recycled passion
dreamer''s dreams left to the way side
still searching for pearls
by Raz
you boasting buffoon
stop talking math or i''ll scream
boring is not smart
by kkk colonic
you boasting buffoon
stop talking math or i''ll scream
boring is not smart
by kkk colonic
he bought me dinner
i drank too much jack daniels
he did not kiss me
by whoops
I often wonder
About things that tickle bees
Like freshly mown grass
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I poured cold Snapple
Into my PC, killing
The computer elf
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
For such a small word
It`s incredible how sex
Can be so much fun
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Whole roasted peanuts
Wrapped in a crispy coating
Mmm technology
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Four electric geese
Stand and honk in my garden
When they`re fully charged
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My singing stingray
Stings and sings for everything
Just like an angel
by Dr Ernest Unity of Jupiter's Red Spot,
On display for me
A girl so lovely and fair
I say does she bite?
by Dr Ernest Unity
You recognize me
By my torrid expression
And swoon from passion
by Dr. Ernest Unity
All my silly popes
Are lining up to greet you
Please enjoy them all
by Doc Unity
Dr. Sam Beckett.
I wonder if he misses
his own genitals.
by Hunty Scarredbody
You see, there''s this thing
I keep it in a small box
More smallish, really
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If everybody
Wore armour instead of pants
We could kick at will
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Was Joan of Arc''s arc
Really an arc or simply
Just a curvy thing?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Now to end the show
America shoots itself
We get off on it
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Te setzu duh hru?
Eedsuni kungata ho-
`ertutu Nabla!
by Dr. Ernest Unity
The day will soon come
when gnomes will rule us all
So just let it ride
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh I am so deep
Oh I bring up lofty things
only when I drink
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Asphyxiation
Find out what means to me
People Everywhere
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Its so good of you
To dig my surrealism
Now what do you say?
by Dr. Ernest Unity of shoe city, Oz
has anyone else
ever kissed an elephant?
damn this haiku sucks
by Infinity
But seriosly,
folks, I just flew in from Mu
and boy is my head...
by Dr Ernest Unity of wadc, gah
Tell me who I am
You see a God before you
Naked and ready
by Dr Ernwst Unity of Washingtondc, uneverno
my pc reaches
across your stellar badness
and truely wants you
by Dr Ernwst Unity of Washingtondc, Beatstreet
My love is so great
I cannot express the words
I writhe in it's thing
by Dr Ernwst Unity of Washingtondc, Fun city
Bring on the feast!
And also the dancing girls!
I must have it all!
by Dr Ernwst Unity of Washingtondc, Fun city
Hi ho everyone!
I have once again retuned
to stimulate you!
by Dr. Ernest Unity of Washington , The center of the universe
I lower my eyes
not for breasts, not from shyness
I seek toe cleavage
by hangdog
a question put forth:
how many tongues do you have?
must be a shitload
by Eddie Futch
Oh, Kevin Spacey.
You''re the coolest man I''ve seen
Who looks like a spud.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Hey what do you call
A groupie in just their drawers?
A sycopant. Ha!
by Scrunty Hardbody
I''m a poor old hag.
Spare a pound for a cuppa
And some HRT.
by Scrunty Hardbody
''Porn! The Musical''
Starring Darren Day and 5ive.
Coming soon. Geddit?
by Scrunty Hardbody
I had no idea
That sponges were once alive
That weirds me out, man
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Dogs are great, you know?
Who else would lick my fingers
Just to wake me up?
by Scrunty Hardbody
Once, I heard a song
That sounded like a cat''s screech
Britney Spears, it was
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Look to the heavens!
Is that a horseman coming?
Or just a big cloud?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My blue touchpaper
Is covered in advocaat
So I can`t light it
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Dreamt I got dog pierced
And I hung her out to dry
Using humane pegs
by Scrunty Hardbody
I sucked my Grandad''s
Werthers Original. Mmm.
Uncommonly good.
by Scrunty Hardbody
''Chips'', Isla St. Clair,
BJ and Bear; Sonny, Cher.
Ah, the Seventies.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Dog fell down a hole.
Again. No depth perception.
501s ruined.
by Scrunty Hardbody
You foolish young girls.
First picnic at Hanging Rock,
then Haunted House. Tsk.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Those boots of Lou Reed''s
Were they really *that* shiny?
Or was he on drugs?
by Scrunty Hardbody
had that dream again
floating higher in the air
rising up and up
by ash
cos i gotta fly
have u got reynold''s number
in case i need him
by ash
