generating text
with glaring lack of merit
seems an ill pursuit

on my knees before
master of verbosity
myriad pressed keys

a wretched one now
rigid-syllabic blank verse
produces nothing

rules
what rulez
i don't need no haiku rouse

a confessional:
bereft of novel concepts
i merely react

haven't time to read
all of the posted horseshite
gimme a moment

a feeble tandem
hammer and battlepuppy
I quoth: bring it on!

suck it,
sick it hard,
do it now.

please.......

brew it
do it
now

winter cycling
clear blue sky
bittersweet last turn

only one more left
i'll see you in hell finals
i wish i could sleep

feet shuffling quick
as the meager boxspring creaks
mid-sleep foot spasms

in winter silence
rhythm of white elegance
swans drift slowly by

some are born artists
or have gifts in sports, words, song...
me - i brood real good

"...underwear model...
...best body...smartest person...
...nice to hear from you..."

Oh, those glasses, that
little polka-dot dress...spank
me Mrs. Beasley!

Willett, one question
when you're outside your igloo
do you play hockey?

Got it at first try
And even not my language -
Very proud of that

2 synonymous
3-word compliant haikus -
New challenge to meet

One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met

Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic

Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory

these songs
for you
u2

Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.

Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?

I will post again
If I do not see it now -
... Oh no, not again!

What is going on?
Did the server loose one piece
of precious poetry?

What if I started
with just one thing at a time -
And improving then?

On the other hand -
Do you really have to be
all of them at once?

This is difficult -
being creative, funny,
clear and still oneself

apa kabar, R
sakit keraska ia ?
sayang sekali

cunning linguist
but if no-one understands
what good's the message ?

Hadrachat tochnah -
Bizbuz zman, hizdamnut, o...
shlichut reghilah?

my apologies
seems i can't tell scotch from scott
all just gaelic breath

similar only
la-la-la, la-la-la-la
not wo-yo-yo.....

huh?

"buffalo soldier"
and the banana splits song...
rasta la la la la

i just don't get the
bananna split reference for
bob marley...oh well

CANADA PART 2
It is very rainy
I am still dry in my house
Im not in an Igloo!

CANADA PART 1.
Im in Canada!
I am not in an Igloo!
It is not snowing

So am i "Willett"?
Or am i "Of Canada"?
Im really bad at this!

Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku

entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors

unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...

sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts

let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys

I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off

what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?

Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.

brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts