Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

those damn mullet things
the next fashionable style
to shoot, down, how, where?

god damn, well, I declare...
just get drunk and behave
Haiku # 28324, April 8, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by Mox
i got this guy done
confessing his life to me
naming those damn names
Haiku # 28323, April 8, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Mox of not wanting to hear it
spiky bleached bangs
wavy locks hanging down the back
call mullet hunter
Haiku # 28322, April 8, 2003 11:55 am ET
by Funko of Vegas
Kill Sadam quickly
If caught alive he will blab
Who will be concerned?
.
West
Haiku # 28321, April 8, 2003 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the stars can't see me
in my room as they grow dim
morning comes too soon.
Haiku # 28320, April 8, 2003 2:30 am ET
by jared of stetson.edu
Cruel huntsman behind the clouds
Dost thou want me, Lord?
Dost thou want all of me?
Haiku # 28319, April 7, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated by nietzsche's mustache
I wish to know thee, god Unknown
thou who knowest by innermost
thoughts,
thou who rageth through my soul
like a storm.
Haiku # 28318, April 7, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated by nietzsche's mustache
the soul finds its way
sperm cells slither towards the light
merge with the godhead
Haiku # 28317, April 7, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bloomberg's smoking ban
i fight back, flicking ash on
slumbering infants.
Haiku # 28316, April 7, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
slice away Van Gogh
if dick don't salute on call
deserves demotion
Haiku # 28315, April 7, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
metro linguistics
hobo spits game for chump change
life hangs on a verse.
Haiku # 28314, April 7, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Condoleeza Rice:
I sucks massa good, cause I's
awanna be free.
Haiku # 28313, April 7, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Parmi ces betises
il est bon de voir quand-meme
un peu de talent...
Haiku # 28312, April 7, 2003 10:04 am ET
by R. of PT
oops, it's spelt chacun
so i can't spell properly
but i give good french
Haiku # 28311, April 7, 2003 9:46 am ET
by ash
c'est comme ci, comme
Haiku # 28310, April 7, 2003 9:42 am ET
by ash
C'est demain matin,
bien avant huit heures et demi:
Les mains a la pate!
Haiku # 28309, April 7, 2003 8:10 am ET
by R. of PT
C'est demain matin,
bien avant cinq heures et demi:
doux reveil pour nous!
Haiku # 28308, April 7, 2003 8:09 am ET
by R. of PT
Vient le temps langui
ou les hirondelles approchent...
l'eau et la farine!
Haiku # 28307, April 7, 2003 8:06 am ET
by R. of PT
You mean like your own
Or other peoples Haikus
Yours seem quite chatty
Haiku # 28306, April 7, 2003 5:53 am ET
by William Nippress
i hate when people
have stupid conversations
through awful haikus
Haiku # 28305, April 7, 2003 4:12 am ET
by Miss Ass
Swarchilds radius
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can
Haiku # 28304, April 7, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress Apologies to Swarchild
Sworchilds circumference
Inter-dimensional space
Beyond which we can
Haiku # 28303, April 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Folds of creation
Eleven dimensions found
Touch of Genesis
Haiku # 28302, April 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Star alignments map
Site line to the universe
Put out the welcome
Haiku # 28301, April 7, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Come on Ash I
Haiku # 28300, April 7, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress There are a lot of people using this site for cheap Psychiatry
i'm still here anon
but if there's nothing to say
i just don't bother
Haiku # 28299, April 6, 2003 9:24 pm ET
by ash (thank you, thank you)
flannel clad scholar
self-satisfied with tenure
where are my earplugs.
Haiku # 28298, April 6, 2003 8:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
establish your base
self-effacing free-basing
passed out in basement.
Haiku # 28297, April 6, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrate
strain of inertia
orbiting penile servitude
this Id needs to go.
Haiku # 28296, April 6, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my preferred dogma
smokable variety
god-like whooping cough.
Haiku # 28295, April 6, 2003 8:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Of course only ash
yes, he will be missed the most
talented he is
Haiku # 28294, April 6, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MAKE THAT A DOUBLE
YECH YECH
Haiku # 28293, April 6, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by A student
I'll admit the truth
is to be pathetic and
lonely, still just...is
Haiku # 28292, April 6, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Mox
Jackie Chan...
Haiku # 28291, April 6, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
ah, well, you know that
monty python had men in
dresses and did well...

I'd slander their memory if I put one on...
Haiku # 28290, April 6, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
Porn star's dying wish
priest must finger-bang her corpse
to Duran Duran

Haiku # 28289, April 6, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yech!
Haiku # 28288, April 6, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by someone who will no longer post here with the riff-raff
dehydrated now
tongue sticking to roof of mouth
sperm landing in lumps
Haiku # 28287, April 6, 2003 11:43 am ET
by thunder stork
spring is in the air
i jerked off five times today
now my penis hurts
Haiku # 28286, April 6, 2003 11:35 am ET
by thunder stork
We should not confuse
between democratic rights
and intrusiveness
Haiku # 28285, April 6, 2003 6:48 am ET
by R. of PT
There must be a way
to ensure freedom of speech
and still avoid spam
Haiku # 28284, April 6, 2003 6:44 am ET
by R. of PT
There once was a woman called Sue
Who didn't know what she should do
Her husband was gay
He'd announced that day
So she went on a trip to the zoo
Haiku # 28283, April 6, 2003 4:49 am ET
by A Student of And she played with all the animals
Cooperation
From the west made him this bad
Look for the guilty
Haiku # 28282, April 6, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sadam can
Haiku # 28281, April 6, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
How can evil men
Live for so long with consent
Innocents just wait
Haiku # 28280, April 6, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Pleasure self-given
Sexually understands that
= pleasure received
Haiku # 28279, April 6, 2003 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clouded dull gray sky
Cold air after a hot night
Wind blows from the north
Haiku # 28278, April 6, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
You're a growing boy
Now eat every last morsel
She broke her bidet.
Haiku # 28277, April 5, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
poorly aimed discharge
semen's suprisingly sweet
goes well with nachos.
Haiku # 28276, April 5, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sex starved bulemic
she enjoys it doggy style
while purging donuts.
Haiku # 28275, April 5, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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