Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

philosophical
i may not be always right
but i always write
Haiku # 18673, February 23, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ash
I curl on my bed
It's not depression, don't fret
I just have really long legs
Haiku # 18672, February 23, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by C.Frup
death is way down there
is the worst of it over?
blimey, aren't i deep today
Haiku # 18671, February 23, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by C.Frup
i think i love you
if i could only see you now
i would squeeze the trigger
Haiku # 18670, February 23, 2002 3:07 pm ET
by travis of wa

......right you are my man
we shouldn't take it for granted
......the peace we do have

:)
Haiku # 18669, February 23, 2002 9:10 am ET
by ronin@butwhatifdoescommitsuicide?
don't invoke demons
haiku might get repossessed
and then god help us
Haiku # 18668, February 23, 2002 6:03 am ET
by ash
rest in peace, moxie
if is there's reincarnation
better luck next time
Haiku # 18667, February 23, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
...for Moxie's headstone...
haiku epitaph contest,
for those who knew him....

Haiku # 18666, February 22, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

has mox like the plague
...finally subsided and
........obliterated
Haiku # 18665, February 22, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@hitheremisssnob

.....fool you are reallish
to three sshixty degree turn
......the devil you arshh
Haiku # 18664, February 22, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ronin
ooooooooooooooooh
noooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18663, February 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have now returned
Spent much time from here away
must discuss poo now
Haiku # 18662, February 22, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Saint
an ass a donkey
do you get my drift here mate
piss off out of it
Haiku # 18661, February 22, 2002 11:46 am ET
by mellie
the gg's am ass
he should take it like a man
then disappear

under the car pet
and take his crooks and staff
for whom the bells toll
Haiku # 18660, February 22, 2002 11:45 am ET
by mellie
the gg is fucked
but he was asking for it
in a quiet way
Haiku # 18659, February 22, 2002 7:09 am ET
by ash
she is not amused
mudjimba is unhappy
chogm at coolum
Haiku # 18658, February 21, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by mellie
Canadians win
There is no surprise in that
Our nation's past time
Haiku # 18657, February 21, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Theresa
The American
team had a Canadian
flag on their floor?? bitches
Haiku # 18656, February 21, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kudos to your cos
janis, she was awesome!! what
an unfair game though..

Damn yanks
Haiku # 18655, February 21, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by Nick Numb
The gold medal game
Canada leads 2 to 1
There's still some time left
Haiku # 18654, February 21, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by Janis
with death around me,
I think one thing is quite clear:
high time to cremate!
Haiku # 18653, February 21, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by scott
with death beside me
my i'm with stupid t-shirt
might hurt death's feelings
Haiku # 18652, February 21, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
with death before me
I curl upon my mattress
hiding from the dark
Haiku # 18651, February 21, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by Ophelia
with death behind me
I walk towards the light
to live is to love
Haiku # 18650, February 21, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Darla
the poet digs deep
and writes some lovely haiku
like planting flowers
Haiku # 18649, February 21, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Darla
my soul full of love
i know, from deep in my heart
that it is all good
Haiku # 18648, February 21, 2002 5:22 pm ET
by Darla
when i'm really blue
i think, "if this were a film,
i'd get up and leave."
Haiku # 18647, February 21, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by who cares, really?
olympic moments
tarnished with controversy
tainted gold still shines
Haiku # 18646, February 21, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Apolo's Dad
olympic moments
tainted with controversy
tarnished gold still shines
Haiku # 18645, February 21, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Apolo's Mother
I sit hunched over
cramming for a lunch exam
of tacos and cheese
Haiku # 18644, February 21, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sent from outer-space,
pogo-camels are the best
man, those things can hop
Haiku # 18643, February 21, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Am I getting old?
or just cynical with time?
The answer is yes.
Haiku # 18642, February 21, 2002 10:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
ship of the desert
a camel with only one hump
a dromedary
Haiku # 18641, February 21, 2002 6:01 am ET
by realnutter of london
eyes freezing over
I thought I saw you just now
in your silly coat

my hate was fresh, still
the old hatered does not rust!
I kind of miss you...
Haiku # 18640, February 21, 2002 3:37 am ET
by swish of www.overtornea.se/webcam.htm
'frozen' light now?
Electromagnetic and
transparent smoothies?

Haiku # 18639, February 20, 2002 8:26 pm ET
by 7-11 http://www.rowland.org/atomcool/papers.html
boston dot com rests
lodge for weary diligence
poet finds new home
Haiku # 18638, February 20, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by Muxster
The rain it does glide
Down the window pane of life
Without embargo
Haiku # 18637, February 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Janis
in the car i pass
skulls cradle universes
as big as my own
Haiku # 18636, February 20, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Olympic curling,
yes,the gods must be crazy,
hard!! sweep!! hard!! sweep!! hard!!
Haiku # 18635, February 20, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Nick Numb,
drunken dawn and here
im away from home but theres
nowhere else to be
Haiku # 18634, February 20, 2002 9:58 am ET
by renzo of california wishing for vermont
axis of evil:
iran, iraq, korea
and san anselmo

Haiku # 18633, February 19, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by scott (who did i leave off?)
If we could just just add
One more layer of management:
Things would be all right.
Haiku # 18632, February 19, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Wraigh Marquee of Philadelphia area
It's funny you know,
it's so easy, once we pass
the epiphany
Haiku # 18631, February 19, 2002 1:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
whirl beyond o fool
i've cut you loose and for good
your voice isn't mine
Haiku # 18630, February 18, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
dude's a slow tangle
and baby's a bag of snakes
storms come, shake the trees

Haiku # 18629, February 18, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Absolute ZERO
stands center in number line
without REAL value
Haiku # 18628, February 18, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Happiness, said John,
is a warm gun. My finger
on your trigger is ...
Haiku # 18627, February 18, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife
Haiku # 18626, February 18, 2002 11:09 am ET
by mellie
broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history
Haiku # 18625, February 18, 2002 8:19 am ET
by ash
circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth

goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound

Haiku # 18624, February 18, 2002 1:50 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
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