I have a big dog
His name is "Go fuck yourself"
My mom hates that name.
by Eric Marcus of Penoche, U of Fucking S A
thought it was a fart
put my hand down my underwear
it was a wet mess
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
bird flys in the wind
i see it over my head
it shits on my cheek
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
Come here little sheep
Your fur is so soft and white
Do you have VD?
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
I kick the midget
I laugh at his tiny dick
I think I smell cheese
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
i want to lick you
And feel you get really hard
And become insane
by to little john
i love to kiss you
i suck your passionate lips
harder and harder
by to emma of philadelphia, usa
Cold beverage in hand
Floating in warm gentle waves
I found paradise
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
The homeless woman
Has no pants and smells like poo
I spit on her face!!
by Eric Jello of Penoche, US of fuckin A
I am so happy
I never knew of true love
Until I met you
by Kathryn Tong of Garden City, USA
i dreamt of your lips
i gaze into your dark eyes
i miss you a lot
by alan lee of philadelphia, usa
the retarded boy
has no pants and smells like poo
I KILL HIM WITH STICK
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
stop looking at me
brown eye, I lick and suck it
uuum! she cums for me.
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
I once bit a possum
Forever he reminded me
Of burnt ball
by Trevor Scully of S'pore, S'pore
My father sells fishballs
Oh pray tis the bullock
I farted aloof
by Trevor Scully of Singapore, Singapore
My Scheherazade,
Janis keeps me with Haiku
I should be working.
by Robert Milby of Sant Cruz, USA
Everything is fine
I guess everything is fine
Yep, it's all ok
by Haiku Master of Canada
badda bing badda
boom can
by Scott Duncan of Toronto, Canada
Forgive me for the
Dew drops that I caused to flow
From your heart last night
by Kevin Doyle of Honolulu, US
I guess I forgot:
the haikus on these pages
are bad by design.
by Terry C. of New York City, Pennsylvania
BAD HAIKU
HORRIBLY BAD
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
DEATH ON A HILLTOP
ALL COOL AND SERENE
DEATH IS A DREAM
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
TIME IS A DRIFTER
WITH CANE AND HAT
TIME ENDS--ABRUPT DEATH
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
KILL ALL THY FOES
VANQUISH THE DEAD
DEATH WILL COME SOON
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
Hey! To be haiku,
the poem must allude to
one of the seasons
by Terry C of New York City, Pennsylvania
stumble in lift lid
groggy eyes spot spry Tabby
cat bats at my stream
by Mick of Toronto,
hardly touched the cap
used paper napkin to pump
hands STILL smell like gas
by Mick of Tor,
Who's the cat you won't
cop out when there is danger all
about? Shaft. Right On !
by Issac Hayes of Toronto, Canada
A rat is trying
to Gnaw it's way out of my
uterus. Mydol ?
by Terence G. of Toronto, Canada
Knowing what you want
by giving you
more than you expect
by Thumby of New York, USA
I hear the Spam ball
It bounces, porqua, porqua
A haiku of Spring
by -B. Tallen
Vanilla Ice, Man
The Hottest New Thang in Rap
Say hi to yer Mom
by Kavin Labin of Toron, Adanac
Angela
by angelabs@micron.net
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps my butt.
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
by Chris
Purple caretaker
Beloved but repetitive
Barney dies today
by Chris
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
by dcchris750@aol.com
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
by dcchris750@aol.com
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
All of yall's haikus
SUCK
mine don't
by Get Nude
roses are red
How in the HELL
do you write a haiku
by GET NUDE of Dunwoody, N. America
Flowers bloom in field
Sprouting all over the place
Like boils on my ass
by Slappy Center Square,
Rush is an ass-wipe!
Ignorant fans clap like seals!
Cracker rat bastards!
by The Notorious K.I.D. of Straight Outta Compton,
Haiku is the best
Maybe one thing is better:
That's Naked Haiku
by The Notorious K.I.D. of L.A. Face, Oakland Booty
Die, Alanis, Die
Teenage angst has paid off well
No green card for you
by The Notorious K.I.D. of Loverville, Planet Funktron
Marv, say it ain't so!
Funny sports guy or prevert?
I say "closet freak"
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
