Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #19831
My scabs having grown
High enough to pick, I breath
A sigh of relief.

My testicles shrink
From my relentless clawing,
I then whank madly
Haiku #19831
Posted: April 24, 2002 2:27 pm ET
Poet & location: scott, who loses control of his personalities and language skills when in bliss...