polar bears gather
aurora borealis
pass me a Coke, dude
by The Great Went of Canada
i'm falling head first
into a torrid romance
brain in my penis
by The Great Went of Canada
people run screaming
Tokyo is on fire
Godzilla is back!!
by The Great Went of Canada
dancing in the club
the sweat is pouring off me
dancing on the edge
by The Great Went of Canada
Sorry for your loss,
Death is always very near,
Seek comfort in God
by Tea of HI
today i am sad
my uncle died this morning
cancer is the worst
:(
by Anonymous Poet
hit and run words hit
and run, not seen , just spewed on walls
dreams of anger
by Moxie
under the arches
in my wired cuneiform
is something's a foot ?
by ash
I mumbled something.
With a gun in your mouth, you
just speak in vowels.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
ornamental plum
blushing pink in my courtyard
the wind is frigid
by ash
crackbabies crying
mommy's in the alley, kid
sucking cock again
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
bukkake my face
if you're not sure what that is
i'll glady explain...
by Boobie Kennedy
the fat lady dies
and goes to Hostess Heaven
where's the creme filling???
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
the fat blob chases
the ice cream man through the town
Rosie would be proud
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
my Mom has told me
my skull is filled with dark thoughts
am i a shit head?
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
my head is buzzing
there is a pain on my tongue
eating bees is bad
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse
my angel is near
her hand is in my pocket
give back my wallet!!
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse
keep staring at me
i will gut you like a fish
then i'll stare at you
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse
Scientology
L.Ron.Hubbard fantasy
fake church made millions
OT level three
means operating thetan
leave body behind
show me now show me
knock hats off at ten paces
its all just bullshit
by bad haiku addict of workinglate
Ninja's got mad skillz.
Run along roof in daylight.
Flip down and kill whites.
by #1 stunna of g-twon. yes that's spelled right.
Anna Gatlin is
best. She's the light of my life.
Viva la Anna!
by Will of grenvile
It's just wrong to make
fun of his girlfriend. He blow
you up. She's cross-eyed!!!!!!!
by #1 stunna of g-town
Ninja need get disk.
Mad bomber and cop. FUCK PLOT!
Ninja verse Ninja!!!!!!!
by #1 stunna of g-town
Chinese breakfast of
eggs. Suspenseful ketchep drops.
Hot damn! Foreshadow!
by #1 stunna of g-cuz
Your eyes are like stars
Twinkleing far in the sky
Suck me beautiful!
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Fuck Dammit
Sixty-something old,
white ninja can't fight for shit.
Gay sword chops....THREE MORE!!!!!
by #1 stunna of g-town
You need to work on
your ninja kung-fu and then
I'll let you fight me.
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
You want a sandwich?
Why don't you get out of here.
It's ok, dad's here.
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
The Hobbits are off
To the Great House of Elrond.
Rivendell kicks ass.
by #1 stunna of g-town holla
Daddy, Daddy! He put
flowers in my hair and made
me drink grape juice! Wah!
by Tardy Chink Kid (aka #1 stunna) of g-town
you motherfucker!
i can't believe you did this!
but then i love you...
by Daren of 515
Follow directions
First- think of a Bad Haiku
Then- release it here
by The Great Went of Canada
The playground is full
Of screaming, whining children
Our future looks grim...
by The Great Went of Canada
Can't handle the truth?
Your Mom said you were handsome
Little rat-faced git!
by The Great Went of Canada
Scientology
Cruise, Travolta & Elfman
Overpaid nut jobs
by The Great Went of Canada
My brain is so full
Fillling my eyes with pictures
Every single night.
by WyldKyss
Big collage
little pebblesunexepected
icream in my
coffee
by Eric of Vernon, BC
Ninja fights ninja.
Bomber molests little boy.
The ninja kung-fu.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
porn on my tv
looks better on DVD
than videotape
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a slack jawed yokel
pushing a cart thru Wal-Mart
pickled pigs feet sale
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
damn- my rubber broke!
don't want kids or a disease
grandma's got a cock
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
lying to the cops
makes me feel like a tough guy
stick it to the man
by finkelstein
paws grip my flesh tight
doggie hips buck back and forth
stop humping my leg!!!!
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
damn- she's on the rag
better stay out of her way
a Kotex nightmare
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
breast feed in public
what do i care? go ahead
whip out those puppies!
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
i know iv says stuff
i can make it up to you?
damn cat still stratch me
by Lips McCoy
hmmm, head with this bitsh
why she stop for a minute?
i fires shots up nose
by Lips McCoy
i think taco bell
shold sell the taco online
i know id buy it
by Lips McCoy
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit Sock to old man
