beneath the blankets
winter whispered purity
snow and promises

if the universe
is all male genitalia
i guess we're just nuts

how well would we fare
if we all were on welfare?
ah well...fare thee well

past doesn't exist
it is never even past
past is this moment

Olympics are gone
Unhappy people are mad.
Yea! Controversy!

trying to not be
bitter at 33 is
hard, might as well try

Funky squirrly cat,
where'd you get that orange hat?
Fly through space in that!

What has become my world?
I feel tense and defensive
fundamental change

Bread and Circuses,
The slight-of-hand continues,

however, i will
offfer congratulations
to canadians

there was no point, it's
just bad haiku, I can't take
it seriously.

teasing janis, or
flaming Moxie is the sign
that I'm feeling bored.

The point? There is no
point. I can't believe that you
assumed there was one.

this commentary
lacks a certain element:
...participation

canada may think
it's a badass at hockey,
but we'll take over

when we take a break
from dominating the rest
of the damn world, eh?

rest in peace Moxie
oh, ok forget the peace,
just glad you're at rest

I choke, yes, I choked
once again gold eludes me
for the final time

remind me: what is?
so I can forget what's not
one thing that's missing

like a train wreck?

full of: dead bodies?
burnt humans and bits of brain?
cardboard sandwiches?

the wind blows through here
and here and here and so on
insert last line here

sorry, bad writers
but i miss moxie badly
he's like a train wreck

I thought he dropped dead
that's where the maggots came in
so efficiently

moxie dropped acid,
well maybe! __and became, Chip
the Giant Maggot?

reminds me of mox
where in the hell did he go?
badhaiku heaven

I'd love a spell too
worn down emotionally
a raging loony

cannot understand
mathematics plus mellie
some things don't add up

above two thousand
raging at literati
just a lucky spell

the way of the world
overcome by emotion
not mathematics

looking up i see
i can no longer add up
seven is not five

your eyes, my darling
they are like stinking cesspools
come near me and i'll vomit

vomit's human, too
so are potatoes and bears
not fred, he's prawn or something

philosophical
i may not be always right
but i always write

I curl on my bed
It's not depression, don't fret
I just have really long legs

death is way down there
is the worst of it over?
blimey, aren't i deep today

i think i love you
if i could only see you now
i would squeeze the trigger

......right you are my man
we shouldn't take it for granted
......the peace we do have

:)

don't invoke demons
haiku might get repossessed
and then god help us

rest in peace, moxie
if is there's reincarnation
better luck next time

...for Moxie's headstone...
haiku epitaph contest,
for those who knew him....

has mox like the plague
...finally subsided and
........obliterated

.....fool you are reallish
to three sshixty degree turn
......the devil you arshh

ooooooooooooooooh
noooooooooooooooo

I have now returned
Spent much time from here away
must discuss poo now

an ass a donkey
do you get my drift here mate
piss off out of it

the gg's am ass
he should take it like a man
then disappear

under the car pet
and take his crooks and staff
for whom the bells toll

the gg is fucked
but he was asking for it
in a quiet way

she is not amused
mudjimba is unhappy
chogm at coolum

Canadians win
There is no surprise in that
Our nation's past time

The American
team had a Canadian
flag on their floor?? bitches

kudos to your cos
janis, she was awesome!! what
an unfair game though..

Damn yanks

The gold medal game
Canada leads 2 to 1
There's still some time left

with death around me,
I think one thing is quite clear:
high time to cremate!