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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

however, i will
offfer congratulations
to canadians

Haiku # 18693, February 25, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by k
there was no point, it's
just bad haiku, I can't take
it seriously.

teasing janis, or
flaming Moxie is the sign
that I'm feeling bored.


Haiku # 18692, February 25, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by k of no point at all, just mindless entertainment
The point? There is no
point. I can't believe that you
assumed there was one.
Haiku # 18691, February 25, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by Janis
this commentary
lacks a certain element:
...participation
Haiku # 18690, February 25, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by so, what IS the point here anyway?????
canada may think
it's a badass at hockey,
but we'll take over

when we take a break
from dominating the rest
of the damn world, eh?
Haiku # 18689, February 24, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by k
rest in peace Moxie
oh, ok forget the peace,
just glad you're at rest
Haiku # 18688, February 24, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by k
I choke, yes, I choked
once again gold eludes me
for the final time
Haiku # 18687, February 24, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Michelle Kwan
remind me: what is?
so I can forget what's not
one thing that's missing
Haiku # 18686, February 24, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by Bode Miller
like a train wreck?

full of: dead bodies?
burnt humans and bits of brain?
cardboard sandwiches?
Haiku # 18685, February 24, 2002 11:04 am ET
by cf
the wind blows through here
and here and here and so on
insert last line here
Haiku # 18684, February 24, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry, bad writers
but i miss moxie badly
he's like a train wreck
Haiku # 18683, February 24, 2002 10:43 am ET
by ap alittlepsychoticchaosisunusual,no?
I thought he dropped dead
that's where the maggots came in
so efficiently
Haiku # 18682, February 24, 2002 9:48 am ET
by mellie
moxie dropped acid,
well maybe! __and became, Chip
the Giant Maggot?
Haiku # 18681, February 24, 2002 2:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
reminds me of mox
where in the hell did he go?
badhaiku heaven
Haiku # 18680, February 24, 2002 1:11 am ET
by mellie
I'd love a spell too
worn down emotionally
a raging loony
Haiku # 18679, February 24, 2002 1:07 am ET
by mellie
cannot understand
mathematics plus mellie
some things don't add up
Haiku # 18678, February 24, 2002 1:07 am ET
by mellie
above two thousand
raging at literati
just a lucky spell
Haiku # 18677, February 24, 2002 12:51 am ET
by ash
the way of the world
overcome by emotion
not mathematics
Haiku # 18676, February 24, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash
looking up i see
i can no longer add up
seven is not five
Haiku # 18675, February 23, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by C.Frup
your eyes, my darling
they are like stinking cesspools
come near me and i'll vomit

vomit's human, too
so are potatoes and bears
not fred, he's prawn or something
Haiku # 18674, February 23, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by C.Frup
philosophical
i may not be always right
but i always write
Haiku # 18673, February 23, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ash
I curl on my bed
It's not depression, don't fret
I just have really long legs
Haiku # 18672, February 23, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by C.Frup
death is way down there
is the worst of it over?
blimey, aren't i deep today
Haiku # 18671, February 23, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by C.Frup
i think i love you
if i could only see you now
i would squeeze the trigger
Haiku # 18670, February 23, 2002 3:07 pm ET
by travis of wa

......right you are my man
we shouldn't take it for granted
......the peace we do have

:)
Haiku # 18669, February 23, 2002 9:10 am ET
by ronin@butwhatifdoescommitsuicide?
don't invoke demons
haiku might get repossessed
and then god help us
Haiku # 18668, February 23, 2002 6:03 am ET
by ash
rest in peace, moxie
if is there's reincarnation
better luck next time
Haiku # 18667, February 23, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
...for Moxie's headstone...
haiku epitaph contest,
for those who knew him....

Haiku # 18666, February 22, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

has mox like the plague
...finally subsided and
........obliterated
Haiku # 18665, February 22, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@hitheremisssnob

.....fool you are reallish
to three sshixty degree turn
......the devil you arshh
Haiku # 18664, February 22, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ronin
ooooooooooooooooh
noooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18663, February 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have now returned
Spent much time from here away
must discuss poo now
Haiku # 18662, February 22, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Saint
an ass a donkey
do you get my drift here mate
piss off out of it
Haiku # 18661, February 22, 2002 11:46 am ET
by mellie
the gg's am ass
he should take it like a man
then disappear

under the car pet
and take his crooks and staff
for whom the bells toll
Haiku # 18660, February 22, 2002 11:45 am ET
by mellie
the gg is fucked
but he was asking for it
in a quiet way
Haiku # 18659, February 22, 2002 7:09 am ET
by ash
she is not amused
mudjimba is unhappy
chogm at coolum
Haiku # 18658, February 21, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by mellie
Canadians win
There is no surprise in that
Our nation's past time
Haiku # 18657, February 21, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Theresa
The American
team had a Canadian
flag on their floor?? bitches
Haiku # 18656, February 21, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kudos to your cos
janis, she was awesome!! what
an unfair game though..

Damn yanks
Haiku # 18655, February 21, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by Nick Numb
The gold medal game
Canada leads 2 to 1
There's still some time left
Haiku # 18654, February 21, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by Janis
with death around me,
I think one thing is quite clear:
high time to cremate!
Haiku # 18653, February 21, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by scott
with death beside me
my i'm with stupid t-shirt
might hurt death's feelings
Haiku # 18652, February 21, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
with death before me
I curl upon my mattress
hiding from the dark
Haiku # 18651, February 21, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by Ophelia
with death behind me
I walk towards the light
to live is to love
Haiku # 18650, February 21, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Darla
the poet digs deep
and writes some lovely haiku
like planting flowers
Haiku # 18649, February 21, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Darla
my soul full of love
i know, from deep in my heart
that it is all good
Haiku # 18648, February 21, 2002 5:22 pm ET
by Darla
when i'm really blue
i think, "if this were a film,
i'd get up and leave."
Haiku # 18647, February 21, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by who cares, really?
olympic moments
tarnished with controversy
tainted gold still shines
Haiku # 18646, February 21, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Apolo's Dad
olympic moments
tainted with controversy
tarnished gold still shines
Haiku # 18645, February 21, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Apolo's Mother
I sit hunched over
cramming for a lunch exam
of tacos and cheese
Haiku # 18644, February 21, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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