crystal granola
(he won't look under the soap)
spare change, kind brother?

original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition

original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition

gobble goodie goof
fishsticks and buttermilk, please!
talk with your mouth full

na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na nu

I'm sifting: placid
guru knife oxygen blip
hangnail yesteryear

old crow baloney
a swatch of nightmare again
read my old lips, dude

ghost burrito nine
ion ion ion ion cone
she shaw she shaw shaw

wizard flake custard
potato pie and coleslaw
one hundred pimples

ahh na na na na
eep up up up up eep up
ahh neep neep neep neep

helicopter ride
fish eyes witch eyes hamburger
cherry applesauce

green robot massage
old silver-plated pliers
a cop stopped me cold

and sex and light and
underwater laser lights
plastic tomato

tapeworm energy
my my my and what a face
forever hungry

dagnabbit! now twice!
from last maestro through
this, credit is mine

vulgar terms. Sorry
maestro's utterance beneath
damn that field of "Name:"

accumulation
wields no value in spirit
Iraq v. Tex' ... Fuck!

props (pardon my slang)
to haiku five hundred Scott
for helmeted wit

an insipid post
no one ever fought for spam
ingratitude sucks

Turkey: Mmmm, good stuff-
It is my bird of choice, see?
Big, dumb, tasty bird.

Let's all kill Saddam
Because a few years ago
We gave him weapons

well....eat good turkey
and remember, it's for this that

we fight our wars for

you know what it is?
it's that 'cooler than thou' thing
that really bugs me

am i just jaded?
it seems that if i had been
on drugs, beck might rock



(naw, probably not)

turkey tomorrow
cooked bird, ass full of stuffing
gluttony abides

no intensity
nothing to grab me except
the drunk guy near me

saw beck and flaming
lips...it was a 'show' all right
in LA style

Inspectors, beware-
Lies, Lies, Lies- watch your back man-
Saddam plans war again.

I'm George B, I own
a Ford Extinction and I'm
a Gasshole...Hi George!

it's sterile hanging
behind a firewall
cast out for lack of

the noose is hanging
and waiting for the man to
step in, and jump in

johnny walked the line
put dollar bills behind strings
guitar percussion

we rule the world now
and we all drive S U Vs
what am i missing

saw johnny cash on
the TV 2 nite, he's still
a hero of mine

i agree...let's bomb
Iraq, buy large SUV's
and then rule the world


(or what's left of it)

winter sun warms us
well into fall....a petri dish
for all to enjoy

can't wait for turkey
stuffing and potatoes and
family torture....

hey Marc...let's have an
intellectual debate
over this issue

YOU'RE NOT THINKING IT THROUGH!!!

blah blah bomb Iraq
blah blah blah we are good blah
blah America

BLAH!

thought processes - good
do we bomb all that is "bad"
and none of what's good

Saddam Hussein - bad
Chemical, nuclear, war
Smack down on his a$$.

Encroachment, word thief-
Stop venting bad childhood here
Count backwards from ten.

Haiku, bold effort.
Smell the stinch of failure now.
Hot Chocolate - Good.

can't stand M & M
though he's gone really quite far
on little talent

like I said...eminem
impressions, do they improve
"ditziness" or just release steam?

oh, and by the way
k? refreshing talent here
one of two or three

must agree with k
"some internet ditz" sad case...
I.Q. 45?

why is k doing the eminem so and
so is such and such thing?

There is a lot to
say about wasting talents
or burying them

unrefreshingly
naive...you set yourself up
like a bowling pin