What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that

What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means

Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire

Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine

how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?

FUCK YOU ALL

irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...

oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me

and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest

superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed

ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter

two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"

coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall

wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps

FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE

I'm drying my socks
and waiting for tomorrow
super Saturday

one part gasoline
and one part spaghetti sauce
mix well and serve two

once upon a time
I was a tiny rabbit
now I am a stew

Batman and Robin
Superman and Spiderman
Captain USA

cover your big mouth
with a surfboard or duct tape
I'm watching the game

red blue orange white
purple green pink brown yellow
black black black black black

Happy Happy Day
it's not my birthday, no, no
it's just Saturday

come here and drink this
purple fizz, something alive
something in my gut

three three eleven
forty-six plus eighty-five
one-hundred and one?

elephant disco
rumble bumble boom boom boom
this is a stick-up.

I dream of horses
who by ice turn fragile white
in the arctic night

Hey, I bet that in
Iraq, you can't wake up to
buy a forty-nine
dollar DVD
player six in the morning
God Bless America

A poem was the
plan, now a haiku, couldn't
rhyme with tryptophan

crystal granola
(he won't look under the soap)
spare change, kind brother?

original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition

original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition

gobble goodie goof
fishsticks and buttermilk, please!
talk with your mouth full

na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na nu

I'm sifting: placid
guru knife oxygen blip
hangnail yesteryear

old crow baloney
a swatch of nightmare again
read my old lips, dude

ghost burrito nine
ion ion ion ion cone
she shaw she shaw shaw

wizard flake custard
potato pie and coleslaw
one hundred pimples

ahh na na na na
eep up up up up eep up
ahh neep neep neep neep

helicopter ride
fish eyes witch eyes hamburger
cherry applesauce

green robot massage
old silver-plated pliers
a cop stopped me cold

and sex and light and
underwater laser lights
plastic tomato

tapeworm energy
my my my and what a face
forever hungry

dagnabbit! now twice!
from last maestro through
this, credit is mine

vulgar terms. Sorry
maestro's utterance beneath
damn that field of "Name:"

accumulation
wields no value in spirit
Iraq v. Tex' ... Fuck!

props (pardon my slang)
to haiku five hundred Scott
for helmeted wit

an insipid post
no one ever fought for spam
ingratitude sucks

Turkey: Mmmm, good stuff-
It is my bird of choice, see?
Big, dumb, tasty bird.

Let's all kill Saddam
Because a few years ago
We gave him weapons

well....eat good turkey
and remember, it's for this that

we fight our wars for