i dreamt of your lips
i gaze into your dark eyes
i miss you a lot
by alan lee of philadelphia, usa
the retarded boy
has no pants and smells like poo
I KILL HIM WITH STICK
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
stop looking at me
brown eye, I lick and suck it
uuum! she cums for me.
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
I once bit a possum
Forever he reminded me
Of burnt ball
by Trevor Scully of S'pore, S'pore
My father sells fishballs
Oh pray tis the bullock
I farted aloof
by Trevor Scully of Singapore, Singapore
My Scheherazade,
Janis keeps me with Haiku
I should be working.
by Robert Milby of Sant Cruz, USA
Everything is fine
I guess everything is fine
Yep, it's all ok
by Haiku Master of Canada
badda bing badda
boom can
by Scott Duncan of Toronto, Canada
Forgive me for the
Dew drops that I caused to flow
From your heart last night
by Kevin Doyle of Honolulu, US
I guess I forgot:
the haikus on these pages
are bad by design.
by Terry C. of New York City, Pennsylvania
BAD HAIKU
HORRIBLY BAD
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
DEATH ON A HILLTOP
ALL COOL AND SERENE
DEATH IS A DREAM
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
TIME IS A DRIFTER
WITH CANE AND HAT
TIME ENDS--ABRUPT DEATH
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
KILL ALL THY FOES
VANQUISH THE DEAD
DEATH WILL COME SOON
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
Hey! To be haiku,
the poem must allude to
one of the seasons
by Terry C of New York City, Pennsylvania
stumble in lift lid
groggy eyes spot spry Tabby
cat bats at my stream
by Mick of Toronto,
hardly touched the cap
used paper napkin to pump
hands STILL smell like gas
by Mick of Tor,
Who's the cat you won't
cop out when there is danger all
about? Shaft. Right On !
by Issac Hayes of Toronto, Canada
A rat is trying
to Gnaw it's way out of my
uterus. Mydol ?
by Terence G. of Toronto, Canada
Knowing what you want
by giving you
more than you expect
by Thumby of New York, USA
I hear the Spam ball
It bounces, porqua, porqua
A haiku of Spring
by -B. Tallen
Vanilla Ice, Man
The Hottest New Thang in Rap
Say hi to yer Mom
by Kavin Labin of Toron, Adanac
Angela
by angelabs@micron.net
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps my butt.
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
by Chris
Purple caretaker
Beloved but repetitive
Barney dies today
by Chris
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
by dcchris750@aol.com
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
by dcchris750@aol.com
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
All of yall's haikus
SUCK
mine don't
by Get Nude
roses are red
How in the HELL
do you write a haiku
by GET NUDE of Dunwoody, N. America
Flowers bloom in field
Sprouting all over the place
Like boils on my ass
by Slappy Center Square,
Rush is an ass-wipe!
Ignorant fans clap like seals!
Cracker rat bastards!
by The Notorious K.I.D. of Straight Outta Compton,
Haiku is the best
Maybe one thing is better:
That's Naked Haiku
by The Notorious K.I.D. of L.A. Face, Oakland Booty
Die, Alanis, Die
Teenage angst has paid off well
No green card for you
by The Notorious K.I.D. of Loverville, Planet Funktron
Marv, say it ain't so!
Funny sports guy or prevert?
I say "closet freak"
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
So close, yet so far
I met the girl of my dream
Too bad she is twelve
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
He's a bad mother...
But I'm talkin' about Shaft!
Then we can dig it
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
im leaving so soon
but i swear i will be back
YOU CAN MARK MY WORDS.
by vixen of toronto,
i c an 't sp
el l or co u n t
t h is su cks
by Pheonix of Angwin, U.S.A
my dad calls me an
ingrate. but an ingrate is
better than inbread
by Pheonix of Angwin, U.S.A
i relly hate my damn
computer. it sucks relly hard!
i can't think of sh-
by Pheonix of Angwin, U.S.A
The hardest thing with
Haiku is that you run out
of room before you're
Matt Abraham
by matt_a@hotmail.com of Toronto, Canada
I used to work
for you guys
now i don't
by jamie wilkes of toronto, Canada
My Moths seem to be
Obsessed with negative space
Do they ever tire?
by Tom "flying eratically" Third of in a very dusty location, rturning my moth friends to the elements by squishing em
Moths eating my rice
Moths eating my coolest clothes
Fucking Omnivores
by Tom "Dialzinone, and Napthalene" Third of amongst the bugs, looking for the queen -
