HAIKU
HAIKU
HAIKU
by Anonymous Poet
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Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
by Napol
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please
by Betty's Mom
mY mOm Is A wHoRe
My SiStEr Is A cUm SlUt
GrAnDmA's GoT a CoCk
by Anonymous Poet
yaawwwwwnnnnA
by Anonymous Poet
I'm so damn irish
that when I shower I cut
my soap with a knife
by Anonymous Poet
bongo bongo plotz
ting ting ting humpa humpa
big bam schlongo hai
by kin corn karn
you horny biznotch
get me ready for lovin
now suck on the rod
post-lubrication
I fuck you in the rectum
and damn is it good
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off you god damn
pope, you are fucking up the
telie schedule
by Anonymous Poet
perfidious fart
why why hast thou deserted me
pleasing aroma
by ap
sigh...fuck off moxie!
by Anonymous Poet
in a rush, limbaugh...
climb a hill, capricorn, man
but do what thou wilt?
by Moxie
k sarong, sarong,
and two sarongs do not make it right,
what will freeze will freeze.
by Anonymous Poet
Yes, Bad Haiku is
an aggregate of souls, who
form a floating world,
Individuals
Are lost, through accident or
Despair, one by one.
by Bad Haiku historian
i love my sarong
but it's winter here right now
and my balls aren't brass
by ash
Maybe they have been
to Thailand or just want you
think they have been there?
by Anonymous Poet
Men in dresses here,
Harbingers of summer-time,
Baker Street coolies.
by Art-town denizen
last night's storyboard
a tropical explorer
without any cares
by ash
new autumn colors
are rustling in my mailbox
j. crew has arrived
"distant from the world"
that's what "telemundo" means
you missed the sunset
by scotch, to haiku challenger
It dies for a while
Then without any notice
It comes back again
by Janis
bad haiku is dead
there is nothing more to say
long live bad haiku!
by Anonymous Poet
a man in a dress
offering wine and wafers
it makes me wonder
by ash
sorry honey I was drunk
by Anonymous Poet
Why do I chase you?
You are way out of my reach
I think I'll stop now
by Amanda of Staunton, VA
Why I feel ignored
is way too complicated
Stupid guys hurt me
by Amanda of Staunton, VA
The pope is in town
Time to sell some Popesicles
And burn Pope-pourri
by Janis
wake up america
see the light
and make it right
uproot that Bush
by al gore of washington,d.c.
-=sighs=- Is it to late?
Why am I waiting so long?
I don't know, I'm dumb
by JD
Make observation
(half serious at its best)
Prepare for attack
by Janis
these superficial
desires are your road to
ruin, don't sell out for lust
by Anonymous Poet
fool, slave, pig-farm party-girl...
grow up
by Anonymous Poet
American
by Anonymous Poet
then move on to China, Korea, Taiwan, the middle east, and then really look closely at the American (fucked up) culture.... they are doomed
by Anonymous Poet
stop doing crack, and
for instance do a study
of African history
by Anonymous Poet
janis get your mind
out of the american
patriotic toilet
by Anonymous Poet
Oh ya then you're right,
China's the most powerful
Nation in the world
by Janis
but I think it is honey
by Anonymous Poet
Majority rules?
If so then the earth would be
Run by the Chinese
(.... it's not)
by Janis
translation challenge
change limerick to haiku
here's an example
Young man from Boston
bought Austin. Room for ass, gas
but balls eroaded
by echo
alas! woe is me!
clicked a link but got no page
no porn for Studboy :(
by studboy of Venice, CA
my escape is set
I'm off to join the bunnies
angoraophobic?
that was the old me
i'm hopping right into it
how are your toes ash?
by mellie
escape while you can
this site is a poison pill
with a candy shell
by Anonymous Poet
Sweaty on a deck,
where I found out about this
delicious web site.
by kAtiE
put your mouth on it
oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait
jesus christ your teeth
by Kackarott
Pizza guy pauses
my order interupted
the world is corrupt
by Betty LeBomb
for mox 21219
"It has always seemed absurd to suppose that a God would choose for his companions, during all eternity, the dear souls whose highest and only ambition is to obey." -- R.G. Ingersoll
by friend of bad haiku of here and now
hey don't drop the soap
you're not fully clean unless
you're zest fully clean
by cubby ralston
