Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

a christ-like figure
who entreats us to eat him
(with a side of fries)
Haiku # 19826, April 24, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by scott (still cheesy)
Mark Morris Dance Group
is one that rhymes with silver
(ballet magazine)
Haiku # 19825, April 24, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by Boston gal
a seedy fellow
who knows how to grease a palm
that mayor mccheese
Haiku # 19824, April 24, 2002 11:56 am ET
by scott (now THAT was some good bad haiku, chowderhead - thanks)
Man of the people
tireless public servant
McCheese for Mayor
Haiku # 19823, April 24, 2002 9:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
Cosmic mystery
unknowable enigma
Who let the dogs out?
Haiku # 19822, April 24, 2002 9:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
Brash iconoclast
voice of a generation
Weird Al Yankovic
Haiku # 19821, April 24, 2002 9:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
metes out street justice
curmudgeon with heart of gold
Andy Sipowicz
Haiku # 19820, April 24, 2002 9:35 am ET
by Chowderhead
My ode to color
has hit a major snafu
What rhymes with silver?
Haiku # 19819, April 24, 2002 9:34 am ET
by Chowderhead
mushy bean curd soup
they call it nouvelle cuisine
overpriced tasteless slop
Haiku # 19818, April 24, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Chowderhead
The black smog you spew
is eroding my statues
pulling rainbows down
Haiku # 19817, April 24, 2002 9:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Being born again
was an affordable thing
late in this season
Haiku # 19816, April 24, 2002 9:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have sold my soul
to a taxi car driver
for a large grapefruit
Haiku # 19815, April 24, 2002 9:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
nice sun! like the spokes
of a bicycle tire
flashing in the light.....
Haiku # 19814, April 24, 2002 4:56 am ET
by k of to scott
weird that with all your
web design knowledge you can't
make a URL
Haiku # 19813, April 24, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k of to gary k (aka comicat)
I'd eat chicken feet
Oh, the voodoo that you do
K.F.C.: Grease Maven
Haiku # 19812, April 23, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by One of the Mike Myriad of yeehaw pardner
the new arrival
requires diaper rash cream
welcome my new sun
Haiku # 19811, April 23, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by scott (A&D of all things...)
bold senorita
heartily eats taco bell
essence follows her
Haiku # 19810, April 23, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by A. Musing
big mexican lunch
big mexican lunch stomach
big mexican farts
Haiku # 19809, April 23, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
garden of the gods
unusual creations
simply erosion
Haiku # 19808, April 23, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Boston gal (back from Colorado)
The link didn't work
Oh well...got to resort now
to the old method:

http://comicat.deviantart.com

(copy, paste, look!)
Haiku # 19807, April 23, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Doppler sounds, hear?
Here! Bikes, leather, helmets, boots.
Blurry and loud, yess!
Haiku # 19806, April 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey, WORKING LINK
Doppler sounds, hear?
Here! Bikes, leather, helmets, boots.
Blurry and loud, yess!
Haiku # 19805, April 23, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
1 2 3 4 5
Haiku # 19804, April 23, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
can you dig the moon
now my dreams are realized
wow a long shovel
Haiku # 19803, April 23, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Robert X
yes that is my nose
i simply loath bananas
shut up that is mean
Haiku # 19801, April 23, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Robert X
pigeons on the roof
pollaking windshield canvass
time to buy a cat
Haiku # 19800, April 23, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Robert X.
gain understanding
the paradigms always
equal twenty cents
Haiku # 19799, April 23, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Robert X. of PDX, OR
No one seems to know
that black plumey smoke means that
Bangkok is on fire
Haiku # 19798, April 23, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I climbed to the top
and above the flavor brown
one, maybe two, stars
Haiku # 19797, April 23, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Feet lay in the street
clipped off by the passing cars
left to feed the dogs
Haiku # 19796, April 23, 2002 11:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swift flick of the wrist
and twist of the pelvis shot
a bananna out
Haiku # 19795, April 23, 2002 11:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it divine--
orange glowing monk flossing
at the gas station
Haiku # 19794, April 23, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My Jimmy Hedrix
experience has occured
behind the Starbucks
Haiku # 19793, April 23, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mangey Bankok dog,
you are only out-numbered
by motorcycles
Haiku # 19792, April 23, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

yeahyeahyeah
Haiku # 19791, April 23, 2002 11:42 am ET
by ronin@amdrunknanddeepintoofficepoliticsfuckingshit
Droopy, hangy teets
with a look left and then right
Bangkok dog crosses
Haiku # 19790, April 23, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yellow sticks of gum
pom-poms shaking in Bangkok--
Lipton Tea Dancers
Haiku # 19789, April 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
what would Chicken John
do? you should ask that question
instead, carny's rule!
Haiku # 19788, April 23, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k
sleep deprivation
I wouldn't mind it so much
if it followed sex
Haiku # 19787, April 22, 2002 6:36 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
What would jesus do?
They use light bulbs as weapons
Balance transfer works.
Haiku # 19786, April 22, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Janis
I sit quitely
listening to the pounding
will they come for me?

still louder it gets
strange tongues, strange footsteps approach
cave walls splattered red
Haiku # 19785, April 22, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Haiku disclaimer:
toronto has two syllables
just like so: TRON - TOE
Haiku # 19784, April 22, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
toronto skyline from
transient's house juxtaposes
tower and churches
Haiku # 19783, April 22, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
i watch you sleeping
pregnant tummy like a globe
snoring obscenely

it's my turn for now
you'll get your insomnia
when the milk come in
Haiku # 19782, April 22, 2002 10:10 am ET
by ash
...AN ODE TO SKYLINES

.touching people's hearts
in moments quite eternal:
...beauty etched in soul

Haiku # 19781, April 22, 2002 9:41 am ET
by roninandk@nowobssessedwithskylines

summer mountain dew
fills the toronto skyline:
...two haiku'rs in love
Haiku # 19780, April 22, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ronin

.... who's irving layton
is he my beloved k's man
....does he sing as well

.(with a score above 98?)
Haiku # 19779, April 22, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@thegreengreengiant

..hey ash dude it's you
a master of haiku poems
...the old and the new

..(what you've been doin
.......lately, if at all)
Haiku # 19778, April 22, 2002 9:20 am ET
by ronin@home
two hours gone
to that place wasted
time goes to
Haiku # 19777, April 22, 2002 9:17 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
preparing to sing
my first song, the mic gives me
an electric shock
Haiku # 19776, April 22, 2002 9:15 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.com
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