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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
your mom is gay
Haiku # 19721 April 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku is gay, hip-hip-horray
Haiku # 19720 April 15, 2002 11:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
liar liar pants on fire,
i've a hot ass, as you'd guess,
extinguish it please.
Haiku # 19719 April 15, 2002 5:05 am ET
by sexypants of underwear
i eat from your trash,
to fight madison avenue,
i'll bring them to their knees.

it is important
that you can think for yourself,
that is what i'm told.

globalization
is evil, and must be fought,
so i'll torch your car.
Haiku # 19718 April 15, 2002 4:57 am ET
by firestorm of seattle
i'm smarter than you,
because i am a genius,
my big head is proof.

had a girlfriend once,
she would pressure me for sex,
i said no, she left.

but i am not sad,
my numbers keep me comp'ny,
on the lonely nights.
Haiku # 19717 April 15, 2002 4:34 am ET
by erik stockham of MIT
boyfriend gave bad gifts,
and threw up on my nice books,
so i broke his soul.

now he drinks too much,
snorts coke alone at night and cries,
and i sleep with others.
Haiku # 19716 April 15, 2002 4:12 am ET
by ima l. teapot of kitchen, cupboard
clinton likes women
bush likes bombs, has bad daughters
bin lauden has balls
Haiku # 19715 April 14, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by psycho college chick of sinful christian
Altered states of mind
Infinite number of planes
Edges start to blur
Haiku # 19714 April 14, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Ian
Cherry Blossom Snow
Pink and White blanket, parked cars
Rain drizzles slowly
Haiku # 19713 April 14, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Sandwich Boy of Victoria
They shall make gardens
and eat the fruit of them, and
drink the vine of them...

(...and the mountains shall
drop sweet wine and the
hills shall melt)
Haiku # 19712 April 14, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
promises promises
liar liar pants on fire
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19711 April 14, 2002 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
heheheheheheheeheheheh
Haiku # 19710 April 14, 2002 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want to be at peace

goodbye...
Haiku # 19709 April 13, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Christian man said to
me, the road is, small, and, if
I stay here, this is

The Slough of Despair...

Come with me
Haiku # 19708 April 13, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Moxie
An easter egg thing?
Your devotchka has seen it.
Now what do I do?

8^)
Haiku # 19707 April 13, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Black tire inter tube
I spin dance down bear river
Bobbing on whitecaps
Haiku # 19706 April 13, 2002 3:33 am ET
by deknoggin of den
Israeli horrors
on tube, moxie horror here,
no escape...shoot me!
Haiku # 19705 April 12, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stumbled upon this
find this fun and want to join
any battles here?
Haiku # 19704 April 12, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by whatever
today i passed this
sign: "Changed Conditions Ahead"
seems like a safe bet
Haiku # 19703 April 12, 2002 8:17 pm ET
by scott
feeling all alone
or feeling just some alone
better than nothing
Haiku # 19702 April 12, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by heh. heh, heh
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19701 April 12, 2002 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
or maybe he has
taken the easy way out,
and dropped acid?
Haiku # 19700 April 12, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, moxie, bless
his soul. is calling himself
an idiot or fool?
Haiku # 19699 April 12, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think moxie-speak
might interest the cia
who can decode it?
Haiku # 19698 April 12, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by scott
oddly, everything
that is me often passes
when without vowels
Haiku # 19697 April 12, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by scott
oddly, everything
that is death, passes, and green
comes up cliche', but so
Haiku # 19696 April 12, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by Moxie
well, the little hash
might be evil, but deep down
if discovered...fear...
Haiku # 19695 April 12, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by Moxie
much too little sleep
but my literati score
makes it all worth it
Haiku # 19694 April 12, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by scott
teacher are nice
some times when
you fuck them
Haiku # 19693 April 12, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what is fun? the loss
the feel of power? empty
souls, seeking, solace?
Haiku # 19692 April 12, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Moxie
you meet the ass on
the street, he kills you to get
what he wants, drugs, cause

duh, something in him
has died, or not been taught
the laws of the flesh

death eternal while alive
Haiku # 19691 April 12, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Moxie
the cocoon shapes itself
around you, and you feel
enraptured, and lost
Haiku # 19690 April 12, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Moxie
if I am dead then
who will respond to your taunts?
the fun will be over
Haiku # 19689 April 12, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Moxie
well, if it is not
you, then, how can you feel those
emotional landscapes

bjork speaks of if there
is no love in your soul, when
"is it all viewpoint?"
Haiku # 19688 April 12, 2002 1:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Columbine was the
same idea, suicide plus
revenge on the herd

I would be in hell
if I decided this path
and you would be too
Haiku # 19687 April 12, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh you are
shuch a fucker
bich ass
Haiku # 19686 April 12, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Anddy .s of Libary
ap...

are you suggesting
I strap a bomb to myself
and, praise Allah whilst...

walking in your direction?
hmm, you might take back that idea
of "glorious suicide" if it is your head
on the line
Haiku # 19685 April 12, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
woeful reception
could some other ariel
improve the picture ?
Haiku # 19684 April 12, 2002 9:18 am ET
by ash
fall about the place
sounds more intoxicating
than autumn is here
Haiku # 19683 April 12, 2002 8:25 am ET
by ash
i can take only
so many painkillers to
numb this damn toothache
Haiku # 19682 April 12, 2002 6:32 am ET
by REALNUTTER of london
I'm having some fun........
Haiku # 19681 April 12, 2002 1:10 am ET
by Janis
Well, I hear you here;
the message, thwarted you see,
is waiting for thee...
Haiku # 19680 April 11, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
sorry I feel shame now,
must stop bullying poor mox..
someone else's turn.
Haiku # 19679 April 11, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie, suicide
isn't 'giving up' if you
have right attitude
Haiku # 19678 April 11, 2002 7:50 pm ET
by :D
moxie's skull surrounds
cotton-candy-like mess of
pink and grey gristle
Haiku # 19677 April 11, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wine glass surrounds
deepest ruby red liquid
cheapest buzz I know
Haiku # 19676 April 11, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
the cocoon surrounds
the souls and minds of those in
transition of self
Haiku # 19674 April 11, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Mox
thoughtless road rage child
move the fuck on, and not get
shot in the head now
Haiku # 19673 April 11, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Moxie
:p
Haiku # 19672 April 11, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
the child sits outside
throwing stones at helpless birds
reflecting his friends
Haiku # 19671 April 11, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by Moxie