by the way, forgot
to mention important thing:
Janis, we love you!
by sheena@paeanhaiku
this guy plays odd shit
bizarre meld of death-thrash and
tinkly syrup
by sheena@listening to weird music
att: moths
o fluttery friends
true, you make me wet my pants
that's not all bad though
terrified screaming
picks up the adrenalin
gives me quite the rush
by Sheena
pix of this nature
have many parallels with
grandma's cock haiku
by sheena@migawdwhatawfuldamnpitchers
Goddamn! at long last
bit slow to recognize but
now i see the light
by sheena
ethnic cleansing in
afghanistan my, my, who
would have thought it, eh?
by Nick Numb, USA-we will turn your country into a labour camp for FREE!!
the day continues
grey clouds give way to blue sky
if i am lucky
by ash
I suppose that an
Axis of bad poetry
Isn't quite evil
by Janis
focus gets hazy
declaring war on the world
bring back bin laden
by ash
axis of evil
high rotation rhetoric
what about enron ?
by ash
you know what i say
they ought now to start cloning--
microwaved hot dogs
by ryan morrison of california
Life is just a bitch
Blue skies by day cool sea breeze
Hot old nights in cot
by mellie, hey g'day saint :-)
sell your bad haiku?
don't think you'll have much luck here
perhaps try eBay
by scott
Do not bite me please.
It is unpleasant down there.
It is painful, bitch.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Sweat on my loin cloth
Listen as it falls downward.
Drop, drop, drop it goes.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
I'm advertising
something called 'insta-poem'
Please buy one today.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Listen as she laughs:
that big girl with the white streak.
God, we all hate her.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Is Mellie around?
How are the summer evenings
Along the golden coast?
by Saint
Grandma has a crotch?
Hopefully not one that had
hot coffee in it.
by Saint
asdn connection
western canada, pages
load, blazing fast
by thanks janis!
Message recieved . . .
To disconnect, press * now . . .
10-4 over & out
[to be formal and all - you
eunuch jelly thou!]
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me Devotchka,
I call thou, "thou" to show
Thee informal!
by Fellow Narrator
better than ever
bad haiku loads a' flyin'
now, where is moxie?
by ap - moxie is the real test
although it is true,
many people who post here
are slow, site's better
by k of seems better now
slow.. as in not fast
Slow as in takes a long time
For each page to load
by Janis
the site just fine
some of the haiku is slow
grandma has a crotch
by ap
it's cracking me up
make no bones about it now
granny needs a crutch
by mellie, I dont know what you mean Janis. Slow?
Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.
by Janis of Location
Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died
by ash
did I miss something?
full up to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did
by mellie, it was such a dirty holiday :-)
submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash
(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)
by scott (computers do suck, it's true)
After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature
by ComiCat of Jerzey
too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break
by ash (out for the count below)
taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth
by ash
a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock
by ash
haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count
by ash
submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works
bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku
by ash
The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.
by Janis
Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.
by Janis
the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?
by k
how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit
'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and
the thread was stupid
by ............ehhh? we must ignore this tendency and press for the good of our art form 'it's supposed to be bad' it's in the name
Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!
by Primordial Slime of South Africa
fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.
by k of ;)
looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind
by Nick Numb
Scott celebrating
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.
by rosencrantz
i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.
by scott (or was it Guildenstern?)
