DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
>>Calmly................................. 32 Calories
>>In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
>>50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
>>60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
>>70 and over......................... Results are still pending
by Anonymous Poet
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
>>20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
>>30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
>>40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
POST ORGASM:
>>Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
>>Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
>>Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
ORGASMIC:
>>Real................................... 112 Calories
>>False.................................. 315 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
PRELIMINARIES:
>>Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
>>Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
>>With an erection....................... 6 Calories
>>Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
OPENING HER BRA:
>>With both hands........................ 8 Calories
>>With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
>>With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
caloric expenditure
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
>>With her consent....................... 12 Calories
>>Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
by the way, forgot
to mention important thing:
Janis, we love you!
by sheena@paeanhaiku
this guy plays odd shit
bizarre meld of death-thrash and
tinkly syrup
by sheena@listening to weird music
att: moths
o fluttery friends
true, you make me wet my pants
that's not all bad though
terrified screaming
picks up the adrenalin
gives me quite the rush
by Sheena
pix of this nature
have many parallels with
grandma's cock haiku
by sheena@migawdwhatawfuldamnpitchers
Goddamn! at long last
bit slow to recognize but
now i see the light
by sheena
ethnic cleansing in
afghanistan my, my, who
would have thought it, eh?
by Nick Numb, USA-we will turn your country into a labour camp for FREE!!
the day continues
grey clouds give way to blue sky
if i am lucky
by ash
I suppose that an
Axis of bad poetry
Isn't quite evil
by Janis
focus gets hazy
declaring war on the world
bring back bin laden
by ash
axis of evil
high rotation rhetoric
what about enron ?
by ash
you know what i say
they ought now to start cloning--
microwaved hot dogs
by ryan morrison of california
Life is just a bitch
Blue skies by day cool sea breeze
Hot old nights in cot
by mellie, hey g'day saint :-)
sell your bad haiku?
don't think you'll have much luck here
perhaps try eBay
by scott
Do not bite me please.
It is unpleasant down there.
It is painful, bitch.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Sweat on my loin cloth
Listen as it falls downward.
Drop, drop, drop it goes.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
I'm advertising
something called 'insta-poem'
Please buy one today.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Listen as she laughs:
that big girl with the white streak.
God, we all hate her.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Is Mellie around?
How are the summer evenings
Along the golden coast?
by Saint
Grandma has a crotch?
Hopefully not one that had
hot coffee in it.
by Saint
asdn connection
western canada, pages
load, blazing fast
by thanks janis!
Message recieved . . .
To disconnect, press * now . . .
10-4 over & out
[to be formal and all - you
eunuch jelly thou!]
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me Devotchka,
I call thou, "thou" to show
Thee informal!
by Fellow Narrator
better than ever
bad haiku loads a' flyin'
now, where is moxie?
by ap - moxie is the real test
although it is true,
many people who post here
are slow, site's better
by k of seems better now
slow.. as in not fast
Slow as in takes a long time
For each page to load
by Janis
the site just fine
some of the haiku is slow
grandma has a crotch
by ap
it's cracking me up
make no bones about it now
granny needs a crutch
by mellie, I dont know what you mean Janis. Slow?
Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.
by Janis of Location
Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died
by ash
did I miss something?
full up to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did
by mellie, it was such a dirty holiday :-)
submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash
(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)
by scott (computers do suck, it's true)
After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature
by ComiCat of Jerzey
too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break
by ash (out for the count below)
taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth
by ash
a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock
by ash
haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count
by ash
