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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
welcome back, ronin
the prodigal son returns
.................and still prodigal......................................................
Haiku # 19769 April 22, 2002 2:06 am ET
by scott

.......me llamo ronin
como esta? soy muy bien
...tambien por siempre
Haiku # 19768 April 21, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by ronin@nowamiproperlyintroduced

*sigh*
Haiku # 19767 April 21, 2002 11:20 am ET
by r 2 k
do I have time to
"hie" off somewhere? I "hie" off
lots, but not with strange

rs
Haiku # 19766 April 21, 2002 12:06 am ET
by k of to ronin

........just call me r babe
so like do you have some time
......to hie off somewhere

..(for cappucino or something)
Haiku # 19765 April 20, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by by ronin, to k

...........the Gun is loaded
and now aimed at this place called
..........the old Bethlehem*

.......(*or world or whatever)
Haiku # 19764 April 20, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by ronin@lookslikeyouareonthewrongsideagainolddude
is the gun loaded?
if isreal is the trigger
then the guns to the

head, of the World
Haiku # 19763 April 20, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie

........hi there baby j/k
yours is not a heart of stone
.......after all, oh yeah
Haiku # 19762 April 20, 2002 2:22 pm ET
by ronin@estasiestano
hey ronin, you might
want to stop taking the drug
ecstasy...it helps
Haiku # 19761 April 20, 2002 7:07 am ET
by k of to ronin

see you around, babe
Haiku # 19760 April 20, 2002 1:58 am ET
by ronin

...our tongues enmeshed
our bodies tightly entwined
.....and then i wake up

(vaguely dreaming of that
......skyline...and you)
Haiku # 19759 April 20, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@heywhosaysthatamancantdreamdreamsman

........quivering at first
..you slowly respond to me
......with utmost passion

(throwing caution to thewind)
Haiku # 19758 April 20, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@isbutnaturalisuppose

......and then i kiss you
the world melts into nothing
........there is only you
Haiku # 19757 April 20, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@ahem

...........gently i lift your
cheek and pull your lips up close
....feeling your sweet breath
Haiku # 19756 April 20, 2002 1:44 am ET
by ronin@ohboyohboyohboy

........holding your left(?) hand*
my right arm wraps 'round your waist
............feeling your behind


........(*-with my left hand, too)
Haiku # 19755 April 20, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@>)

........beside your window
watching the skyline makes me
.........feel quite romantic
Haiku # 19754 April 20, 2002 1:32 am ET
by ronin@doyoumissmebabe

...it's the prophecy
Israel's the trigger for
....the Apocalypse
Haiku # 19753 April 20, 2002 1:25 am ET
by ronin@andtheBeastshallruleforathousandyears

.nothing has changed here
its like a quartz suspended
..........in animation

.(what did i mean by that,
...must be the hangover)
Haiku # 19752 April 20, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin
two weeks in europe
transitory perspective
marvelous zurich
Haiku # 19751 April 19, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Poor guy, he "forgets"
his gun in the restaurant
and while he gets it

"someone" shoots his wife
in the head, Baretta he's
not..stupid he is.
Haiku # 19750 April 19, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by k of "I left my gun in the restaurant..." - Robert Blake
If I had a buck
for ever time i was dumb
I would be very rich
Haiku # 19749 April 19, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Open McDonalds
WalMart, Blockbuster, Starbucks
colonize mid-east
Haiku # 19748 April 19, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Dirty Washcloth of CA
in the persian gulf,
one hundred sixty five deaths
caused by friendly fire

of course it's tragic
but it shouldn't be a shock
stupid deaths abound
Haiku # 19747 April 19, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by scott (for instance, who's counting the afghan civilians?)
(ap was right...)

Well, you canadians...
not too happy about that duh!
"training ac-de-cunt..."

I'm not too happy about it either
numb, numb, human lives gone, numb numb, numb
Haiku # 19746 April 19, 2002 10:05 am ET
by Moxie
i've never much liked
those earlobe-stretching earrings
but on him, they work
Haiku # 19745 April 19, 2002 12:41 am ET
by scott (great picture, k)
all my "numerous"
friends came by to celebrate
my birthday, fire

was the theme.....
Haiku # 19744 April 19, 2002 12:21 am ET
by k of clearly burning in hell from my last haiku...but hell...it's BAD haiku folks!
k needs most of that
oil to smooth the way for
her numerous friends
Haiku # 19743 April 18, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by k refering to herself in the 3rd person in a haiku
Janis hates it when
I slag off Canada and
I don't blame her, but

target practice is
essential if we want to
win the Oil War
Haiku # 19742 April 18, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by k of to scott...i think i speak for eveyone here when I say we recognized your style even though you initially hid behind the guise o
the canadians
are all massed on our border
they're up to something...
Haiku # 19741 April 18, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (the last two were also mine, i'll admit it)
hate to waste a shot
when you have it, you take it
as sarge used to say
Haiku # 19740 April 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by i miss the old bastard
i'd missed my quota
and the canucks were right there
I thought, "what the hell"
Haiku # 19739 April 18, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by can you blame me, really?
murderous U.S.
of Assholes not satisfied
killing enemies
Haiku # 19738 April 18, 2002 11:36 am ET
by with friends like these who needs assholes?
Fucking damned
Haiku # 19737 April 18, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is the camera
It's from a few years ago
But it's still quite nice
Haiku # 19736 April 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Janis
nice, janis must have a
new camera...how many
megapixils? huh?
Haiku # 19735 April 17, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
homocysteine high
terpenoids screw up your blood
lay off the coffee
Haiku # 19734 April 17, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Dr. Dewliddle
hole in the wall gang
leaves visceral graffiti
bare bones - yellowed flesh
Haiku # 19733 April 17, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by pissed-off landlord
Lathe and plaster walls,
Are showing their long history
At the studio
Haiku # 19732 April 17, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Janis
Look out my window
The skyline of the city
Reveals itself
Haiku # 19731 April 17, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Janis
middle east players
they all want a major share
clutch your blue blanket
Haiku # 19730 April 17, 2002 8:14 am ET
by ash ........for scott
what rough beast slouches
towards Bethlehem, i wonder
...portentous poem
Haiku # 19729 April 16, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by scott
springtime for sharon
and israel, winter for
palestine and peace
Haiku # 19728 April 16, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by scott (it's a sing along)
jenin house cleaning
memories of things warsaw
happening again

such serious shit
an american colon
should find hard to pass
Haiku # 19727 April 16, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ash
war against bullshit
is the world a safer place?
show me bin laden
Haiku # 19726 April 16, 2002 10:10 am ET
by ash
Two whole years away
No haikus have I written
I now burn in Hell
Haiku # 19725 April 15, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by Deth99 of NE Indiana
who can even doubt
big oil was behind the coup
in venezuela?
Haiku # 19724 April 15, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by me again
ALL women are gay,
They raise their hands above their
shoulders when dancing.

(this is a benchmark for males as well)
Haiku # 19723 April 15, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ALL women are gay,
Watch them go to the bathroom
together in bars.

(or wherever)
Haiku # 19722 April 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your mom is gay
Haiku # 19721 April 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku is gay, hip-hip-horray
Haiku # 19720 April 15, 2002 11:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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