8:09 am ET
by R. of PT
Vient le temps langui
ou les hirondelles approchent...
l'eau et la farine!
Haiku # 28307, April 7, 2003 8:06 am ET
by R. of PT
You mean like your own
Or other peoples Haikus
Yours seem quite chatty
Haiku # 28306, April 7, 2003 5:53 am ET
by William Nippress
i hate when people
have stupid conversations
through awful haikus
Haiku # 28305, April 7, 2003 4:12 am ET
by Miss Ass
Swarchilds radius
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can
Haiku # 28304, April 7, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress Apologies to Swarchild
Sworchilds circumference
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can
Haiku # 28303, April 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Folds of creation
Eleven dimensions found
Touch of Genesis
Haiku # 28302, April 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Star alignments map
Site line to the universe
Put out the welcome
Haiku # 28301, April 7, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Come on Ash I
Haiku # 28300, April 7, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress There are a lot of people using this site for cheap Psychiatry
i'm still here anon
but if there's nothing to say
i just don't bother
Haiku # 28299, April 6, 2003 9:24 pm ET
by ash (thank you, thank you)
flannel clad scholar
self-satisfied with tenure
where are my earplugs.
Haiku # 28298, April 6, 2003 8:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
establish your base
self-effacing free-basing
passed out in basement.
Haiku # 28297, April 6, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrate
strain of inertia
orbiting penile servitude
this Id needs to go.
Haiku # 28296, April 6, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my preferred dogma
smokable variety
god-like whooping cough.
Haiku # 28295, April 6, 2003 8:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Of course only ash
yes, he will be missed the most
talented he is
Haiku # 28294, April 6, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MAKE THAT A DOUBLE
YECH YECH
Haiku # 28293, April 6, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by A student
I'll admit the truth
is to be pathetic and
lonely, still just...is
Haiku # 28292, April 6, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Mox
Jackie Chan...
Haiku # 28291, April 6, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
ah, well, you know that
monty python had men in
dresses and did well...

I'd slander their memory if I put one on...
Haiku # 28290, April 6, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
Porn star's dying wish
priest must finger-bang her corpse
to Duran Duran

Haiku # 28289, April 6, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yech!
Haiku # 28288, April 6, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by someone who will no longer post here with the riff-raff
dehydrated now
tongue sticking to roof of mouth
sperm landing in lumps
Haiku # 28287, April 6, 2003 11:43 am ET
by thunder stork
spring is in the air
i jerked off five times today
now my penis hurts
Haiku # 28286, April 6, 2003 11:35 am ET
by thunder stork
We should not confuse
between democratic rights
and intrusiveness
Haiku # 28285, April 6, 2003 6:48 am ET
by R. of PT
There must be a way
to ensure freedom of speech
and still avoid spam
Haiku # 28284, April 6, 2003 6:44 am ET
by R. of PT
There once was a woman called Sue
Who didn't know what she should do
Her husband was gay
He'd announced that day
So she went on a trip to the zoo
Haiku # 28283, April 6, 2003 4:49 am ET
by A Student of And she played with all the animals
Cooperation
From the west made him this bad
Look for the guilty
Haiku # 28282, April 6, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sadam can
Haiku # 28281, April 6, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
How can evil men
Live for so long with consent
Innocents just wait
Haiku # 28280, April 6, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Pleasure self-given
Sexually understands that
= pleasure received
Haiku # 28279, April 6, 2003 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clouded dull gray sky
Cold air after a hot night
Wind blows from the north
Haiku # 28278, April 6, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
You're a growing boy
Now eat every last morsel
She broke her bidet.
Haiku # 28277, April 5, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
poorly aimed discharge
semen's suprisingly sweet
goes well with nachos.
Haiku # 28276, April 5, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sex starved bulemic
she enjoys it doggy style
while purging donuts.
Haiku # 28275, April 5, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sister Kate inserts
her vibrating crucifix
oh, oh Yeshua!
Haiku # 28274, April 5, 2003 11:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
There once was a poet called Mox
Spread haiku like a terrible pox
To improve his haiku
The thing he should do
Is spend more time in womens' frocks
Haiku # 28273, April 5, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
To dig what others
are going through, the abuse kills
the pain of shared love
Haiku # 28272, April 5, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
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