Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

elements conspire
overcast in New England
where the hell's the snow?
Haiku # 18711, February 27, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Nita Goodstorm
Sad life of ivy
It's exterior robust
Really quite fragile
Haiku # 18710, February 27, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Janis
the government sucks
no wonder we are allies
your government too
Haiku # 18709, February 27, 2002 6:22 am ET
by ash
take two aspirin
and call me in the morning
fuck that, i'm sick now
Haiku # 18708, February 27, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ap
I love bad haiku
when there's nothing else to do
(could be lots worse though)
Haiku # 18707, February 26, 2002 8:23 pm ET
by Graciously Insane
my ivy's dying
now and then it drops a leaf
i have no TV
Haiku # 18706, February 26, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by scott of living la vida poca
must go to the store
the food that was in my fridge
it just 'ate' no more
Haiku # 18705, February 26, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by lazy daisy
digital watches
worn only by lesbians
and sundry others
Haiku # 18704, February 26, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Ellen
Penis breath dojo curse?
I wouldn't know.
I use Certs.
Haiku # 18703, February 26, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by dufus of Pablum, Amerikkka
beneath the blankets
winter whispered purity
snow and promises
Haiku # 18702, February 26, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Nita Goodstorm
if the universe
is all male genitalia
i guess we're just nuts
Haiku # 18701, February 26, 2002 2:35 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
how well would we fare
if we all were on welfare?
ah well...fare thee well
Haiku # 18700, February 26, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
past doesn't exist
it is never even past
past is this moment
Haiku # 18699, February 26, 2002 11:04 am ET
by A. Musing
Olympics are gone
Unhappy people are mad.
Yea! Controversy!
Haiku # 18698, February 26, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Greth of Here
trying to not be
bitter at 33 is
hard, might as well try
Haiku # 18697, February 25, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by k of san francisco with way too much time on my hands
Funky squirrly cat,
where'd you get that orange hat?
Fly through space in that!
Haiku # 18696, February 25, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
What has become my world?
I feel tense and defensive
fundamental change
Haiku # 18695, February 25, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bread and Circuses,
The slight-of-hand continues,
Haiku # 18694, February 25, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by tired canadian
however, i will
offfer congratulations
to canadians

Haiku # 18693, February 25, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by k
there was no point, it's
just bad haiku, I can't take
it seriously.

teasing janis, or
flaming Moxie is the sign
that I'm feeling bored.


Haiku # 18692, February 25, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by k of no point at all, just mindless entertainment
The point? There is no
point. I can't believe that you
assumed there was one.
Haiku # 18691, February 25, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by Janis
this commentary
lacks a certain element:
...participation
Haiku # 18690, February 25, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by so, what IS the point here anyway?????
canada may think
it's a badass at hockey,
but we'll take over

when we take a break
from dominating the rest
of the damn world, eh?
Haiku # 18689, February 24, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by k
rest in peace Moxie
oh, ok forget the peace,
just glad you're at rest
Haiku # 18688, February 24, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by k
I choke, yes, I choked
once again gold eludes me
for the final time
Haiku # 18687, February 24, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Michelle Kwan
remind me: what is?
so I can forget what's not
one thing that's missing
Haiku # 18686, February 24, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by Bode Miller
like a train wreck?

full of: dead bodies?
burnt humans and bits of brain?
cardboard sandwiches?
Haiku # 18685, February 24, 2002 11:04 am ET
by cf
the wind blows through here
and here and here and so on
insert last line here
Haiku # 18684, February 24, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry, bad writers
but i miss moxie badly
he's like a train wreck
Haiku # 18683, February 24, 2002 10:43 am ET
by ap alittlepsychoticchaosisunusual,no?
I thought he dropped dead
that's where the maggots came in
so efficiently
Haiku # 18682, February 24, 2002 9:48 am ET
by mellie
moxie dropped acid,
well maybe! __and became, Chip
the Giant Maggot?
Haiku # 18681, February 24, 2002 2:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
reminds me of mox
where in the hell did he go?
badhaiku heaven
Haiku # 18680, February 24, 2002 1:11 am ET
by mellie
I'd love a spell too
worn down emotionally
a raging loony
Haiku # 18679, February 24, 2002 1:07 am ET
by mellie
cannot understand
mathematics plus mellie
some things don't add up
Haiku # 18678, February 24, 2002 1:07 am ET
by mellie
above two thousand
raging at literati
just a lucky spell
Haiku # 18677, February 24, 2002 12:51 am ET
by ash
the way of the world
overcome by emotion
not mathematics
Haiku # 18676, February 24, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash
looking up i see
i can no longer add up
seven is not five
Haiku # 18675, February 23, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by C.Frup
your eyes, my darling
they are like stinking cesspools
come near me and i'll vomit

vomit's human, too
so are potatoes and bears
not fred, he's prawn or something
Haiku # 18674, February 23, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by C.Frup
philosophical
i may not be always right
but i always write
Haiku # 18673, February 23, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ash
I curl on my bed
It's not depression, don't fret
I just have really long legs
Haiku # 18672, February 23, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by C.Frup
death is way down there
is the worst of it over?
blimey, aren't i deep today
Haiku # 18671, February 23, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by C.Frup
i think i love you
if i could only see you now
i would squeeze the trigger
Haiku # 18670, February 23, 2002 3:07 pm ET
by travis of wa

......right you are my man
we shouldn't take it for granted
......the peace we do have

:)
Haiku # 18669, February 23, 2002 9:10 am ET
by ronin@butwhatifdoescommitsuicide?
don't invoke demons
haiku might get repossessed
and then god help us
Haiku # 18668, February 23, 2002 6:03 am ET
by ash
rest in peace, moxie
if is there's reincarnation
better luck next time
Haiku # 18667, February 23, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
...for Moxie's headstone...
haiku epitaph contest,
for those who knew him....

Haiku # 18666, February 22, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

has mox like the plague
...finally subsided and
........obliterated
Haiku # 18665, February 22, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@hitheremisssnob

.....fool you are reallish
to three sshixty degree turn
......the devil you arshh
Haiku # 18664, February 22, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ronin
ooooooooooooooooh
noooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18663, February 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have now returned
Spent much time from here away
must discuss poo now
Haiku # 18662, February 22, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Saint
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