Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

You lay there on the floor
You're eyes looking in to mine
I hold you up, giving support
Your delicate face not giving a sign
Haiku # 20027, April 30, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20026, April 30, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tawny Kitaen pleas
says she is so innocent
didn't beat hubby
Haiku # 20025, April 30, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by A. Musing (Cleveland Indian pitcher Chuck Finley must be a WIMP?!)
it is kind of sad
that haiku twenty thousand
wasn't one at all
Haiku # 20024, April 30, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(that did make me smile
good attempt, i'll give you that
but way off the mark)
Haiku # 20023, April 30, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by re #20021
oh, just do your worst
i'm so far beyond caring
want my name? take it
Haiku # 20022, April 30, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by scott, but not using this name again for a while
he lifted my kilt
for the first time, last evening,
how can I go back?
Haiku # 20021, April 30, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by scott, sorry ladies I have found something new
with sweet stolen sighs
tempted by a stranger's glance
I took t'was offered
Haiku # 20020, April 30, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by Lolita
i pretended sleep
but the mirror tempted me
with sweet stolen sights
Haiku # 20019, April 30, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by scott (sigh)
you reap what you sow
perhaps less fertilizer
would yield poetry
Haiku # 20018, April 30, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by scott
the thing is about
these haikus is that they should
be about something

other than "f-off Moxie"
or me whining about something
or some drama?
Haiku # 20017, April 30, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by Mox
as the new light breaks
bad haiku seems so pointless
what a night i had
Haiku # 20016, April 30, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by scott
and now Moxie says
please mind your f-s and b-s
thank you, please drive thru

a red light
Haiku # 20015, April 30, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20014, April 30, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ye olde ol' or OLD
no matter what I try here
nothing comes out right
Haiku # 20013, April 30, 2002 1:11 pm ET
by A. Musing losing her touch at twenty-five!?!?!
in Maine many mass?
had no idea those 'ol yanks
hell-bent Catholics
Haiku # 20012, April 30, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by A. Musing
shit kid, seems like you
need to get out to the country more
Haiku # 20011, April 30, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
i hate you friggin geeks and your sucky haikus
you're all better than the next
humor is nonexistent here with you fucking holier-than though jerks.
Haiku # 20010, April 30, 2002 11:32 am ET
by cheesedog
Ah, Boston, well, we
like the Red Sox up here but
in maine many Mass

people drive too damn fast
Haiku # 20009, April 30, 2002 11:32 am ET
by Moxie
Well, it's a snipping
contest...xxx
love y'all later
Haiku # 20008, April 30, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
*twelve*

geez, can't spell OR type today

back to work I guess...
Haiku # 20007, April 30, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Boston gal
I call it a day
first twleve hours fairly light
then it fades to black
Haiku # 20006, April 30, 2002 11:21 am ET
by A. Musing
Sarcasm is lost
On many here in webland
I call it a day.

(Bye)
Haiku # 20005, April 30, 2002 11:19 am ET
by WyldKyss
chubby buddha smiles
huge, bronze and stationary
Hong Kong memories
Haiku # 20004, April 30, 2002 11:18 am ET
by Boston gal ( first time lost in "Chinatown")
don't you liberals
get me wrong, you have potential
but if you waste it

pussies are cowards
right? why don't I drive by
and show how much of a man
I am and get thrown in jail?
Haiku # 20003, April 30, 2002 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
you get lost very much
hacking for weaknesses
Christian, not give up

trying to save foolish heathens...
Haiku # 20002, April 30, 2002 11:14 am ET
by Moxie
lost in Chinatown
looking for some good Dim Sum
Asians everywhere
Haiku # 20001, April 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by A. Musing
like the demons
taunted Jesus, "you worthless whore..."
then they were beaten

like Hitler, killing
till he killed himself
people full of hate, die when

Haiku # 20000, April 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
fresh meat? do they
serve you with chili or?
do you just come with cheese?
Haiku # 19999, April 30, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie of glares at cheesedog
ah, well, we remember
the gang wars in East and West
coast? Over socks I think...

Haiku # 19998, April 30, 2002 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
looking for normal
rhythms of spring ebb and flow
impossible here
Haiku # 19997, April 30, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Boston gal (waiting for the sun)
you friggin pussies
i want to throw up chunks
go jump off a bridge
Haiku # 19996, April 30, 2002 11:05 am ET
by cheesedog
hock a loogie at
a lawn sale and see how many
donate money there
Haiku # 19995, April 30, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
cthulhu sat down
at mcdonalds and ordered
a smile, and ate the employees
Haiku # 19994, April 30, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
another, back in black
came back the very next day
some say as a cat
Haiku # 19992, April 30, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
Wise man once say this:
Gentle Sparrow will fly up
And above fire.
Haiku # 19991, April 30, 2002 10:56 am ET
by WyldKyss
I think it has gone
from bad haiku to BDSM haiku
whip me in five lines
Haiku # 19990, April 30, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
there's a guy named
ap here, who, Scorpio himself
is quite ruthless in kind
Haiku # 19989, April 30, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
I say to not fight
But flamers seem to protest
Juvenile ones

It seems to me that
The Internet is only
one to talk to you
Haiku # 19988, April 30, 2002 10:54 am ET
by WyldKyss
Hey, impersonator
I do Elvis better...now
the real me kicks myself in the ass

the fake me, kicks others in the ass

go kill each other on Survivor, we can watch you safely from a distance
Haiku # 19987, April 30, 2002 10:52 am ET
by Moxie
The mighty will grow
Like sapling in the cool spring
Others seem to snap.
Haiku # 19986, April 30, 2002 10:51 am ET
by WyldKyss
that is ironic
I too love it in the ass
Moxie licks my nuts
Haiku # 19985, April 30, 2002 10:51 am ET
by WyldKyss
everyone needs a
friend to tell them, back off and
stop arguing over nothing
Haiku # 19983, April 30, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Moxie
Well, I seem to be
getting back, what others are
feeling, and I guess

the gothic angels
are in heaven too
Haiku # 19982, April 30, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
not really, my lady
but I seem to be getting
chastised well, but others

don't seem to need my
self aggrandisement
chastisement
Haiku # 19981, April 30, 2002 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Trouble is only
What you make of it, Dear Mox
Do you like trouble?
Haiku # 19980, April 30, 2002 10:40 am ET
by WyldKyss
the famous clash song
should I stay, should I go? well
trouble either way
Haiku # 19979, April 30, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
I don't understand
Why someone says they will go
But then they just stay

Impersonations
Run rampant in here as well
Why must you fuss so?

Stop fighting in here
One laughs for but short while
Then joke gets too old.
Haiku # 19977, April 30, 2002 10:30 am ET
by WyldKyss
Fuck off, Moxie
Haiku # 19976, April 30, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
I think I like some
of the things people come up
with in response to me

but I like it better
when they write haiku about
their real lives, and ignore me
Haiku # 19975, April 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mox
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