Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

gain understanding
the paradigms always
equal twenty cents
Haiku # 19799, April 23, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Robert X. of PDX, OR
No one seems to know
that black plumey smoke means that
Bangkok is on fire
Haiku # 19798, April 23, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I climbed to the top
and above the flavor brown
one, maybe two, stars
Haiku # 19797, April 23, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Feet lay in the street
clipped off by the passing cars
left to feed the dogs
Haiku # 19796, April 23, 2002 11:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swift flick of the wrist
and twist of the pelvis shot
a bananna out
Haiku # 19795, April 23, 2002 11:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it divine--
orange glowing monk flossing
at the gas station
Haiku # 19794, April 23, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My Jimmy Hedrix
experience has occured
behind the Starbucks
Haiku # 19793, April 23, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mangey Bankok dog,
you are only out-numbered
by motorcycles
Haiku # 19792, April 23, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

yeahyeahyeah
Haiku # 19791, April 23, 2002 11:42 am ET
by ronin@amdrunknanddeepintoofficepoliticsfuckingshit
Droopy, hangy teets
with a look left and then right
Bangkok dog crosses
Haiku # 19790, April 23, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yellow sticks of gum
pom-poms shaking in Bangkok--
Lipton Tea Dancers
Haiku # 19789, April 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
what would Chicken John
do? you should ask that question
instead, carny's rule!
Haiku # 19788, April 23, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k
sleep deprivation
I wouldn't mind it so much
if it followed sex
Haiku # 19787, April 22, 2002 6:36 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
What would jesus do?
They use light bulbs as weapons
Balance transfer works.
Haiku # 19786, April 22, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Janis
I sit quitely
listening to the pounding
will they come for me?

still louder it gets
strange tongues, strange footsteps approach
cave walls splattered red
Haiku # 19785, April 22, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Haiku disclaimer:
toronto has two syllables
just like so: TRON - TOE
Haiku # 19784, April 22, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
toronto skyline from
transient's house juxtaposes
tower and churches
Haiku # 19783, April 22, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
i watch you sleeping
pregnant tummy like a globe
snoring obscenely

it's my turn for now
you'll get your insomnia
when the milk come in
Haiku # 19782, April 22, 2002 10:10 am ET
by ash
...AN ODE TO SKYLINES

.touching people's hearts
in moments quite eternal:
...beauty etched in soul

Haiku # 19781, April 22, 2002 9:41 am ET
by roninandk@nowobssessedwithskylines

summer mountain dew
fills the toronto skyline:
...two haiku'rs in love
Haiku # 19780, April 22, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ronin

.... who's irving layton
is he my beloved k's man
....does he sing as well

.(with a score above 98?)
Haiku # 19779, April 22, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@thegreengreengiant

..hey ash dude it's you
a master of haiku poems
...the old and the new

..(what you've been doin
.......lately, if at all)
Haiku # 19778, April 22, 2002 9:20 am ET
by ronin@home
two hours gone
to that place wasted
time goes to
Haiku # 19777, April 22, 2002 9:17 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
preparing to sing
my first song, the mic gives me
an electric shock
Haiku # 19776, April 22, 2002 9:15 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.com

..........skyline pigeon fly
towards the dreams that you left
..........so v'ry far behind

...........i wake up in the
...mornin' to the smell of new
.....mawn hay to laugh and...

..(ola scott mi amigo, que pasa)
Haiku # 19775, April 22, 2002 9:13 am ET
by ronin@isingthissonginkaraokeloungeswithagradeof98
snow like pillow down
settles over the city
in april no less!
Haiku # 19774, April 22, 2002 9:13 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
a new barlow lens
totally overcast skies
divine comedy
Haiku # 19773, April 22, 2002 9:11 am ET
by ash
for irving layton
i cut out my eyes and tongue
now i read no poems
Haiku # 19772, April 22, 2002 9:10 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
get with the program
17 syllable chat
you hie off wildly
Haiku # 19771, April 22, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
the second coming?
nah, this rough beast comes around
every now and then
Haiku # 19770, April 22, 2002 2:08 am ET
by scott
welcome back, ronin
the prodigal son returns
.................and still prodigal......................................................
Haiku # 19769, April 22, 2002 2:06 am ET
by scott

.......me llamo ronin
como esta? soy muy bien
...tambien por siempre
Haiku # 19768, April 21, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by ronin@nowamiproperlyintroduced

*sigh*
Haiku # 19767, April 21, 2002 11:20 am ET
by r 2 k
do I have time to
"hie" off somewhere? I "hie" off
lots, but not with strange

rs
Haiku # 19766, April 21, 2002 12:06 am ET
by k of to ronin

........just call me r babe
so like do you have some time
......to hie off somewhere

..(for cappucino or something)
Haiku # 19765, April 20, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by by ronin, to k

...........the Gun is loaded
and now aimed at this place called
..........the old Bethlehem*

.......(*or world or whatever)
Haiku # 19764, April 20, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by ronin@lookslikeyouareonthewrongsideagainolddude
is the gun loaded?
if isreal is the trigger
then the guns to the

head, of the World
Haiku # 19763, April 20, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie

........hi there baby j/k
yours is not a heart of stone
.......after all, oh yeah
Haiku # 19762, April 20, 2002 2:22 pm ET
by ronin@estasiestano
hey ronin, you might
want to stop taking the drug
ecstasy...it helps
Haiku # 19761, April 20, 2002 7:07 am ET
by k of to ronin

see you around, babe
Haiku # 19760, April 20, 2002 1:58 am ET
by ronin

...our tongues enmeshed
our bodies tightly entwined
.....and then i wake up

(vaguely dreaming of that
......skyline...and you)
Haiku # 19759, April 20, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@heywhosaysthatamancantdreamdreamsman

........quivering at first
..you slowly respond to me
......with utmost passion

(throwing caution to thewind)
Haiku # 19758, April 20, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@isbutnaturalisuppose

......and then i kiss you
the world melts into nothing
........there is only you
Haiku # 19757, April 20, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@ahem

...........gently i lift your
cheek and pull your lips up close
....feeling your sweet breath
Haiku # 19756, April 20, 2002 1:44 am ET
by ronin@ohboyohboyohboy

........holding your left(?) hand*
my right arm wraps 'round your waist
............feeling your behind


........(*-with my left hand, too)
Haiku # 19755, April 20, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@>)

........beside your window
watching the skyline makes me
.........feel quite romantic
Haiku # 19754, April 20, 2002 1:32 am ET
by ronin@doyoumissmebabe

...it's the prophecy
Israel's the trigger for
....the Apocalypse
Haiku # 19753, April 20, 2002 1:25 am ET
by ronin@andtheBeastshallruleforathousandyears

.nothing has changed here
its like a quartz suspended
..........in animation

.(what did i mean by that,
...must be the hangover)
Haiku # 19752, April 20, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin
two weeks in europe
transitory perspective
marvelous zurich
Haiku # 19751, April 19, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Poor guy, he "forgets"
his gun in the restaurant
and while he gets it

"someone" shoots his wife
in the head, Baretta he's
not..stupid he is.
Haiku # 19750, April 19, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by k of "I left my gun in the restaurant..." - Robert Blake
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