Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

my ruby is the best
she's such a pleasure to me
growing blissfully
Haiku # 19832, April 24, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by mellie
My scabs having grown
High enough to pick, I breath
A sigh of relief.

My testicles shrink
From my relentless clawing,
I then whank madly
Haiku # 19831, April 24, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by scott, who loses control of his personalities and language skills when in bliss...
I bounce by the waves
on a sandy trampoline
under a shade tree
Haiku # 19830, April 24, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
your breadth of knowledge
is syntactically bereft
next time, breathe your breath
Haiku # 19829, April 24, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by scott to fake scott (feel like i'm in an old star trek episode)
through eucharism,
dyed milk solids become cheese
yes, it takes faith

immortality
served at the golden arches
it's the styrofoam
Haiku # 19828, April 24, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by the REAL scott (hey, i was just spoofed for the first time in a long while...it's quite a thrill, isn't it, punk?)
my scabs have grown
high enough to pick, and then
breath a sigh of joy
Haiku # 19827, April 24, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by scott
a christ-like figure
who entreats us to eat him
(with a side of fries)
Haiku # 19826, April 24, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by scott (still cheesy)
Mark Morris Dance Group
is one that rhymes with silver
(ballet magazine)
Haiku # 19825, April 24, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by Boston gal
a seedy fellow
who knows how to grease a palm
that mayor mccheese
Haiku # 19824, April 24, 2002 11:56 am ET
by scott (now THAT was some good bad haiku, chowderhead - thanks)
Man of the people
tireless public servant
McCheese for Mayor
Haiku # 19823, April 24, 2002 9:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
Cosmic mystery
unknowable enigma
Who let the dogs out?
Haiku # 19822, April 24, 2002 9:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
Brash iconoclast
voice of a generation
Weird Al Yankovic
Haiku # 19821, April 24, 2002 9:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
metes out street justice
curmudgeon with heart of gold
Andy Sipowicz
Haiku # 19820, April 24, 2002 9:35 am ET
by Chowderhead
My ode to color
has hit a major snafu
What rhymes with silver?
Haiku # 19819, April 24, 2002 9:34 am ET
by Chowderhead
mushy bean curd soup
they call it nouvelle cuisine
overpriced tasteless slop
Haiku # 19818, April 24, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Chowderhead
The black smog you spew
is eroding my statues
pulling rainbows down
Haiku # 19817, April 24, 2002 9:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Being born again
was an affordable thing
late in this season
Haiku # 19816, April 24, 2002 9:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have sold my soul
to a taxi car driver
for a large grapefruit
Haiku # 19815, April 24, 2002 9:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
nice sun! like the spokes
of a bicycle tire
flashing in the light.....
Haiku # 19814, April 24, 2002 4:56 am ET
by k of to scott
weird that with all your
web design knowledge you can't
make a URL
Haiku # 19813, April 24, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k of to gary k (aka comicat)
I'd eat chicken feet
Oh, the voodoo that you do
K.F.C.: Grease Maven
Haiku # 19812, April 23, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by One of the Mike Myriad of yeehaw pardner
the new arrival
requires diaper rash cream
welcome my new sun
Haiku # 19811, April 23, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by scott (A&D of all things...)
bold senorita
heartily eats taco bell
essence follows her
Haiku # 19810, April 23, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by A. Musing
big mexican lunch
big mexican lunch stomach
big mexican farts
Haiku # 19809, April 23, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
garden of the gods
unusual creations
simply erosion
Haiku # 19808, April 23, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Boston gal (back from Colorado)
The link didn't work
Oh well...got to resort now
to the old method:

http://comicat.deviantart.com

(copy, paste, look!)
Haiku # 19807, April 23, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Doppler sounds, hear?
Here! Bikes, leather, helmets, boots.
Blurry and loud, yess!
Haiku # 19806, April 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey, WORKING LINK
Doppler sounds, hear?
Here! Bikes, leather, helmets, boots.
Blurry and loud, yess!
Haiku # 19805, April 23, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
1 2 3 4 5
Haiku # 19804, April 23, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
can you dig the moon
now my dreams are realized
wow a long shovel
Haiku # 19803, April 23, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Robert X
yes that is my nose
i simply loath bananas
shut up that is mean
Haiku # 19801, April 23, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Robert X
pigeons on the roof
pollaking windshield canvass
time to buy a cat
Haiku # 19800, April 23, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Robert X.
gain understanding
the paradigms always
equal twenty cents
Haiku # 19799, April 23, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Robert X. of PDX, OR
No one seems to know
that black plumey smoke means that
Bangkok is on fire
Haiku # 19798, April 23, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I climbed to the top
and above the flavor brown
one, maybe two, stars
Haiku # 19797, April 23, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Feet lay in the street
clipped off by the passing cars
left to feed the dogs
Haiku # 19796, April 23, 2002 11:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swift flick of the wrist
and twist of the pelvis shot
a bananna out
Haiku # 19795, April 23, 2002 11:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it divine--
orange glowing monk flossing
at the gas station
Haiku # 19794, April 23, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My Jimmy Hedrix
experience has occured
behind the Starbucks
Haiku # 19793, April 23, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mangey Bankok dog,
you are only out-numbered
by motorcycles
Haiku # 19792, April 23, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

yeahyeahyeah
Haiku # 19791, April 23, 2002 11:42 am ET
by ronin@amdrunknanddeepintoofficepoliticsfuckingshit
Droopy, hangy teets
with a look left and then right
Bangkok dog crosses
Haiku # 19790, April 23, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yellow sticks of gum
pom-poms shaking in Bangkok--
Lipton Tea Dancers
Haiku # 19789, April 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
what would Chicken John
do? you should ask that question
instead, carny's rule!
Haiku # 19788, April 23, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k
sleep deprivation
I wouldn't mind it so much
if it followed sex
Haiku # 19787, April 22, 2002 6:36 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
What would jesus do?
They use light bulbs as weapons
Balance transfer works.
Haiku # 19786, April 22, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Janis
I sit quitely
listening to the pounding
will they come for me?

still louder it gets
strange tongues, strange footsteps approach
cave walls splattered red
Haiku # 19785, April 22, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Haiku disclaimer:
toronto has two syllables
just like so: TRON - TOE
Haiku # 19784, April 22, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
toronto skyline from
transient's house juxtaposes
tower and churches
Haiku # 19783, April 22, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
i watch you sleeping
pregnant tummy like a globe
snoring obscenely

it's my turn for now
you'll get your insomnia
when the milk come in
Haiku # 19782, April 22, 2002 10:10 am ET
by ash
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