How far is Far Rock?
How far away is away?
How vast is the map?

Terminal Lake



Although they know no other waters
and have no creation myths,
the fish don't like it here: no way out,
no river to swim upstream or down.
Terminal Lake squats there,
its belly filled by springs, oh rain
and ice and snow. It's deep,
Terminal Lake, and no one's gone to the bottom
and come back up.
All's blind down there, and cold.
From above, it's a huge black coin,
it's as if the real lake is drained
and this lake is the drain: gaping, language-
less, suck- and sinkhole.


-Thomas Lux

actually, make that
urban SNOB instead of slob
suits me better

crack head asks us how
to get to Far Rockaway
look at a map, jerk

ask a floating oak
for sound advice and it says
"No, I'm a split pear"!

already wrapped it
but it has a poem glued
inside with some fish.....

a dream box is where
one puts things having to do
with interiors

What glory is this?
Morning wood is the hardest
I have a big cock

through a puff of breath
I see a fir tree tremble
in the wintry light

would love to see that
a dream box filled such as yours
can we see a pic?

A billion lives lost,
whole worlds destroyed, led up to
this epic battle
of evil vs.
goodness: Onjaysun fights the
About Blank Pop-Up!

can't catch my subie
355 crank HP
the turbo just screeeems

made a "dream box" for
my mother's birthday. Inside...
water and poems

g'day moxie maaate
gladly I admit it too
others more fucked up

well, I have been fucked
but haven't fucked off
so, I still post sometimes

"Jesus Loves Me More"
is the sticker appearing
on Scotch's auto.....

ha! being *shrink-wrapped*
and packaged is hard enough,
but then no money?

you dreamt you were small?
i've no idea what that means
better ask a shrink

"do you love that guy?"
i'm pointing to a bumper
jesus rolls his eyes

unhurt but shaken,
jesus creates a speed trap
to snare subarus

i dreamt i was small
enough to be shipped fedex
but not enough cash

jesus doesn't use
his goddamned turn signal and
is run off the road

jesus swerves to miss
a drifting cell phone yakker,
swearing softly: "elvis!"

"hey, this wine is good.
where did you get it again?"
"i made it myself."

"shouldn't we get gas?
we've been driving for hours."
jesus smiles, drives on

what would jesus drive?
i keep thinking "festiva"
a hitchhiker's dream

random meat to eat
what is fun?-turduckin-meat
neopolatan

If Google doesn't
count "a's", why should I. Call it
haikuic license.

The day finally came
Dad sat me down for "the talk"
and said, "Jacko's a freak!"

Seen some people count
three syllables in "haiku" -
But it's only two

There's snow on the ground
here in Toronto, but it
will all melt today

The fresh bloody wounds
Of a war of words lingers
Around this bad place

Yirushalaim -
Irenu hakedoshah
Per sempre vivra'

Avinu Melech -
Im birtzonchah, kabel et
bakashoteinu

Avinu Melech -
Titkabalna beratzon
tefilloteinu

Scompaia l'empio
Si perda il malvagio -
Sol resti chi Vuoi

Ode al Cielo -
Ma non potra' bastare
Per dir l'immenso

moxie has a cunt?
moxie is a cunt mostly
has mox fucked off yet?

Guerre gratuite,
brutto affare, vero?
Devono finir!

Far too many doubts -
Should learn to accept all things
just the way they come

Un tout petit somme
au bon moment c'est mon reve
depuis tres longtemps

Dormi, e pesci
non piglierai di certo -
Svegliati e fa'

some internet chick
seems like moxie with a cunt
moxie has a...... cunt??????

The guy who figured
Haiku war truly will work
Really should be shot

The guy who figured
College was a good idea
Really should be shot

somehow people know
when a loser's in the midst
go for jugular

Not being a baby
or even childish, but
what's it all about

I just want to know
why you always single me out
and ripe on my stuff

NEWS FLASH for you two
I dont care what you think
not gonna stop writing

i was just curious
about your age, no statement
of hate there is there?

some internet chick
GOD girl what a baby YOU
it isn't just k