Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
accumulation
wields no value in spirit
Iraq v. Tex' ... Fuck!
Haiku # 23599 November 28, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
props (pardon my slang)
to haiku five hundred Scott
for helmeted wit
Haiku # 23598 November 28, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by maestro
an insipid post
no one ever fought for spam
ingratitude sucks
Haiku # 23597 November 28, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by ap
Turkey: Mmmm, good stuff-
It is my bird of choice, see?
Big, dumb, tasty bird.
Haiku # 23596 November 28, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Mark
Let's all kill Saddam
Because a few years ago
We gave him weapons
Haiku # 23595 November 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by groggo of hell
well....eat good turkey
and remember, it's for this that

we fight our wars for
Haiku # 23594 November 28, 2002 5:12 am ET
by k of White Trash Central
you know what it is?
it's that 'cooler than thou' thing
that really bugs me
Haiku # 23593 November 28, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of there's a reason i live in northeren california
am i just jaded?
it seems that if i had been
on drugs, beck might rock



(naw, probably not)
Haiku # 23592 November 28, 2002 5:00 am ET
by k
turkey tomorrow
cooked bird, ass full of stuffing
gluttony abides
Haiku # 23591 November 28, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k of going to sebastopol...where?....trust me, it's nice there
no intensity
nothing to grab me except
the drunk guy near me
Haiku # 23590 November 28, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k of whatever happened to dropping the act in favor of a good jam?
saw beck and flaming
lips...it was a 'show' all right
in LA style
Haiku # 23589 November 28, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k of (note...LA isn't necessarily a 'good' thing)
Inspectors, beware-
Lies, Lies, Lies- watch your back man-
Saddam plans war again.
Haiku # 23588 November 28, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Mark
I'm George B, I own
a Ford Extinction and I'm
a Gasshole...Hi George!
Haiku # 23587 November 27, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
it's sterile hanging
behind a firewall
cast out for lack of
Haiku # 23586 November 27, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the noose is hanging
and waiting for the man to
step in, and jump in
Haiku # 23585 November 27, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
johnny walked the line
put dollar bills behind strings
guitar percussion
Haiku # 23584 November 27, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Mellie, they told me that at Sun Studio, Memphis
we rule the world now
and we all drive S U Vs
what am i missing
Haiku # 23583 November 27, 2002 5:23 am ET
by ap
saw johnny cash on
the TV 2 nite, he's still
a hero of mine
Haiku # 23582 November 27, 2002 4:13 am ET
by k
i agree...let's bomb
Iraq, buy large SUV's
and then rule the world


(or what's left of it)
Haiku # 23581 November 27, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k of Purrsian Golf
winter sun warms us
well into fall....a petri dish
for all to enjoy
Haiku # 23580 November 27, 2002 4:09 am ET
by k of san francisco....land of no fricken' rain!
can't wait for turkey
stuffing and potatoes and
family torture....
Haiku # 23579 November 27, 2002 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey Marc...let's have an
intellectual debate
over this issue

YOU'RE NOT THINKING IT THROUGH!!!
Haiku # 23578 November 27, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k
blah blah bomb Iraq
blah blah blah we are good blah
blah America

BLAH!
Haiku # 23577 November 27, 2002 4:02 am ET
by k
thought processes - good
do we bomb all that is "bad"
and none of what's good
Haiku # 23576 November 27, 2002 12:59 am ET
by scotch of (i mean, we don't "n' sync" for instance, although i get bombed on occasion...)
Saddam Hussein - bad
Chemical, nuclear, war
Smack down on his a$$.
Haiku # 23575 November 26, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Encroachment, word thief-
Stop venting bad childhood here
Count backwards from ten.
Haiku # 23574 November 26, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Haiku, bold effort.
Smell the stinch of failure now.
Hot Chocolate - Good.
Haiku # 23573 November 26, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by Mark McGill
can't stand M & M
though he's gone really quite far
on little talent
Haiku # 23572 November 26, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ...sheesh, no accounting for American's taste!
like I said...eminem
impressions, do they improve
"ditziness" or just release steam?
Haiku # 23571 November 26, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
oh, and by the way
k? refreshing talent here
one of two or three
Haiku # 23570 November 26, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by ...for sure
must agree with k
"some internet ditz" sad case...
I.Q. 45?
Haiku # 23569 November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by ...maybe
why is k doing the eminem so and
so is such and such thing?
Haiku # 23568 November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is a lot to
say about wasting talents
or burying them
Haiku # 23567 November 26, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
unrefreshingly
naive...you set yourself up
like a bowling pin
Haiku # 23566 November 26, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by k
some chick...I think you
get a hard time because you're
unbelievable
Haiku # 23565 November 26, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by k
donut shop robbed, cops
raised questions, owner's face glazed
story full of holes
Haiku # 23564 November 26, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
This is bad haiku
Counting five and seven syl's
Anonymity
Haiku # 23563 November 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Maybe it's better
not knowing who each one is -
But maybe it's not
Haiku # 23562 November 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by R. of PT
K, you thought I was
Moxie? it that why you gave
me such a hard time?
I am sorry if
you thought I was Moxie but
trust me I am not
Haiku # 23561 November 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by some internet chick
Was just thinking why
for no apparent reason -
didn't write for a week
Haiku # 23560 November 26, 2002 5:12 am ET
by R. of PT
That was not our goal
That was not our purpose -
Quick celebrity
Haiku # 23559 November 26, 2002 5:06 am ET
by R. of PT
I just eyed the stats -
With no special intention
PT now twenty
Haiku # 23558 November 26, 2002 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Funny seven syl's -
When appropriately chosen
are shorter than five
Haiku # 23557 November 26, 2002 4:56 am ET
by R. of PT
i guess some chick is
actually not moxie as
i had thought, but real....
Haiku # 23556 November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k of perplexed to say the least
Well, why use one's name
While anonymity is
unanimous here
Haiku # 23555 November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
blue and deeper blue
don't begin to describe the
color of my dreams
Haiku # 23554 November 26, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k
another project
of art and craft, but this one
remains top secret
Haiku # 23553 November 26, 2002 4:22 am ET
by k
WHAT one and only???
PUH-LEEZE! give us all a break
"nothing special chick"
Haiku # 23552 November 25, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by new name for internet ditz
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
I am the one and only
Whos using my name?!?!?!?
Haiku # 23551 November 25, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone in the world
while around me there whirled all
who live for the crowd
Haiku # 23550 November 25, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar