yo, brother Rip Van
stop your chillin, wake up, and
get with the program
by Tom "Ripped, Vanned, and Winkled" Third of somewhere in the catskills, the picturesque catskills
Wake up Mr Bear
Stop hibernating will you!
Go get fat and mate
by Tom "Ursa Minor" Third of somewhere in the woods, the great north woods
My home address is
2097 Middle Road
in East Greenwich, RI
by Jack of East Greenwich, United States
I can't write Haiku
Counting syllables is hard
Aw, just forget it
by Matt Abraham of Toronto, CANADA
all your haiku's suck
suck your old grandmas big butt
Ive made my main point
by amos of yousuck enterprise, jamaka
All your haiku's suck
suck your no good grandmas butt
And thats my main point
by Amos of you suck Enterprise, America
I drink beer from a skull
I'm a Dane from Biscayne
who feels no viking shame
by T.S. Eliot of muncie, USA
I gave the grocer
the money and then stabbed
him in the nuts. Ouch.
by The Frog of Santa Clara, United States
We Call my sis "ANG"
It is short for Anglea
I do not know why
by Joe Story of Bentonville, US
A thought went through my
mind, briefly. The next day it
bit me on the nose.
by The Ambassador of Poetry of San Jose, America
I am now bleeding
Self mutilation is cool
I have many scars
by Opehlia Bean of Canada
I have a big gun
Very loudly it goes bang
you are now quite dead
by Opehlia Bean of Canada
My baby left me
She ran off with some dumb guy
Who ironed his shirts
by Mark McCarvill of Ottawa, Canada
I hate to iron
So I buy those wrinkle-free
White shirts at The Bay
by Mark McCarvill of Ottawa, Canada
This is far too bad
to be called a bad Haiku.
It is simply shit.
by Danny Lieblich of Tel-Aviv, Israel
Headlights project yellow
circles on dark black asphalt
State Trooper in trunk
by Lib Lib Libin of Toronto, Canada
The alarm goes off
As my head begins to ring
I reach for my ADVIL
by Juliet of New York, America
price check isle seven
is that the line i am in
damn! it has to be
by kevin l of raleigh,
i stand in the line
at the local wal-mart store
i wait patiently
by kevin l. of raleigh, usa
And here is the cat!
wearing dust and crappy rocks
he walks on my face.
by mel of Oakland, USA
Thank you o thank you
For your super haiku page
It brings me great joy
by chloeeeeeeee of Brighton, East Sussex, england
Tubby polar bears
do not drink Coca-Cola
but they will eat kids
by David Carter of Minneapolis, USA
people who can't count
as high as five or seven
should not write haiku!
by sarah felts of naples, italy
Brave Moonlight Sails thru Storm
clouds, but I was busy
watching David Letterman
by Ray of Grand Ledge,
The Rain Drips Slowly
A Sad Face At the Window
The Years are Hidden
by Chloe of Brighton, England
The Rain Drips Slowly
A Sad Face At the Window
The Years are Hidden
by Chloe of Brighton, England
Night before Christmas:
There's no stirring in the house;
Even the mice sleep.
by Eric Schulman of Charlottesville, USA
And what is realty?
It's the buying and selling
Of houses and land.
by Eric Schulman of Charlottesville, USA
Middle of winter
I think I am a snowflake
Or maybe I don't
by Fearless of Seattle,
Hot, wet sultry night
odor of musk assail the nose
peed my pants again
by K. Farrelly of Philadelphia, USA
Manly features caught,
jumping fences higher than high
primal scream springs forth
by Clark Kent of Smallville, USA
People laugh alot
reality is funny
I cannot get caught
by Biz-r the artistic of Toronto, Canada
People laugh alot
reality is funny
I cannot get caught
by Biz-r the artistic of Toronto, Canada
Doberman's teeth snap
biting butt cheeks' supple flesh
primal scream springs forth
by Stanley Blacker of West Chester, USA
Hello from the West
I had fun visiting you
Hope to talk again
by Alberta boy -
just for the fun o'
it. I'll remain in this place
or elsee I'm cabbage.
by John Clelland of Waterloo, Canada
A bad po em is
one thing. A bad Hai ku adds
up to sev en teen
by Matt of Toronto the good, Canada
It's been awhile since
I submitted a Haiku.
So then here is two
by Matt of The Megacity , Canada
man with a gun
shoot me in head
oh, the pain!!!
by Bernie of okc, usa
Lack of Breast
As the laser points and bullet enters your breast
your breast, you scream. Pieces of breast
fall in my mouth. Rather chewy.
by Jeff Rasmussen of Elgin, USA
Haiku removed at author's request.
by Anonymous Poet of Elgin, USA
She was small, white, round
Like that perfumed piece of soap
In the urinal
by David Carter
Cigarette butt caught in
urinal's screen, still,
here I drain the lizard
by Anonymous Poet of hurtsville, USA
GRRR
i pity you fool
grrRR
by MR.T of hurtsville, USA
Our Sweet Lord who conquers all
He loves you too, babe.
by Mr. Ed's Bad Pete Sampras Haiku Ltd. of Montréal,
Dried salt on my windshield
oriental brush strokes
made by heavy road equipment
by Ray of Grand Ledge,
Hawks hover, soar, pose above
stark winter tree,
no liquor sales till noon, Sunday
by Ray of Grand Ledge,
Old people drive so
slowly that I want to hit
them upside the head
by Saurav Sarkar of Great Neck, USA
darkness surrounds me
again the dumpster my friend
stupid mafia
by David Carter of Minneapolis, USA
I love the women
The women love me so much
I have gone crazy.
(Sean done knew that!!!!)
by Hawkeye of Hickville, USA
