Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

in the persian gulf,
one hundred sixty five deaths
caused by friendly fire

of course it's tragic
but it shouldn't be a shock
stupid deaths abound
Haiku # 19747, April 19, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by scott (for instance, who's counting the afghan civilians?)
(ap was right...)

Well, you canadians...
not too happy about that duh!
"training ac-de-cunt..."

I'm not too happy about it either
numb, numb, human lives gone, numb numb, numb
Haiku # 19746, April 19, 2002 10:05 am ET
by Moxie
i've never much liked
those earlobe-stretching earrings
but on him, they work
Haiku # 19745, April 19, 2002 12:41 am ET
by scott (great picture, k)
all my "numerous"
friends came by to celebrate
my birthday, fire

was the theme.....
Haiku # 19744, April 19, 2002 12:21 am ET
by k of clearly burning in hell from my last haiku...but hell...it's BAD haiku folks!
k needs most of that
oil to smooth the way for
her numerous friends
Haiku # 19743, April 18, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by k refering to herself in the 3rd person in a haiku
Janis hates it when
I slag off Canada and
I don't blame her, but

target practice is
essential if we want to
win the Oil War
Haiku # 19742, April 18, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by k of to scott...i think i speak for eveyone here when I say we recognized your style even though you initially hid behind the guise o
the canadians
are all massed on our border
they're up to something...
Haiku # 19741, April 18, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (the last two were also mine, i'll admit it)
hate to waste a shot
when you have it, you take it
as sarge used to say
Haiku # 19740, April 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by i miss the old bastard
i'd missed my quota
and the canucks were right there
I thought, "what the hell"
Haiku # 19739, April 18, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by can you blame me, really?
murderous U.S.
of Assholes not satisfied
killing enemies
Haiku # 19738, April 18, 2002 11:36 am ET
by with friends like these who needs assholes?
Fucking damned
Haiku # 19737, April 18, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is the camera
It's from a few years ago
But it's still quite nice
Haiku # 19736, April 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Janis
nice, janis must have a
new camera...how many
megapixils? huh?
Haiku # 19735, April 17, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
homocysteine high
terpenoids screw up your blood
lay off the coffee
Haiku # 19734, April 17, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Dr. Dewliddle
hole in the wall gang
leaves visceral graffiti
bare bones - yellowed flesh
Haiku # 19733, April 17, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by pissed-off landlord
Lathe and plaster walls,
Are showing their long history
At the studio
Haiku # 19732, April 17, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Janis
Look out my window
The skyline of the city
Reveals itself
Haiku # 19731, April 17, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Janis
middle east players
they all want a major share
clutch your blue blanket
Haiku # 19730, April 17, 2002 8:14 am ET
by ash ........for scott
what rough beast slouches
towards Bethlehem, i wonder
...portentous poem
Haiku # 19729, April 16, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by scott
springtime for sharon
and israel, winter for
palestine and peace
Haiku # 19728, April 16, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by scott (it's a sing along)
jenin house cleaning
memories of things warsaw
happening again

such serious shit
an american colon
should find hard to pass
Haiku # 19727, April 16, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ash
war against bullshit
is the world a safer place?
show me bin laden
Haiku # 19726, April 16, 2002 10:10 am ET
by ash
Two whole years away
No haikus have I written
I now burn in Hell
Haiku # 19725, April 15, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by Deth99 of NE Indiana
who can even doubt
big oil was behind the coup
in venezuela?
Haiku # 19724, April 15, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by me again
ALL women are gay,
They raise their hands above their
shoulders when dancing.

(this is a benchmark for males as well)
Haiku # 19723, April 15, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ALL women are gay,
Watch them go to the bathroom
together in bars.

(or wherever)
Haiku # 19722, April 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your mom is gay
Haiku # 19721, April 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku is gay, hip-hip-horray
Haiku # 19720, April 15, 2002 11:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
liar liar pants on fire,
i've a hot ass, as you'd guess,
extinguish it please.
Haiku # 19719, April 15, 2002 5:05 am ET
by sexypants of underwear
i eat from your trash,
to fight madison avenue,
i'll bring them to their knees.

it is important
that you can think for yourself,
that is what i'm told.

globalization
is evil, and must be fought,
so i'll torch your car.
Haiku # 19718, April 15, 2002 4:57 am ET
by firestorm of seattle
i'm smarter than you,
because i am a genius,
my big head is proof.

had a girlfriend once,
she would pressure me for sex,
i said no, she left.

but i am not sad,
my numbers keep me comp'ny,
on the lonely nights.
Haiku # 19717, April 15, 2002 4:34 am ET
by erik stockham of MIT
boyfriend gave bad gifts,
and threw up on my nice books,
so i broke his soul.

now he drinks too much,
snorts coke alone at night and cries,
and i sleep with others.
Haiku # 19716, April 15, 2002 4:12 am ET
by ima l. teapot of kitchen, cupboard
clinton likes women
bush likes bombs, has bad daughters
bin lauden has balls
Haiku # 19715, April 14, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by psycho college chick of sinful christian
Altered states of mind
Infinite number of planes
Edges start to blur
Haiku # 19714, April 14, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Ian
Cherry Blossom Snow
Pink and White blanket, parked cars
Rain drizzles slowly
Haiku # 19713, April 14, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Sandwich Boy of Victoria
They shall make gardens
and eat the fruit of them, and
drink the vine of them...

(...and the mountains shall
drop sweet wine and the
hills shall melt)
Haiku # 19712, April 14, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
promises promises
liar liar pants on fire
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19711, April 14, 2002 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
heheheheheheheeheheheh
Haiku # 19710, April 14, 2002 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want to be at peace

goodbye...
Haiku # 19709, April 13, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Christian man said to
me, the road is, small, and, if
I stay here, this is

The Slough of Despair...

Come with me
Haiku # 19708, April 13, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Moxie
An easter egg thing?
Your devotchka has seen it.
Now what do I do?

8^)
Haiku # 19707, April 13, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Black tire inter tube
I spin dance down bear river
Bobbing on whitecaps
Haiku # 19706, April 13, 2002 3:33 am ET
by deknoggin of den
Israeli horrors
on tube, moxie horror here,
no escape...shoot me!
Haiku # 19705, April 12, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stumbled upon this
find this fun and want to join
any battles here?
Haiku # 19704, April 12, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by whatever
today i passed this
sign: "Changed Conditions Ahead"
seems like a safe bet
Haiku # 19703, April 12, 2002 8:17 pm ET
by scott
feeling all alone
or feeling just some alone
better than nothing
Haiku # 19702, April 12, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by heh. heh, heh
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19701, April 12, 2002 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
or maybe he has
taken the easy way out,
and dropped acid?
Haiku # 19700, April 12, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, moxie, bless
his soul. is calling himself
an idiot or fool?
Haiku # 19699, April 12, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think moxie-speak
might interest the cia
who can decode it?
Haiku # 19698, April 12, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by scott
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