Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

two hours gone
to that place wasted
time goes to
Haiku # 19777, April 22, 2002 9:17 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
preparing to sing
my first song, the mic gives me
an electric shock
Haiku # 19776, April 22, 2002 9:15 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.com

..........skyline pigeon fly
towards the dreams that you left
..........so v'ry far behind

...........i wake up in the
...mornin' to the smell of new
.....mawn hay to laugh and...

..(ola scott mi amigo, que pasa)
Haiku # 19775, April 22, 2002 9:13 am ET
by ronin@isingthissonginkaraokeloungeswithagradeof98
snow like pillow down
settles over the city
in april no less!
Haiku # 19774, April 22, 2002 9:13 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
a new barlow lens
totally overcast skies
divine comedy
Haiku # 19773, April 22, 2002 9:11 am ET
by ash
for irving layton
i cut out my eyes and tongue
now i read no poems
Haiku # 19772, April 22, 2002 9:10 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
get with the program
17 syllable chat
you hie off wildly
Haiku # 19771, April 22, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
the second coming?
nah, this rough beast comes around
every now and then
Haiku # 19770, April 22, 2002 2:08 am ET
by scott
welcome back, ronin
the prodigal son returns
.................and still prodigal......................................................
Haiku # 19769, April 22, 2002 2:06 am ET
by scott

.......me llamo ronin
como esta? soy muy bien
...tambien por siempre
Haiku # 19768, April 21, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by ronin@nowamiproperlyintroduced

*sigh*
Haiku # 19767, April 21, 2002 11:20 am ET
by r 2 k
do I have time to
"hie" off somewhere? I "hie" off
lots, but not with strange

rs
Haiku # 19766, April 21, 2002 12:06 am ET
by k of to ronin

........just call me r babe
so like do you have some time
......to hie off somewhere

..(for cappucino or something)
Haiku # 19765, April 20, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by by ronin, to k

...........the Gun is loaded
and now aimed at this place called
..........the old Bethlehem*

.......(*or world or whatever)
Haiku # 19764, April 20, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by ronin@lookslikeyouareonthewrongsideagainolddude
is the gun loaded?
if isreal is the trigger
then the guns to the

head, of the World
Haiku # 19763, April 20, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie

........hi there baby j/k
yours is not a heart of stone
.......after all, oh yeah
Haiku # 19762, April 20, 2002 2:22 pm ET
by ronin@estasiestano
hey ronin, you might
want to stop taking the drug
ecstasy...it helps
Haiku # 19761, April 20, 2002 7:07 am ET
by k of to ronin

see you around, babe
Haiku # 19760, April 20, 2002 1:58 am ET
by ronin

...our tongues enmeshed
our bodies tightly entwined
.....and then i wake up

(vaguely dreaming of that
......skyline...and you)
Haiku # 19759, April 20, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@heywhosaysthatamancantdreamdreamsman

........quivering at first
..you slowly respond to me
......with utmost passion

(throwing caution to thewind)
Haiku # 19758, April 20, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@isbutnaturalisuppose

......and then i kiss you
the world melts into nothing
........there is only you
Haiku # 19757, April 20, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@ahem

...........gently i lift your
cheek and pull your lips up close
....feeling your sweet breath
Haiku # 19756, April 20, 2002 1:44 am ET
by ronin@ohboyohboyohboy

........holding your left(?) hand*
my right arm wraps 'round your waist
............feeling your behind


........(*-with my left hand, too)
Haiku # 19755, April 20, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@>)

........beside your window
watching the skyline makes me
.........feel quite romantic
Haiku # 19754, April 20, 2002 1:32 am ET
by ronin@doyoumissmebabe

...it's the prophecy
Israel's the trigger for
....the Apocalypse
Haiku # 19753, April 20, 2002 1:25 am ET
by ronin@andtheBeastshallruleforathousandyears

.nothing has changed here
its like a quartz suspended
..........in animation

.(what did i mean by that,
...must be the hangover)
Haiku # 19752, April 20, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin
two weeks in europe
transitory perspective
marvelous zurich
Haiku # 19751, April 19, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Poor guy, he "forgets"
his gun in the restaurant
and while he gets it

"someone" shoots his wife
in the head, Baretta he's
not..stupid he is.
Haiku # 19750, April 19, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by k of "I left my gun in the restaurant..." - Robert Blake
If I had a buck
for ever time i was dumb
I would be very rich
Haiku # 19749, April 19, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Open McDonalds
WalMart, Blockbuster, Starbucks
colonize mid-east
Haiku # 19748, April 19, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Dirty Washcloth of CA
in the persian gulf,
one hundred sixty five deaths
caused by friendly fire

of course it's tragic
but it shouldn't be a shock
stupid deaths abound
Haiku # 19747, April 19, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by scott (for instance, who's counting the afghan civilians?)
(ap was right...)

Well, you canadians...
not too happy about that duh!
"training ac-de-cunt..."

I'm not too happy about it either
numb, numb, human lives gone, numb numb, numb
Haiku # 19746, April 19, 2002 10:05 am ET
by Moxie
i've never much liked
those earlobe-stretching earrings
but on him, they work
Haiku # 19745, April 19, 2002 12:41 am ET
by scott (great picture, k)
all my "numerous"
friends came by to celebrate
my birthday, fire

was the theme.....
Haiku # 19744, April 19, 2002 12:21 am ET
by k of clearly burning in hell from my last haiku...but hell...it's BAD haiku folks!
k needs most of that
oil to smooth the way for
her numerous friends
Haiku # 19743, April 18, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by k refering to herself in the 3rd person in a haiku
Janis hates it when
I slag off Canada and
I don't blame her, but

target practice is
essential if we want to
win the Oil War
Haiku # 19742, April 18, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by k of to scott...i think i speak for eveyone here when I say we recognized your style even though you initially hid behind the guise o
the canadians
are all massed on our border
they're up to something...
Haiku # 19741, April 18, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (the last two were also mine, i'll admit it)
hate to waste a shot
when you have it, you take it
as sarge used to say
Haiku # 19740, April 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by i miss the old bastard
i'd missed my quota
and the canucks were right there
I thought, "what the hell"
Haiku # 19739, April 18, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by can you blame me, really?
murderous U.S.
of Assholes not satisfied
killing enemies
Haiku # 19738, April 18, 2002 11:36 am ET
by with friends like these who needs assholes?
Fucking damned
Haiku # 19737, April 18, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is the camera
It's from a few years ago
But it's still quite nice
Haiku # 19736, April 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Janis
nice, janis must have a
new camera...how many
megapixils? huh?
Haiku # 19735, April 17, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
homocysteine high
terpenoids screw up your blood
lay off the coffee
Haiku # 19734, April 17, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Dr. Dewliddle
hole in the wall gang
leaves visceral graffiti
bare bones - yellowed flesh
Haiku # 19733, April 17, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by pissed-off landlord
Lathe and plaster walls,
Are showing their long history
At the studio
Haiku # 19732, April 17, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Janis
Look out my window
The skyline of the city
Reveals itself
Haiku # 19731, April 17, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Janis
middle east players
they all want a major share
clutch your blue blanket
Haiku # 19730, April 17, 2002 8:14 am ET
by ash ........for scott
what rough beast slouches
towards Bethlehem, i wonder
...portentous poem
Haiku # 19729, April 16, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by scott
springtime for sharon
and israel, winter for
palestine and peace
Haiku # 19728, April 16, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by scott (it's a sing along)
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