BAD HAIKU
HORRIBLY BAD
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
DEATH ON A HILLTOP
ALL COOL AND SERENE
DEATH IS A DREAM
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
TIME IS A DRIFTER
WITH CANE AND HAT
TIME ENDS--ABRUPT DEATH
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
KILL ALL THY FOES
VANQUISH THE DEAD
DEATH WILL COME SOON
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
Hey! To be haiku,
the poem must allude to
one of the seasons
by Terry C of New York City, Pennsylvania
stumble in lift lid
groggy eyes spot spry Tabby
cat bats at my stream
by Mick of Toronto,
hardly touched the cap
used paper napkin to pump
hands STILL smell like gas
by Mick of Tor,
Who's the cat you won't
cop out when there is danger all
about? Shaft. Right On !
by Issac Hayes of Toronto, Canada
A rat is trying
to Gnaw it's way out of my
uterus. Mydol ?
by Terence G. of Toronto, Canada
Knowing what you want
by giving you
more than you expect
by Thumby of New York, USA
I hear the Spam ball
It bounces, porqua, porqua
A haiku of Spring
by -B. Tallen
Vanilla Ice, Man
The Hottest New Thang in Rap
Say hi to yer Mom
by Kavin Labin of Toron, Adanac
Angela
by angelabs@micron.net
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps my butt.
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
by Chris
Purple caretaker
Beloved but repetitive
Barney dies today
by Chris
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
by dcchris750@aol.com
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
by dcchris750@aol.com
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
by Chris
All of yall's haikus
SUCK
mine don't
by Get Nude
roses are red
How in the HELL
do you write a haiku
by GET NUDE of Dunwoody, N. America
Flowers bloom in field
Sprouting all over the place
Like boils on my ass
by Slappy Center Square,
Rush is an ass-wipe!
Ignorant fans clap like seals!
Cracker rat bastards!
by The Notorious K.I.D. of Straight Outta Compton,
Haiku is the best
Maybe one thing is better:
That's Naked Haiku
by The Notorious K.I.D. of L.A. Face, Oakland Booty
Die, Alanis, Die
Teenage angst has paid off well
No green card for you
by The Notorious K.I.D. of Loverville, Planet Funktron
Marv, say it ain't so!
Funny sports guy or prevert?
I say "closet freak"
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
So close, yet so far
I met the girl of my dream
Too bad she is twelve
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
He's a bad mother...
But I'm talkin' about Shaft!
Then we can dig it
by Nipsey of Atlanta, USA! USA! USA!
im leaving so soon
but i swear i will be back
YOU CAN MARK MY WORDS.
by vixen of toronto,
i c an 't sp
el l or co u n t
t h is su cks
by Pheonix of Angwin, U.S.A
my dad calls me an
ingrate. but an ingrate is
better than inbread
by Pheonix of Angwin, U.S.A
i relly hate my damn
computer. it sucks relly hard!
i can't think of sh-
by Pheonix of Angwin, U.S.A
The hardest thing with
Haiku is that you run out
of room before you're
Matt Abraham
by matt_a@hotmail.com of Toronto, Canada
I used to work
for you guys
now i don't
by jamie wilkes of toronto, Canada
My Moths seem to be
Obsessed with negative space
Do they ever tire?
by Tom "flying eratically" Third of in a very dusty location, rturning my moth friends to the elements by squishing em
Moths eating my rice
Moths eating my coolest clothes
Fucking Omnivores
by Tom "Dialzinone, and Napthalene" Third of amongst the bugs, looking for the queen -
yo, brother Rip Van
stop your chillin, wake up, and
get with the program
by Tom "Ripped, Vanned, and Winkled" Third of somewhere in the catskills, the picturesque catskills
Wake up Mr Bear
Stop hibernating will you!
Go get fat and mate
by Tom "Ursa Minor" Third of somewhere in the woods, the great north woods
My home address is
2097 Middle Road
in East Greenwich, RI
by Jack of East Greenwich, United States
I can't write Haiku
Counting syllables is hard
Aw, just forget it
by Matt Abraham of Toronto, CANADA
all your haiku's suck
suck your old grandmas big butt
Ive made my main point
by amos of yousuck enterprise, jamaka
All your haiku's suck
suck your no good grandmas butt
And thats my main point
by Amos of you suck Enterprise, America
I drink beer from a skull
I'm a Dane from Biscayne
who feels no viking shame
by T.S. Eliot of muncie, USA
I gave the grocer
the money and then stabbed
him in the nuts. Ouch.
by The Frog of Santa Clara, United States
We Call my sis "ANG"
It is short for Anglea
I do not know why
by Joe Story of Bentonville, US
A thought went through my
mind, briefly. The next day it
bit me on the nose.
by The Ambassador of Poetry of San Jose, America
I am now bleeding
Self mutilation is cool
I have many scars
by Opehlia Bean of Canada
