Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I sit hunched over
cramming for a lunch exam
of tacos and cheese
Haiku # 18644, February 21, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sent from outer-space,
pogo-camels are the best
man, those things can hop
Haiku # 18643, February 21, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Am I getting old?
or just cynical with time?
The answer is yes.
Haiku # 18642, February 21, 2002 10:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
ship of the desert
a camel with only one hump
a dromedary
Haiku # 18641, February 21, 2002 6:01 am ET
by realnutter of london
eyes freezing over
I thought I saw you just now
in your silly coat

my hate was fresh, still
the old hatered does not rust!
I kind of miss you...
Haiku # 18640, February 21, 2002 3:37 am ET
by swish of www.overtornea.se/webcam.htm
'frozen' light now?
Electromagnetic and
transparent smoothies?

Haiku # 18639, February 20, 2002 8:26 pm ET
by 7-11 http://www.rowland.org/atomcool/papers.html
boston dot com rests
lodge for weary diligence
poet finds new home
Haiku # 18638, February 20, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by Muxster
The rain it does glide
Down the window pane of life
Without embargo
Haiku # 18637, February 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Janis
in the car i pass
skulls cradle universes
as big as my own
Haiku # 18636, February 20, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Olympic curling,
yes,the gods must be crazy,
hard!! sweep!! hard!! sweep!! hard!!
Haiku # 18635, February 20, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Nick Numb,
drunken dawn and here
im away from home but theres
nowhere else to be
Haiku # 18634, February 20, 2002 9:58 am ET
by renzo of california wishing for vermont
axis of evil:
iran, iraq, korea
and san anselmo

Haiku # 18633, February 19, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by scott (who did i leave off?)
If we could just just add
One more layer of management:
Things would be all right.
Haiku # 18632, February 19, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Wraigh Marquee of Philadelphia area
It's funny you know,
it's so easy, once we pass
the epiphany
Haiku # 18631, February 19, 2002 1:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
whirl beyond o fool
i've cut you loose and for good
your voice isn't mine
Haiku # 18630, February 18, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
dude's a slow tangle
and baby's a bag of snakes
storms come, shake the trees

Haiku # 18629, February 18, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Absolute ZERO
stands center in number line
without REAL value
Haiku # 18628, February 18, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Happiness, said John,
is a warm gun. My finger
on your trigger is ...
Haiku # 18627, February 18, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife
Haiku # 18626, February 18, 2002 11:09 am ET
by mellie
broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history
Haiku # 18625, February 18, 2002 8:19 am ET
by ash
circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth

goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound

Haiku # 18624, February 18, 2002 1:50 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
handguns are sexy
say i had you in my sights
and then slowly squeezed
Haiku # 18623, February 18, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
knowing what to do
in case of emergency
is overrated
Haiku # 18622, February 18, 2002 1:42 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
man at the concert
has a large nosering, he seems
like one easily led.
Haiku # 18621, February 17, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by k
houston is just like
cleveland but with the color
removed, bush's home......
Haiku # 18620, February 17, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by k
In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine

flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.
Haiku # 18619, February 17, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by k of to ash...ram...
bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing
Haiku # 18618, February 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by k of I've been refreshing the cache for days and it wouldn't work, so IE is screwed, what else is new
your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged
Haiku # 18617, February 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ash................. oh! k
blank
Haiku # 18616, February 17, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your

submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my

case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?

or what?
Haiku # 18614, February 17, 2002 7:38 am ET
by K
hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too
Haiku # 18613, February 17, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brittany:
Golden
Nipples
Haiku # 18612, February 16, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits
Haiku # 18611, February 16, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by scott (brilliant film)
watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird
Haiku # 18610, February 16, 2002 4:54 am ET
by k
That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days
Haiku # 18609, February 15, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much
Haiku # 18608, February 15, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by rainy days will seem different from now on
billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths

tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light
Haiku # 18607, February 15, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild
Haiku # 18606, February 15, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by scott
no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy
Haiku # 18605, February 15, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously
Haiku # 18604, February 15, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus
Haiku # 18603, February 15, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku

Haiku # 18602, February 15, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by not really but thanks for trying
My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?

(is that what you meant?)
Haiku # 18601, February 15, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Janis
tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!
Haiku # 18600, February 15, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by pigdog :)
my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?
Haiku # 18599, February 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Try 575ing this janis or anyone
capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.
Haiku # 18598, February 15, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Janis
Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution
Haiku # 18597, February 15, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!
Haiku # 18596, February 15, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke
Haiku # 18595, February 15, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.
Haiku # 18594, February 15, 2002 3:07 am ET
by Zeus
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