The 3 Stooges Beer
Moe, Larry, Curly, not Shemp
Make wonderful brew
by RAGNOR WINS!
The scab starts to form
Over wounds I never had
Aching deep inside
by RAGNOR WINS!
I say kill the fuck!
Your bike is an extension
of your own being.
by Tony's Grandpa
so they found the bike
although it was a bit bent
not unlike myself
by ash
Got to take a dump
Hey doggie, fetch the paper
This might take a while
by HaiPoo
indian mynahs
building that nest yet again
know death awaits you
by ash
stolen motorbike
the toy i used to possess
revs up someone else
by ash
So I passed him by
then turned to look at his hand.
The fuck flicked me off!
by SHAGGYDOO
I said, "what the fuck?!"
"You need to lead or follow!"
"Naw......just move grampy!"
by SHAGGYDOO
On the road of life
I passed an old man today
And he got pissed off!
by SHAGGYDOO
The Big Blue Marble.......
It''s a sensory highlight
If you see it right.
by Tony's Grandpa
See the Wa-Ta-Ta
Flapping in the Autumn breeze.
Pull your shorts up kid!
by Tony's Grandpa
I once considered
suicide, but then I saw
an American Flag
by Scott of Alton,
Deep in the shadows
Zephyr fondles the dead leaves
Giving Fall its Name
by Scott of Alton
Virgin so Tempted
Stand upon ye pedestal
And laugh at our Hell
by Scott of Alton,
Kenneth, Shaggydog,
Scrunty and Ash, Tony''s Gramp
Hollywood, Yall Come
by Scott of Alton,
Simon, Garfunkel
I''m lefthanded, and that is
The true hand to use
by Scott of Alton,
I will Continue
to Continue to pretend
That life will NOT end
by Scott of Alton,
Spit out the gristle
Mom and Dad handed to you
And chew your own bone
by Scott of Alton,
Bad Haikuism
Is a major work of art
That can''t be mastered
Bad Haikuism
Is Jibberish with scant form
and Boneheadedness
Bad Haikuism
Spouting Tourretical Bull
To cherish bad taste
Bad Haikuism
Is it''s own witty
by Scott of Alton,
Big bug up her ass
If only I was that bug
I would fucking bite!
by Kackarott
Ah! So beautiful
The full moon rising tonight...
Like big gazonga.
by Moonstruck of Far East
I can''t stand this job,
I can''t stand this fucking life...
So who gives a shit?
by Suicidal
Kay Sarah Sarah
Harmonica Monica
Cum Bye Ya A Lot
by Scott of Alton,
Those things are heavy
Just put wings on a building
...airplanes... are a bitch!
by Kackarott
let me calculate your pi
check out my square root
math is the language of love
by Thunder Stork
a cock in the hand
is not like two in the bush
clean-up really sucks
by Thunder Stork
I got to get gone
Life waits out my back window
like a good hard dump
by Scott of Alton,
Halloween Candy,
Children, and Jack O'' Lanterns
Hit and Run Remnants
by Scott of Alton,
Sex raps at my door
Like a Top 40 doo wop
Fugetabaddit!!
by Scott of Alton,
She lives with passion
Searching for the words of past
To fill future books
by SHAGGYDOO
Urine-slicked bathrooms
At the local McDonalds
are quite dangerous
by Vlad of Boise, Turkey
Natural Ice Beer
There isn''t much that tastes worse
But it gets you drunk
by Kevin of Mongolia
For all you X-Philes
New season starts on Sunday
The truth is out there
by Frohike
A falling snowflake
Settles on my tongue and tastes
Like dirty water
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I were Buffy
I''d stay at home all the time
Playing with myself
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
At death, freeze my head
Cryogenic afterlife
New world, future shock
by eroc
Old man is senile
Machine body, mind of bytes
Reboot my grandpa
by eroc
Electric Toothbrush
Removes all the plaque from those
Hard to reach places
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Your computer screen
Isn''t feeding, it''s frying
Try turning it off
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
All technology
Only hides us from the truth
Ruth (single, horny)
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The blackness descends
Like a carpet wrapped round an
Iraqi hostage
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Yay it`s Hallowe`en!
Pass me that bowl of sweeties
And the Valium.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I just met a man
Whose fingers smelled of kebabs,
Or so he told me.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Your epiglottis,
Your globus hystericus
Moves. Is something wrong?
by Scrunty Hardbody
My favourite tree
Dropped all its leaves yesterday.
My favourite tree.
by Scrunty Hardbody
The hours trundle past
Like those clubland refugees
In the toilet queue.
by Scrunty Hardbody
The clocks have gone back.
But where on Earth have they gone?
Where? Clock Ibiza?
by Scrunty Hardbody
genshi bakudan!
such a justification.
such a price. who paid?
by dharmacop of fenton, usa
You haven''t been born
until you get out of town
and see where you''re from
by SHAGGYDOO
